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Title: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 05, 2015, 04:30:50 AM
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Elmer S. E. Dump (1,021 posts)

I'm a Caucasion, and therefore have a view based on my personal experiences (I'm 60 yrs OLD).
#1 - I find that bigots are programmed by their parents and/or respected friends and contacts.
#2 - I believe that all human beings should have inalienable rights. Those rights include not being ostracized for having different sexual norms.
#3 - I believe we need to go back to a liberal education model.
#4 - I believe bigots and racists should be ineligible for federal office.
#5 - If I ever come face-2-face with Ted Nugent, he'd better be well armed. All i need is my fists. Can anyone say "douchebagel"?
I think he is reaching for street Cred.
#3) go back? They've been liberal for decades.
#4) If democrats hold this power, then they will lable everyone a racist...oh wait, they already do!
#5) Ted doesn't need to be armed. Ted would kick this loser's a$$. Internet tough guy fail.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: txradioguy on April 05, 2015, 05:07:53 AM
DUmmie needs to realize it's not just a gun Ted is good with. He's pretty accurate with a bow as well. Attack Ted?   Good luck with that.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: SVPete on April 05, 2015, 11:07:49 AM
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#4 - I believe bigots and racists should be ineligible for federal office.

Two words: Robert Byrd. Libs and progs had a glaringly fantastic opportunity to put this principle into practice - if it really is one of their principles, if they have any principles. Robert Byrd was in Congress from 1953 up to his death in 2010: Byrd was "retired" by death from old age, not by libs' and Progs' votes or "principles".

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#5 - If I ever come face-2-face with Ted Nugent, he'd better be well armed. All i need is my fists. Can anyone say "douchebagel"?

Yeah, unless ESED is at least a semi-pro fighter I think Nugent's only worry would be whether ESED would damage Nugent's knuckles and hands in the early part of the process of ESED involuntarily hitting the ground. IYKWIM. BTW, is "douchebagel" some sort of antisemitic slur? Not sure, since Nugent was raised as a Catholic, but then again, ESED doesn't seem to know much about Ted Nugent.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: Big Dog on April 05, 2015, 12:02:57 PM
Buzz, will you do me a favor? Run over to Skins' Island and invite your buddy Elmer to come read this thread. Maybe we can teach an old Fudd some new tricks. He can even register here and participate.

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Elmer, an Unterprimitive of no note

I'm a Caucasion, and therefore have a view based on my personal experiences (I'm 60 yrs OLD).

Elmer is a Caucasian, but can't spell the word. He should have looked at his Eric Holder Signature Edition White Privilege Race Card for the proper spelling. He also fails to explain why his experience as a Mighty Whitey gives him any special insight. I'd say "with age comes wisdom", but that hypothesis remains unproven in the current example.

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#1 - I find that bigots are programmed by their parents and/or respected friends and contacts.

Elmer said that his opinion is based on his personal experience. So, Elmer is a 60 year old bigot, and has programmed his children, friends, and contacts - as he was programmed by his parents, friends, and contacts. Three generations of Democrat hate, on display.

That's right, Elmer is that guy. I bet Thanksgiving dinner at his house is a scream.

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#2 - I believe that all human beings should have inalienable rights. Those rights include not being ostracized for having different sexual norms.

Elmer, Elmer, Elmer. "Different sexual norms" is a self-contradictory phrase. If it's different, it's not a norm. That's just Aristotle 101. The proper term is "abnormal".  If everybody felches gerbils, then gerbil felching is normal. If you're the only one, then it's abnormal. Right, Buzz?  "Deviance" also works, because it deviates from the norm.

Blind Squirrel Elmer very nearly finds the nut here. It's not "should have unalienable rights", Elmer. Every man has certain unalienable rights, among them personal autonomy, life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness. Those are referred to as natural rights, and they demand nothing from any other person or the State but to be left alone. An important corollary right is the right of self-defense, to protect one's personal autonomy, life, liberty, property, and pursuit of happiness.

But don't take my word for it. John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, Alexis de Tocqueville, Frederic Bastiat, Lysander Spooner, Albert Jay Nock, Rudolph Steiner, Ludwig von Mises, Friedrich A Hayek, Milton Friedman, Tibor Machan, Edmund Contoski, and Ayn Rand all had something to say on the subject, too.

