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Title: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: CC27 on April 03, 2015, 11:50:50 AM
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mylye2222 (2,005 posts)

The Constant Pain Of Being Ugly.


I am aware I am among of ugly people. Constant losers.
I was born premature , have a left crooked eye , Im small and suffers from vitiligo (skin depigmenting)
So..
So I am ammost never hired. So I am bashed on social networks French political forums. So everyday I walk in the city I hear mumbling insulting comments.
so I was many times advised to kill myself for stopping imposing the beautifull the horrible sight of me.
Of course I wont do it.
But as everyday goes the more self confidence I lose and the more "uneusefull I feel" Adding that to having been recebtly attacked vy people I thought were friends abput my inhability to get a job They say "I am too kind of a girl and that if I want work I have to become nasty" I cant be nasty on command!
Add that that I am living with zero money at the moment and eats once a day (maybe is that that depresses me) and that more and more even comes to wish France will turn into civil war so I will have the considered pretext to FLEE from a country I feel in the core it has ZERO place for me in its society.

very heavy heart today...

Torchwitch can help you set up a gofundme account.  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026454676
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Bad Dog on April 03, 2015, 11:58:06 AM
Wait, I thought the Frogs were among the most enlightened folks on the planet.  The primitives often dream of infesting France if the random Republican gets elected.

Anyway, that right there is some fine moling.  I suspect the other BD.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2015, 12:24:59 PM
Wait, I thought the Frogs were among the most enlightened folks on the planet.  The primitives often dream of infesting France if the random Republican gets elected.

Anyway, that right there is some fine moling.  I suspect the other BD.

I will neither confirm nor deny...

But those of you who know me will attest that I am loveably ugly, like a bulldog.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2015, 12:27:29 PM
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Fri Apr 3, 2015, 09:21 AM
mylye2222 (2,005 posts)

The Constant Pain Of Being Ugly.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Carl on April 03, 2015, 12:30:38 PM
What a bunch of crybaby,woe is me tripe.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 03, 2015, 12:34:51 PM
I will neither confirm nor deny...

But those of you who know me will attest that I am loveably ugly, like a bulldog.

...And you don't drool nearly as much.

 :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: njpines on April 03, 2015, 12:42:24 PM
I will neither confirm nor deny...

But those of you who know me will attest that I am loveably ugly, like a bulldog.

I would say a Bull Mastif, myself   :-)

and they ain't ugly!
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: SVPete on April 03, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
I do not mean this sarcastically or unkindly: Some one needs counseling and meds; and to get out of him/herself!
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2015, 01:48:17 PM
...And you don't drool nearly as much.

 :-)

Well...
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2015, 01:48:56 PM
I would say a Bull Mastif, myself   :-)

and they ain't ugly!

I defer to your opinion, dear lady.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: obumazombie on April 03, 2015, 01:49:55 PM
Well...

Say it like Ronald Reagan.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 03, 2015, 02:13:19 PM
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mylye2222 (2,005 posts)

The Constant Pain Of Being Ugly.


I am aware I am among of ugly people. Constant losers.
I was born premature , have a left crooked eye , Im small and suffers from vitiligo (skin depigmenting)
So..
So I am ammost never hired. So I am bashed on social networks French political forums. So everyday I walk in the city I hear mumbling insulting comments.
so I was many times advised to kill myself for stopping imposing the beautifull the horrible sight of me.
Of course I wont do it.
But as everyday goes the more self confidence I lose and the more "uneusefull I feel" Adding that to having been recebtly attacked vy people I thought were friends abput my inhability to get a job They say "I am too kind of a girl and that if I want work I have to become nasty" I cant be nasty on command!
Add that that I am living with zero money at the moment and eats once a day (maybe is that that depresses me) and that more and more even comes to wish France will turn into civil war so I will have the considered pretext to FLEE from a country I feel in the core it has ZERO place for me in its society.

very heavy heart today...

Perhaps, you should be less angry and bitter.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 03, 2015, 02:15:44 PM
An ugly inner self manifests in your outward appearance.  Pick up a better attitude and group of peers and the world will love you.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: njpines on April 03, 2015, 02:50:19 PM
I defer to your opinion, dear lady.

I have one plop himself in my lap every night -- thinks he's a lap dog!

But he's handsome, so I let him. Sigh, I'm a sucker for a nice looking Dog . . .
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2015, 02:52:55 PM
I have one plop himself in my lap every night -- thinks he's a lap dog!

But he's handsome, so I let him. Sigh, I'm a sucker for a nice looking Dog . . .

