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Title: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: JakeStyle on April 18, 2015, 06:12:38 AM
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Sat Apr 18, 2015, 02:25 AM

Star Member diabeticman (2,650 posts)

"...smug Liberal" That is what my wife was called today.

Well, one of our "friends" who has become a tea-party member was talking to my wife and my wife has this way of talking sometimes. She uses "old" words. Well the word she used today was Constitutional. She was referring to this cat in the neighborhood we use to live in and how it has his daily constitutional at this certain time and she knows the time because this cat seems to pass every day at a certain time before returning to the owners home.


The Tea partier started in. "You are such a dumb idiot. you claim republicans don't use words right and you don't even use words right."

my wife showed the tea party "friend" that in fact the word Constitutional can mean a walk.

to which the tea party "friend" said. "You smug liberal... have to prove you went to college."

We reminded her she went to the same college we did.

To which she rolled her eyes said it was a waste of money and walked away.

Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: thundley4 on April 18, 2015, 06:34:03 AM
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What exactly is the meaning of the phrase “The morning constitutional”? Is it an early morning walk or the first visit to the bathroom during the day?

So his wife likes watching cats poop?  :rofl:
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: dutch508 on April 18, 2015, 07:06:32 AM
crappy bouncy?

(http://oi11.tinypic.com/6ntms1x.jpg)
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Carl on April 18, 2015, 07:10:58 AM
When you have to use a fantasy wife to be the subject of a bouncy you have slipped down another branch on the tree of crazy.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 18, 2015, 07:15:02 AM
Guess the Dummy has been studying the bouncy rules.  He/she/it used "rolling their eyes" and "walked away".  Not bad compared to a lot of the crap they've been posting as of late.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: FlippyDoo on April 18, 2015, 08:43:03 AM
Guess the Dummy has been studying the bouncy rules.  He/she/it used "rolling their eyes" and "walked away".  Not bad compared to a lot of the crap they've been posting as of late.

Still not great though. He did leave out "so" and didn't have crowd. It didn't even take place at any of the standard Bouncy locations. Still, he at least deserves a participation trophy so here's a song for him...

Who can make a Bouncy with just a few words
about a cat a walking and share it with a site of turds
The diabeticman can, oh the diabeticman can
The diabeticman can ‘cause he’s Bouncy maker though he’s not so good.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: SVPete on April 18, 2015, 10:42:53 AM
Yeah, it's a near certain :bouncy: . d'man must've read some Brit Lit, probably late 19th or early 20th Century ... or maybe heard it in some older movie. I'm sure there are plenteous Americans - including Libs/Progs - who've never heard that usage of "constitutional", but I think most would recognize the phrase "morning constitutional" as not referring to the legal document. And given how carelessly "constitutional" is used among Libs/Progs, I'm sure there are some who would both be unfamiliar with that usage of "constitutional" and become argumentative. Idiots aren't isolated in special corners by themselves.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2015, 10:49:02 AM
Sounds like little miss inflatable isn't suicidal anymore.
Pity. I would have loved to read how she threw herself into a patch of cactus.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: obumazombie on April 18, 2015, 12:17:18 PM
crappy bouncy?

(http://oi11.tinypic.com/6ntms1x.jpg)

So crappy it would make Thomas Crapper proud.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 18, 2015, 10:02:46 PM
The word was popularized by President Truman.

Every morning he'd walk before dawn, in suit and tie, for a mile or two around the neighborhood of the White House.

Then he'd come in for a shot of whiskey and breakfast.

He called that routine his "constitutional" and the press made it famous.

Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Delmar on April 18, 2015, 11:16:15 PM
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Response to diabeticman (Original post)Sat Apr 18, 2015, 02:57 AM
Star Member beam me up scottie (27,046 posts)
6. High praise indeed.

I hope your wife falls asleep with a smug smile on her face.

Is that what this is?

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/article-2011719-0CE29E9400000578-208_468x430_zpsya2krjsm.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/article-2011719-0CE29E9400000578-208_468x430_zpsya2krjsm.jpg.html)
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Chris_ on April 18, 2015, 11:35:21 PM
Is that what this is?
Sultry and alluring. :rotf:
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Karin on April 21, 2015, 02:48:15 PM
I've got some problems with that bouncy.  Where is the conversion?  And the dialogue needs work.  Who says "you are such a stupid idiot" right to someone's face?  Or "You smug liberal?"  These things are thought, not said out loud, especially among the decent and civilized Tea Party people.  This was very lazy work. 
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 21, 2015, 04:19:02 PM
Yeah, it's a near certain :bouncy: . d'man must've read some Brit Lit, probably late 19th or early 20th Century ... or maybe heard it in some older movie. I'm sure there are plenteous Americans - including Libs/Progs - who've never heard that usage of "constitutional", but I think most would recognize the phrase "morning constitutional" as not referring to the legal document. And given how carelessly "constitutional" is used among Libs/Progs, I'm sure there are some who would both be unfamiliar with that usage of "constitutional" and become argumentative. Idiots aren't isolated in special corners by themselves.
I always assumed the term "morning constitutional" meant the same as "morning push".  :pokingpoop:
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Rebel on April 21, 2015, 05:23:39 PM
Those are some gullible mofos.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: obumazombie on April 21, 2015, 05:42:32 PM
I always assumed the term "morning constitutional" meant the same as "morning push".  :pokingpoop:

Yeah, but don't push too hard.
Many have died doing that right where they sat.


edit: sp
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: diesel driver on April 23, 2015, 07:00:29 AM
Yeah, but don't push too hard.
Many have died doing that right where they sat.


edit: sp

Elvis.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: hillneck on April 23, 2015, 07:48:16 AM
Seem's the days of almost believeable bouncy's are gone.  There's no imagination or creativity at DU any more just plain crazy.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: SVPete on April 23, 2015, 09:17:54 AM
I always assumed the term "morning constitutional" meant the same as "morning push".  :pokingpoop:

Well, it traditionally meant a vigorous morning walk for the sake of one's general health and stamina - one's "constitution"; very British and all that - but the in context of the :bouncy: story "constitutional" was used in reference to a cat, so ...
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 23, 2015, 10:05:19 AM
Did he ever mention his wife's name?
You would think in casual conversation he would use her name out of habit.
But it is always, "the wife."
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: Big Dog on April 23, 2015, 10:20:17 AM
Did he ever mention his wife's name?
You would think in casual conversation he would use her name out of habit.
But it is always, "the wife."

On their wedding night, the d-bag noticed some ink on his new bride's back. Since she was such a quiet woman, the thought that she had a secret tattoo turned on the d-bag to no end.

He tried to make out the markings, but the candlelight was too dim. Finally, overcome by curiousity and lust, the d-bag turned on the light, and read the little missus' tramp stamp...

Inflate to 15 PSI.
Title: Re: diabeticman's wife uses old words
Post by: obumazombie on April 23, 2015, 06:10:16 PM
Seem's the days of almost believeable bouncy's are gone.  There's no imagination or creativity at DU any more just plain crazy.

There are precious few bouncies that are original and creative.
They have been recycled so many times now they are ready for numerical designation.
That will save some time and effort, both commodities libs hate to expend.