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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Wayne on April 08, 2015, 12:28:12 PM

Title: They don't like that in heaven!
Post by: Wayne on April 08, 2015, 12:28:12 PM

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking
and sex if she wants to get into heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then
I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend
caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my
knickers to one side and made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven", said God........

The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Walmart either!”

Title: Re: They don't like that in heaven!
Post by: Big Dog on April 08, 2015, 12:59:01 PM

I am going to steal this joke and use it on the ray-de-oh.

Title: Re: They don't like that in heaven!
Post by: Wayne on April 08, 2015, 02:53:12 PM

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: They don't like that in heaven!
Post by: obumazombie on April 08, 2015, 05:47:10 PM

In certain parts of Arkansas Walmart is believed to be heaven.