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Title: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 05, 2015, 05:26:50 PM

SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/monster-lizard-devours-bunny-minute-article-1.2174268

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Maybe the Easter bunny should avoid going to Australia this year.

A monster lizard devouring its rabbit prey has been captured on video, reports the Mirror.

The grisly footage shows a ferocious goanna scaling a wooden pole before confronting the doomed bunny.

Proof that every rabbit's death is God's punishment.  :yahoo:

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: obumazombie on April 06, 2015, 09:21:59 AM

And the rabbit will lie down with the lizard...


(http://www.pets.gov.hk/images/trader_pic.jpg)

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: longview on April 06, 2015, 09:51:04 AM

I was driving across Wyoming a couple weeks ago late at night.  Had a cross wind gusting to 70 mph.  Was going slow at about 45 mph when I'd go through draws.  I see something blowing onto the highway.  It was a cottontail rabbit!  Just getting rolled.  Every time his belly was toward the pavement, his legs would shoot outward.  He'd tuck them back in when he got rolled onto his back.  I was on in interstate so I got to see several tumbles as he rolled across the pavement.

I have to admit it made me laugh. 

Shortly after I came to a spot where some silver coated insulation was caught on the guardrail and flapping straight across the right hand lane.  I called highway patrol so they could remove it.  Dispatcher said "I bet you're seeing lots of stuff flying around out there tonight."  I said if Easter was late I knew why, and told her about the rabbit.  We both got a kick out of that. 

 :-)

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Wineslob on April 06, 2015, 10:03:04 PM

I'll bet the lizzard choked on the bones. Bunnies always get the last laugh.

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: obumazombie on April 07, 2015, 01:31:40 AM

Quote from: Wineslob on April 06, 2015, 10:03:04 PM

I'll bet the lizzard choked on the bones. Bunnies always get the last laugh.

Maybe Ptarmigans like bunnies more than they let on...

(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607992916647807309&pid=15.1&P=0)

They make the cutest little offspring.

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: thundley4 on April 07, 2015, 02:54:29 AM

The rabbits are getting serious.

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 11, 2015, 05:34:47 PM

Quote from: obumazombie on April 07, 2015, 01:31:40 AM

Maybe Ptarmigans like bunnies more than they let on...

(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607992916647807309&pid=15.1&P=0)

They make the cutest little offspring.

That is bestiality! Worthy of Eternal Damnation! :argh:

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 11, 2015, 05:34:57 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on April 07, 2015, 02:54:29 AM

The rabbits are getting serious.

Planning to kill humans.

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 11, 2015, 08:21:41 PM

Once again we see that Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job to off bunnies themselves.

bunnies will rule forever.

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 12, 2015, 05:05:26 PM

Quote from: Mr Mannn on April 11, 2015, 08:21:41 PM

Once again we see that Ptarmigans just aren't up to the job to off bunnies themselves.

bunnies will rule forever.

God will unleash His angry wrath on bunnies.  :fuelfire: :yahoo:

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 12, 2015, 07:17:47 PM

I hi5'd you because I could not stand to see you at 459...

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 12, 2015, 09:59:19 PM

uneven! I have to Hi5 you again!

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 13, 2015, 11:44:41 PM

Ptarmy, I think people are Hi5ing you just to make your count uneven!
you are now even again. I can tolerate the number 5 so any further hijinks will be fruitless.

Title: Re: SEE IT: Monster lizard climbs up pole to devour rabbit whole
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 17, 2015, 10:24:15 AM

OK. 470. we are even.  No more freebies!