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Title: Baby mop could prove credit crunch hit
Post by: bijou on July 17, 2008, 10:20:24 AM

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With global financial markets in turmoil parents looking in to firing their cleaners and using their babies as human mops.

Parents fed up of the take, take, take attitude of babies are turning them into human mops so they can learn a 'healthy work ethic' early by cleaning the floor as they crawl around.

The device is essentially a baby-grow with fluffy mop ends attached to clean up grime as a baby crawls around wooden or tiled floors.

In its sales pitch the advert reads: 'After the birth of a child there's always the temptation to say 'Yes, it's cute, but what can it do?'

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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=223083&in_page_id=2)

The link has a cute pic of a baby making itself useful.

Title: Re: Baby mop could prove credit crunch hit
Post by: Rebel on July 17, 2008, 10:23:18 AM

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Fabulous idea to turn a useless baby into something that is useful. What about attaching an air freshener to its head to get ready of those nasty niffs too?

- E Mackie, Birmingham, UK

 :lmao:

Sorry, I know that's bad, but  :lmao:

Title: Re: Baby mop could prove credit crunch hit
Post by: Miss Mia on July 17, 2008, 11:23:47 AM

Do they make these for cats?  My kitties need to be put to work....

Title: Re: Baby mop could prove credit crunch hit
Post by: DixieBelle on July 17, 2008, 11:42:39 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-v8SX5OHSU

looks easy. no assembly required.