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Title: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: franksolich on March 29, 2015, 07:29:37 PM
http://www.discussionist.com/101687202

Oh my.

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Phlegm Monger (1,782 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:51 AM

As long suspected, franksolich confirms childhood brain trauma.
 
This explains so much.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=101513.0

And the first surgical implement used was a letter-opener, to pry away a piece of the skull that was trying (but failing) to puncture the brain.  Seconds counted, and there hadn’t been time yet for the hospital staff to move the emergency room to the waiting room.

In fact, it was four hours before franksolich was deemed “stable” enough to be moved to the emergency room.


It doesn't explain what's wrong with the rest of the cavers though. 

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Tepid (780 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:14 AM

1. Jury Results
On Sun Mar 29, 2015, 10:58 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

As long suspected, franksolich confirms childhood brain trauma.
http://www.discussionist.com/101687202

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is uncivil, off-topic, offensive, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

I don't like the Cavers at all myself. This is just incredibly inappropriate. Regardless of what goes on in the cave, this is inappropriate. No need to stoop this low.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of Discussionist members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:11 AM, and the Jury voted 2-5 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Lower than low.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Meh, it's what Frank does. Besides, free advertisement for his site.*
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given

*right; that's exactly what franksolich does.

It's my job, after all.

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liberalguy (2,625 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:56 AM

4. I think the interesting thing is the responses.
 
Frank seems to be trying to take as high a road as he is capable... then the minions come around.

I think it would really suck to be one of them.

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Qukid (2,630 posts)   Sun Mar 29, 2015, 12:07 PM

6. Which "non-brain surgeons" rocket scientist
 
deemed him “stable” enough for society? 

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Phlegm Monger (1,782 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 01:55 PM

7. Ben Carson, maybe?

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Dork_Diggler (1,461 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 02:23 PM

8. who is skippy? big mo?
 
People on du or di? So hard to follow because they give nicknames to primitives who already have a nickname as their regular handle.

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KittyCatIdiots (106 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 05:02 PM

9. Explains a lot.
 
Still, if you go to DU and read some of the crap there and then read some of the cave people making fun of them, it's pretty funny for about 5 minutes, then it's back to staring at kittycat pictures!
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: Delmar on March 29, 2015, 07:44:43 PM
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Response to Phlegm Monger (Original post)Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:56 AM
liberalguy (2,625 posts)
4. I think the interesting thing is the responses.

Frank seems to be trying to take as high a road as he is capable... then the minions come around.

I think it would really suck to be one of them.

Here's hoping that I qualify as a minion.  I'd hate to be thought of as a mere untercaver.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: franksolich on March 29, 2015, 07:49:36 PM

Well now, what I object to is this:

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liberalguy (2,625 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:56 AM

4. I think the interesting thing is the responses.

Frank seems to be trying to take as high a road as he is capable...

It seems to me, when compared with the conduct of the primitives since April 30, 2005, the onset of the scam that rocked the internet, franksolich has taken a road so high I'm up in the clouds, when compared with the primitives.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: Skul on March 29, 2015, 08:01:25 PM
It's cute when they try to be funny....or maybe funny, when they try to be cute.
Beats me.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: franksolich on March 29, 2015, 08:03:22 PM
It's cute when they try to be funny....or maybe funny, when they try to be cute.
Beats me.

It's jealousy, pure and simple.

We have a sense of humor; we can laugh at our own foibles and failings, and they can't.

They're afraid to laugh at themselves, and as somebody's got to, we do.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: Carl on March 29, 2015, 08:20:06 PM
Little do they know how we read and play off each other to mess with their feeble and retarded minds.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: Skul on March 29, 2015, 08:34:28 PM
Little do they know how we read and play off each other to mess with their feeble and retarded minds.

Carl! Opsec!   :asssmack:
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: obumazombie on March 30, 2015, 12:51:13 AM
Here's hoping that I qualify as a minion.  I'd hate to be thought of as a mere untercaver.

How long will it take before we are elevated from the pit of ignominy referred to as "the minions" ?
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: Bad Dog on March 30, 2015, 02:14:11 AM
Micro aggression or internet rape....you be the judge.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 30, 2015, 02:37:50 AM
Well now, what I object to is this:

It seems to me, when compared with the conduct of the primitives since April 30, 2005, the onset of the scam that rocked the internet, franksolich has taken a road so high I'm up in the clouds, when compared with the primitives.

The social upheaval(s) in my life at that time, precluded me from enjoying the worldwide cataclysm that was, and still is, except in references to that time, in the ancient scrolls.  I just find it very hard to believe they were any worse than mid-late 2004.

I thought I knew the depths of the Progtarded psyche fairly well in the 90's. 

So, Wrong......

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liberalguy (2,625 posts)    Sun Mar 29, 2015, 11:56 AM

4. I think the interesting thing is the responses.
 
Frank seems to be trying to take as high a road as he is capable... then the minions come around.

I think it would really suck to be one of them.

Oh, please.... in many respects, you ex-(D)Umpers are even worse as Delusionists.  Political discussion is not Arts and Crafts class during the 3rd Grade and just how do you elevate poo-flinging above ................ poo-flinging?

All God's creatures are imperfect, but you're just defective.

Deal with it.     
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 30, 2015, 02:45:04 AM
Carl! Opsec!   :asssmack:
:-)
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: HawkHogan on March 30, 2015, 02:54:11 AM
Frank lives rent-free in the Dummies' heads. 
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 30, 2015, 03:08:45 AM
It's jealousy, pure and simple.

We have a sense of humor; we can laugh at our own foibles and failings, and they can't.

They're afraid to laugh at themselves, and as somebody's got to, we do.
:II:
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: diesel driver on March 30, 2015, 07:30:54 AM
Frank lives rent-free in the Dummies' heads.

We ALL do. 

Since their heads are empty anyway, there's all this space...   :lmao:

BTW, lurking DUmbasses, Minions RULE!!!!   :rocker:
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: njpines on April 01, 2015, 01:30:54 PM
A total lack of a sense of humor is incorporated into the DUmmy mindset. They only laugh when they're told to laugh -- like the old "Applause" signs for the audience during the taping of TV shows.

Being able to laugh at yourself and find situations absurd, etc., is a thinking person's skill, and these people DO NOT think.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2015, 02:48:26 PM
There's no room for levity in Stalinism.
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: wasp69 on April 01, 2015, 04:46:21 PM
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liberalguy (2,625 posts)

This turd is still circling the bowl?
Title: Re: the DUmpster gets a shout-out from DU Jr.
Post by: Zathras on April 01, 2015, 06:22:41 PM
How long will it take before we are elevated from the pit of ignominy referred to as "the minions" ?

Hey, I wouldn't mind being a Minion. I'd be a movie star.