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Title: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2015, 01:03:00 PM
When I read this I worried for the Big Guy, but the photo shows  a clean-shaven fat guy.

Whew! Saved by the neck beard.

And it's not Kirk, whose heart may have already exploded.


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Mon Apr 6, 2015, 06:55 PM
Miles Archer (919 posts)

Man who won "free buffet meals for life" commits suicide after being banned for harassing women

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/suicide-m-resort-blamed-loss-free-buffet-life

The day before he put a gun to his head and killed himself at an M Resort buffet on Easter Sunday, a Las Vegas man filled a box with his complaints against the resort and its employees and mailed it to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

In his final, angry message to the world, delivered to the newspaper Monday, John Noble blamed his suicide on depression caused after the resort awarded him free meals at the buffet for life then banned him from the property for harassing some of the women working there.

“Today, I end my life due to the M Resort Spa Casino and its employees,” Noble wrote in one of two suicide notes he included with an obsessively detailed dossier on the people he blamed for destroying his life.

Noble’s hand-bound stack of notes and documents stretches on for more than 270 pages and includes a table of contents, photographs and a DVD.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026467284


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Mon Apr 6, 2015, 07:36 PM
Star Member yeoman6987 (5,988 posts)
8. Gosh commit suicide because you don't get your free 7.99

All you can eat buffet? I have heard it all.   
   



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Mon Apr 6, 2015, 07:50 PM
TheCowsCameHome (30,159 posts)
13. He must've had a lot on his plate.


Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 07, 2015, 01:34:11 PM
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TheCowsCameHome (30,159 posts)
13. He must've had a lot on his plate.

Wow, a DUmmie with a sense of humor! Whoda thunk?
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2015, 02:05:41 PM
Wow, a DUmmie with a sense of humor! Whoda thunk?
Mole?
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Bad Dog on April 07, 2015, 02:10:00 PM
Mole?

Well, lets see, who on this forum loves bad puns and clever word play.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: thundley4 on April 07, 2015, 02:15:00 PM
Well, lets see, who on this forum loves bad puns and clever word play.

Just about everyone here.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: diesel driver on April 07, 2015, 02:18:38 PM
Wow, a DUmmie with a sense of humor! Whoda thunk?

Blind squirrel moment, I'm sure it was unintentional.

Welcome back, Al!  Been hibernating?   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Gina on April 07, 2015, 02:54:52 PM
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Mon Apr 6, 2015, 07:50 PM
TheCowsCameHome (30,159 posts)
13. He must've had a lot on his plate.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  :cheersmate:

And that wasn't a loaded baked potato! :rimshot:
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Gina on April 07, 2015, 03:10:07 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/16/2755A4E300000578-3028304-image-a-34_1428422395505.jpg)

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According to a Henderson police report included by Noble, he was accused by an employee of the casino for stalking, which is believed to be the reason they revoked his pass and banned him from the premesis.

Indeed, after the police arrested him for stalking he spent three days in a state psychiatric hospital after presumably suffering a breakdown.

The message also included the addresses and names of several women who apparently were casino employees.

Both employees and the casino were targets of Noble on social media for some time, the Review-Journal reported.


(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/04/2755A1EF00000578-3028304-John_Noble-a-6_1428376837882.jpg)
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: delilahmused on April 07, 2015, 04:00:06 PM
Any DUmmies offed themselves lately? First thing I thought of is "what's his DU name"?

Cindie
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 07, 2015, 04:12:52 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/16/2755A4E300000578-3028304-image-a-34_1428422395505.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/04/2755A1EF00000578-3028304-John_Noble-a-6_1428376837882.jpg)

Oh for cripes sake! If I worried about pats on the back and/or people to hold pity parties for me like this guy did, my friends and family woulda kicked me in the ass and told me to call the waaaaaaaaaaaambulance! Besides, suicide is the cowards way out and a coward I am not!!!

More than likely this guy was a complete pest! It's pretty damn hard to get 86ed out of a casino. Usually it's because of card counting or cheating some way or another. None of them will put up with you harrassing the help though. We don't call 'em DUmbasses for nuttin'!
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: wasp69 on April 07, 2015, 04:43:01 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/04/2755A1EF00000578-3028304-John_Noble-a-6_1428376837882.jpg)

I think that bear had one too many pick-a-nick baskets.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2015, 04:50:25 PM
Man, if that guy grew a scruffy, low-class neck beard he and the Big Guy could be twins.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 07, 2015, 06:24:00 PM
When you're old, fat, ugly, diseased, stupid and smell, death by sex is out of the question but death by food is a possibility.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 07, 2015, 07:13:01 PM
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When you're old, fat, ugly, diseased, stupid and smell, death by sex is out of the question


Unless you're a female who lives near stevenumbers.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Big Dog on April 07, 2015, 07:32:40 PM


Unless you're a female who lives near stevenumbers.

stevenumbers isn't that picky. Female, male, animal, vegetable, or mineral- he doesn't care.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 07, 2015, 09:10:07 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/16/2755A4E300000578-3028304-image-a-34_1428422395505.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/04/2755A1EF00000578-3028304-John_Noble-a-6_1428376837882.jpg)

That looks like a DUmmy I have seen before.

Let's see. He was stalking women at the casino. He was told that he is banned because of it. Sounds like a creep to me.  :mental:
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 07, 2015, 11:26:31 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  :cheersmate:

And that wasn't a loaded baked potato! :rimshot:
you mean...he's happy to see you?
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2015, 12:20:16 AM
That looks like a DUmmy I have seen before.

Let's see. He was stalking women at the casino. He was told that he is banned because of it. Sounds like a creep to me.  :mental:

He belonged to the DUmp. Nuff said!
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 08, 2015, 08:21:24 AM
None of this would've happened if he'd gone to the mental forum! WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYY????
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2015, 12:30:42 PM
None of this would've happened if he'd gone to the mental health forum! WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYY????

Isn't that a contradiction in terms at the DUmpster?
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 08, 2015, 12:45:55 PM
Isn't that a contradiction in terms at the DUmpster?

Thanks! I corrected it above.  A terrible neglect of grammar on my part.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 08, 2015, 05:53:32 PM
Thanks! I corrected it above.  A terrible neglect of grammar on my part.

Yer learnin'! Some of us have been here since we were discussing the meaning of "is" is, when it came to blow jobs, and Al Gore used to be the next president of the United States, lol!
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: obumazombie on April 08, 2015, 06:02:16 PM
The guy combined his love of tramp stamps, and buffet food.
He's a phi- ladle- ist.
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: diesel driver on April 08, 2015, 10:49:00 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/04/07/04/2755A1EF00000578-3028304-John_Noble-a-6_1428376837882.jpg)

What's up with his left leg?  Looks like he has half a buffet hidden on his thigh...    :rotf:
Title: Re: Buffet Line Suicide - Not The Big Guy
Post by: Chris_ on April 08, 2015, 11:00:27 PM
What's up with his left leg?  Looks like he has half a buffet hidden on his thigh...    :rotf:
Diabeetus.