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Title: DUmmie FUnnies: Wee Willie Performs Deep Navel Gaze
Post by: pjcomix on April 16, 2015, 11:37:28 AM

Pitt celebrates his boring existence in an ode to nothingness as chronicled by the DUmmie FUnnies.


http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2015/04/wiliam-rivers-pitt-performs-deep-navel.html (http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2015/04/wiliam-rivers-pitt-performs-deep-navel.html)

Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: Wee Willie Performs Deep Navel Gaze
Post by: franksolich on April 16, 2015, 11:51:53 AM

Good one.

I especially liked the comment about getting out of bed in the morning is his biggest job.

Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: Wee Willie Performs Deep Navel Gaze
Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2015, 11:55:33 AM

I tried to read it but I didn't want to risk falling into a coma.

Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: Wee Willie Performs Deep Navel Gaze
Post by: Carl on April 16, 2015, 11:56:28 AM

The only glass Pitt raises to his pie hole is filled with cheap vodka.

Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: Wee Willie Performs Deep Navel Gaze
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on April 16, 2015, 12:28:30 PM

It is a humble brag to remind the other DUmmies he does not have to work for a living.

Title: Re: DUmmie FUnnies: Wee Willie Performs Deep Navel Gaze
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 16, 2015, 03:15:51 PM

I've always heard that terminal alcoholics wake before dawn for that first drink of the day, but I'm puzzled by:

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astonishing privilege of baby/wife/job/etc. responsibilities

What is this "job" he speaks of?

Pitt hasn't had a paying gig since the plea deal, or whatever it was, that blacklisted him from his $40-a-day job as a substitute teacher in Boston.