(http://myrescuedogrescuedme.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/smiling-mastiff-600.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Carl on April 03, 2015, 03:01:33 PM
As primitives go she is one of the better looking so nothing but an attention whore and was another beggar.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2750

Comment #2759
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2015, 03:03:30 PM
An ugly inner self manifests in your outward appearance.  Pick up a better attitude and group of peers and the world will love you.

Bingo.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: franksolich on April 03, 2015, 03:06:12 PM
As primitives go she is one of the better looking so nothing but an attention whore and was another beggar.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2750

Comment #2759

I dunno; she does look kind of piggish, in a cute way.

But as for aesthetics when compared with other primitive femmes, she's sort of okay.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Gina on April 03, 2015, 03:08:12 PM
Have heart Frenchie.  I used to be 250#, frizzy red hair, badly tapped teeth, and thick glasses. I was tormented by people. But I decided to change my life. You aren't stuck with what Ya got you know??

Eta- just looked at her. Are you serious??!!  You are a hottie compared to the company you keep at the dump! :naughty:
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 03, 2015, 03:44:27 PM
Have heart Frenchie.  I used to be 250#, frizzy red hair, badly tapped teeth, and thick glasses. I was tormented by people. But I decided to change my life. You aren't stuck with what Ya got you know??

You're implying it is her responsibility to change her circumstances.

You know that's not how Proglodytes work.

Good looking people have all the physical attention they want. In fact, they are stealing attention for those born to lesser circumstances.

We should impose a tax wherein hot, good-looking people have to spend 90% of their sexual efforts on the 99% of lesser-attractive people in the world.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 03, 2015, 03:44:52 PM
DUmmy mylyenumbers may be a wall-eyed weirdo, but she'd feel a lot better if she could scroll through a few DUmp picture threads.

She would be as ugly as ever, but she'd realize the DUmp is crawling with ugly.

Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: SVPete on April 03, 2015, 04:53:19 PM
You're implying it is her responsibility to change her circumstances.

You know that's not how Proglodytes work.

Good looking people have all the physical attention they want. In fact, they are stealing attention for those born to lesser circumstances.

We should impose a tax wherein hot, good-looking people have to spend 90% of their sexual efforts on the 99% of lesser-attractive people in the world.

Occupy ... errrrr ... maybe I should stop while I'm not too far behind ... (probably not the best metaphor)
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: HawkHogan on April 03, 2015, 05:06:07 PM
Have heart Frenchie.  I used to be 250#, frizzy red hair, badly tapped teeth, and thick glasses. I was tormented by people. But I decided to change my life. You aren't stuck with what Ya got you know??

Eta- just looked at her. Are you serious??!!  You are a hottie compared to the company you keep at the dump! :naughty:

Darn. Don't have access to that picture.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 03, 2015, 06:23:07 PM
mylye2222 (2,005 posts)

The Constant Pain Of Being Ugly.

Well. Mo needs a new dog...
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2015, 06:36:39 PM
Darn. Don't have access to that picture.

Soon, young Padewan.

Soon.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 03, 2015, 06:39:01 PM
Darn. Don't have access to that picture.

The French DUmmy is a fairly attractive brunette. She described a drooping eye, but it is not noticeable in the picture.

As for vitiligo, you know what they say. All cats are grey in the dark.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 03, 2015, 06:51:03 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XrGtrdNqOa4#t=25[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 03, 2015, 07:10:48 PM
The French DUmmy...

Froglodyte
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 03, 2015, 07:20:26 PM
You're implying it is her responsibility to change her circumstances.

You know that's not how Proglodytes work.

Good looking people have all the physical attention they want. In fact, they are stealing attention for those born to lesser circumstances.

We should impose a tax wherein hot, good-looking people have to spend 90% of their sexual efforts on the 99% of lesser-attractive people in the world.

You know, a society we need to address to issue of Good Looks Inequality.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: diesel driver on April 04, 2015, 07:27:46 AM
You're implying it is her responsibility to change her circumstances.

You know that's not how Proglodytes work.

Good looking people have all the physical attention they want. In fact, they are stealing attention for those born to lesser circumstances.

We should impose a tax wherein hot, good-looking people have to spend 90% of their sexual efforts on the 99% of lesser-attractive people in the world.

