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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: thundley4 on April 17, 2015, 01:22:24 PM
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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2015, 05:59 PM
Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree
A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.
Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/kenneth-crowder-sex-with-tree_n_7072596.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=Crime9
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026519329
KamaAina (60,806 posts)
1. He must not be very poplar with women.
^Further proof he is a DUmmie.
Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts)
4. I don't understand why
he looks like a helluva catch.
But he looks like most DUmmie Womyn.
NoJusticeNoPeace (3,716 posts)
9. Chris, Mitt, is that you? Ted? Rand?
Oh puh-lease. Claim your own, don't blame us for your nuts.
onethatcares (8,054 posts)
19. "I think
that I will never see"
but then again, I haven't been that stoned in a long, long time.
^Lies a lot.
I love it when they make fun of one of their own, but can't admit it.
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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2015, 05:59 PM
Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree
A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.
Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/kenneth-crowder-sex-with-tree_n_7072596.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=Crime9
Palm tree? or maybe a rubber tree.
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Palm tree? or maybe a rubber tree.
Cherry.
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Cherry.
Not anymore!
:rimshot:
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He had sex with Hillary????????????????
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He had sex with Hillary????????????????
One knothole is the same as another.
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One knothole is the same as another.
The tree probably reacted more than Hillary and most liberal women.
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The tree probably reacted more than Hillary and most liberal women.
Can you blame Bill? Damned if I can.
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The tree probably reacted more than Hillary and most liberal women.
Reminds me of a joke...
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
Who cares is a good punch line, but that's not it.
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me checkum for bees.
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Cali_Democrat (23,749 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2015, 05:59 PM
Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree
A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.
Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/15/kenneth-crowder-sex-with-tree_n_7072596.html?utm_hp_ref=crime&ir=Crime9
I was wondering what is Kenneth Crowder's DU name is. :mental:
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A man in Melbourne, Florida, allegedly high on a synthetic drug, is accused of attacking a police officer and repeatedly declaring himself to be God, after having sex with a tree.
Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and performing a sexual act on a tree, ClickOrlando.com reports.
Ok, I give up, what's it's DUmbass screen name?
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Reminds me of a joke...
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
Who cares is a good punch line, but that's not it.
No, I don't.
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
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No, I don't.
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
Loaded question. lib women don't have orgasms. What real man would sleep with a scrunt? Yer dick would fall off!
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Loaded question. lib women don't have orgasms. What real man would sleep with a scrunt? Yer dick would fall off!
Sometimes on a dare...
...shit happens, ya know?
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Sometimes on a dare...
...shit happens, ya know?
Well yer right of course, I guess after a 5th of Johnny Walker Black Label, anything is possible.
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No, I don't.
How do you know when a lib woman has an orgasm ?
She drops her nail file .
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She drops her nail file .
Do you know what a lib woman screams during orgasm?
"Oooooooh-bama! Ooooooh-bama! Oooooh-bama! Ooooh-bama! Ooo-bama! Ooh-bama! Oh-bama! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!"
I wish I didn't know this shit.
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Do you know what a lib woman screams during orgasm?
"Oooooooh-bama! Ooooooh-bama! Oooooh-bama! Ooooh-bama! Ooo-bama! Ooh-bama! Oh-bama! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!"
I wish I didn't know this shit.
I wish you didn't either! :lol:
He had sex with Hillary????????????????
Or Algore...
What would you get if you crossed Hillary with a pig?
Nothing, there's just some things a pig won't do. (Just ask Bill, he's do DID about anything)*
*edited for truth.
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Do you know what a lib woman screams during orgasm?
"Oooooooh-bama! Ooooooh-bama! Oooooh-bama! Ooooh-bama! Ooo-bama! Ooh-bama! Oh-bama! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!"
I wish I didn't know this shit.
That'll teach ya ta keep from thinkin' with yer little head! Ya might wanna keep an eye on it. It might rebel and fall off! If it starts smellin' like carp, see a professional!
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That'll teach ya ta keep from thinkin' with yer little head! Ya might wanna keep an eye on it. It might rebel and fall off! If it starts smellin' like carp, see a professional!
That reminds me of a rule for living my Daddy told me.
Never skinny dip in a stockpond.