The sexual deviant already has the right to put his sexual preferences into practice, so long as it does not directly infringe on the personal autonomy, life, liberty, property, or pursuit of happiness of anyone else. If those sex acts involve another person or persons, then all other party/parties must consent, and be able to consent under the law; this is the natural result of the right of "personal autonomy".

Elmer's imaginary "right to not be ostracized", or forced social acceptance, would make everyone else the slave of the person with "different sexual norms" - which is what we see in the government-enforced demand to "Celebrate Sodomy"*.

An additional point: Progressives, Socialists, and Fascists (BIRM) deny natural rights, and believe that rights are granted by the State, which would make them subject to the State's approval or sanction (the opposite of "unalienable"). Ol' Elmer may find himself in hot water with his fellow Proglodytes over his preference for natural rights.

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#3 - I believe we need to go back to a liberal education model.

This is confusing. I assume Elmer lives in the United States, where public schools are organized, managed, and operated under a liberal model called "progressive education". The stink of John Dewey's intellectual bowel movement  permeates every school board, administrator's office, and classroom. I'll chalk this one up to Elmer's insurmountable ignorance.

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#4 - I believe bigots and racists should be ineligible for federal office.

Be careful what you wish for, Elmer. That would invalidate someone who said, "I'll have those ******s voting Democratic for the next two hundred years", or an attorney general who kept a blackmail file of Martin Luther King's adulterous escapades with white women.  It would also disqualify someone who called a man a "****ing Jew bastard", or would say of a black politician, "a few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee".

Do you want me to name names, Elmer?

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#5 - If I ever come face-2-face with Ted Nugent, he'd better be well armed. All i need is my fists. Can anyone say "douchebagel"?

Hey, Internet tough guy. It's easy to meet Ted Nugent. I could do it with a phone call, so you could too. Put your money where your mouth is.

I do give you points for the nadism "douchebagel". Silly and original. Do you eat your douchebagels with vinegar and lox, or do you lick the cream cheese out of the middle?


*I claim the copyright for the phrase "Celebrate Sodomy." I'll make a million from bumper sticker sales alone!
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 05, 2015, 12:23:55 PM
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different sexual norms

Only a geometry bigot will tell you that you can't have an 8-sided triangle.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: thundley4 on April 05, 2015, 01:02:10 PM
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#1 - I find that bigots are programmed by their parents and/or respected friends and contacts.

No. Studies have been done that prove racism is the norm. Babies that can crawl or toddle tend to associate with babies of their own skin color.


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#2 - I believe that all human beings should have inalienable rights. Those rights include not being ostracized for having different sexual norms.

Does that include pedophilia, polygamy, bestiality?

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#4 - I believe bigots and racists should be ineligible for federal office.

So let's get rid of those members of congress that are segregating themselves into groups by race.  Goodbye to the Congressional Black Caucus and to the Hispanic Caucus, and the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus.


Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: obumazombie on April 05, 2015, 04:29:03 PM
So much fail in Elmer's post.
Of course our best guys are on the job highlighting it.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: jukin on April 06, 2015, 01:09:06 PM
If the DUchebag meets The Nuge there are going to some very wet Pajama bottoms.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: Bad Dog on April 06, 2015, 05:12:16 PM
If the DUchebag meets The Nuge there are going to some very wet Pajama bottoms.

I think Ted lets Chuck do his light work.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 06, 2015, 06:34:32 PM
I haven't seen so much fake bravado since Stinky, well-known internet laughing-stock, wanted to personally go into the streets and go "All smash-mouth" on the Eeevil Repukes.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: thundley4 on April 06, 2015, 06:40:15 PM
I haven't seen so much fake bravado since Stinky, well-known internet laughing-stock, wanted to personally go into the streets and go "All smash-mouth" on the Eeevil Repukes.

 :lmao:

I dunno. Wee Willie Pitt threatening the long missing bobolink ranks up there pretty high.
Title: Re: Primitive wants to beat up Ted Nugent.
Post by: Wineslob on April 06, 2015, 09:58:06 PM
Elmer take on Uncle Ted?


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