You know the good looking 1% stole those good looks from the 99%, they should be forced to give them back to society.  It's up to government to tax the good looking at 150% to redistribute their ill gotten looks back to the 99% from which they came!  [/DUmode]
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Delmar on April 04, 2015, 07:00:11 PM
As primitives go she is one of the better looking so nothing but an attention whore and was another beggar.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2750

Comment #2759

She isn't any uglier than Michelle Obama, so I'm going with attention whore too.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: FlaGator on April 04, 2015, 08:04:33 PM
Something the OP should think about

Quote
He grew up before him like a tender shoot,
    and like a root out of dry ground.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
    nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.
He was despised and rejected by mankind,
    a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.
Like one from whom people hide their faces
    he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.
Surely he took up our pain
    and bore our suffering,
yet we considered him punished by God,
    stricken by him, and afflicted.
But he was pierced for our transgressions,
    he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
    and by his wounds we are healed.
We all, like sheep, have gone astray,
    each of us has turned to our own way;
and the Lord has laid on him
    the iniquity of us all.
He was oppressed and afflicted,
    yet he did not open his mouth;
he was led like a lamb to the slaughter,
    and as a sheep before its shearers is silent,
    so he did not open his mouth.
By oppression and judgment he was taken away.
    Yet who of his generation protested?
For he was cut off from the land of the living;
    for the transgression of my people he was punished.
He was assigned a grave with the wicked,
    and with the rich in his death,
though he had done no violence,
    nor was any deceit in his mouth.
Yet it was the Lord’s will to crush him and cause him to suffer,
    and though the Lord makes his life an offering for sin,
he will see his offspring and prolong his days,
    and the will of the Lord will prosper in his hand.
After he has suffered,
    he will see the light of life and be satisfied;
by his knowledge my righteous servant will justify many,
    and he will bear their iniquities.
Therefore I will give him a portion among the great,
    and he will divide the spoils with the strong,
because he poured out his life unto death,
    and was numbered with the transgressors.
For he bore the sin of many,
    and made intercession for the transgressors.
Isaiah 53:2-12
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: obumazombie on April 04, 2015, 08:06:42 PM
The ugly duckling turned out to be a most beautiful swan.
The chances of that happening in this case are slim to none.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 04, 2015, 08:08:16 PM
The ugly duckling turned out to be a most beautiful swan.
The chances of that happening in this case are slim to none.

That was a duckling, not a DUckling.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: obumazombie on April 04, 2015, 08:11:44 PM
^heh.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 05, 2015, 08:30:21 AM
That was a duckling, not a DUckling.

H5, FTW!
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 05, 2015, 10:14:07 AM
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So I am ammost never hired. So I am bashed on social networks French political forums. So everyday I walk in the city I hear mumbling insulting comments.

(http://dailypostal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/HunchBackOfNotreDame.jpg)

...and you ring the church bells, and you......

...we've seen this movie, (D)Ummie.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: obumazombie on April 05, 2015, 10:14:44 AM
H5, FTW!

How about the setup man ?
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 05, 2015, 10:16:37 AM
(http://dailypostal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/HunchBackOfNotreDame.jpg)

...and you ring the church bells, and you......

I hadn't made that connection.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: Big Dog on April 05, 2015, 10:18:17 AM
How about the setup man ?

I gave you a high five for feeding the ball to the basket.
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: obumazombie on April 05, 2015, 10:23:27 AM
I gave you a high five for feeding the ball to the basket.
Hen, nice alley oop to the Big Dog slam dunk !
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 05, 2015, 09:58:27 PM
How about this one? The ugly primitive next to a primitive "brain":

(http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/12/1200x900_3971_Marty_as_Eye_Gore_3d_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg)



Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 06, 2015, 06:45:42 AM
How about this one? The ugly primitive next to a primitive "brain":

(http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/12/1200x900_3971_Marty_as_Eye_Gore_3d_fantasy_picture_image_digital_art.jpg)

Abbie something . . . Abbie Normal! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on April 06, 2015, 07:29:22 AM
You're implying it is her responsibility to change her circumstances.

You know that's not how Proglodytes work.

Good looking people have all the physical attention they want. In fact, they are stealing attention for those born to lesser circumstances.

We should impose a tax wherein hot, good-looking people have to spend 90% of their sexual efforts on the 99% of lesser-attractive people in the world.


Don't let the Obumbles administration get a hold of this idea. They'd create the handicapper general position on the cabinet like in 'Harrison Bergeron'

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron   (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron)

I wonder how many of the DUches would appauld this as a step towards real equality. :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmy calls themselves ugly
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 06, 2015, 09:46:34 AM


Don't let the Obumbles administration get a hold of this idea. They'd create the handicapper general position on the cabinet like in 'Harrison Bergeron'

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron   (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Bergeron)

I wonder how many of the DUches would appauld this as a step towards real equality. :banghead:

I would LOVE to be on that board!
The primitive walks in, as dried up and nasty as they usually are

"WOW! You're the most hideous thing I've ever seen!  I mean, you didn't just get hit with the ugly stick, you took off running through the ugly forest and hit every tree along the way! Application approved! "