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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on April 13, 2015, 06:19:14 AM
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name not needed (11,482 posts) http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10026494057
Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not **** This Up For Me’
it's from an article from The Onion... and it's funny.
“Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too ******* hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,†said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their ****ing minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not ****ing around. Got it?â€
:rotf:
scarletwoman (27,702 posts)
2. "Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in."
Oh! That is just too perfect!
mfcorey1 (5,492 posts)
4. Good job, Hillary! Now just forge ahead of all the naysayers and there are many. Hillary 2016!!!
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BeanMusical (705 posts) <----- obvious mole
7. Have you ever heard of The Onion? This is satire.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (9,390 posts)
17. Careful Some will take this seriously.
scarletwoman (27,702 posts)
19. Too late:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6494221
dflprincess (20,702 posts)
21. You can't blame them because you know it's what she really wanted to say.
The blood letting will be epic!
:fuelfire:
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Preparatory command...Circular firing squad
Command of execution...Commence firing