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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 28, 2015, 05:21:42 PM
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Time to shave that melon:
Thu Mar 26, 2015, 05:59 AM
fizzgig (22,343 posts)
i am still a hot mess
i had a good weekend and thought i might be coming out on the other side of everything, but it all turned back to bullshit on monday. home is a mess, work is a mess and i'm just trying to keep it together.
at least it's spring. i don't know what i would have done if this had happened in the dead of winter.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515685
http://www.hightimes.com/read/how-deal-empty-stash
Thu Mar 26, 2015, 09:53 AM
Star Member mopinko (43,555 posts)
2. aw honey.
pm me if you want.
Advice from Big Mo should be a big help.
The DUmp's version of a "life coach".
Thu Mar 26, 2015, 11:59 AM
olddots (5,910 posts)
they changed day light savings time and that is very abstract , the weather and sunlight affect us all
Chemtrails.
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Time to shave that melon
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11515685
http://www.hightimes.com/read/how-deal-empty-stash
Chemtrails.
Gorebull Warmingtm
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Useless,lunatic drama queen.
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at least it's spring. i don't know what i would have done if this had happened in the dead of winter.
I can think of a couple things.
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That's a rather random context-free post. Has she posted enough of her life, through the months and years, that DU-folk may actually know what in Hades she's moaning about?
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That's a rather random context-free post. Has she posted enough of her life, through the months and years, that DU-folk may actually know what in Hades she's moaning about?
Oh, yeah.
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I cannot imagine how anyone can stay married to that...leech.
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I cannot imagine how anyone can stay married to that...leech.
It helps to have a girlfriend who can squeeze the juice from a lemon with her pelvic muscles.
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Helps if you picture a roller coaster just going over the high peak. Fizzy should provide some great posts over the next week or so.
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Yeah, the roller coaster is heading down.
The last time she ran out of weed, she said she felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
We were too nice to point it out, but she looked even worse.
She usually shaves her head during these episodes.
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Yeah, the roller coaster is heading down.
The last time she ran out of weed, she said she felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
We were too nice to point it out, but she looked even worse.
She usually shaves her head during these episodes.
She needs to graduate to cutting. :fuelfire:
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She needs to graduate to cutting. :fuelfire:
She tried, but the electric clippers just gave her a nasty pinch.
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She tried, but the electric clippers just gave her a nasty pinch.
>Snort<
Shave the melon, shave the beaver. Life's choices are hard.
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>Snort<
Shave the melon, shave the beaver. Life's choices are hard.
Funny cartoon!
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Thu Mar 26, 2015, 05:59 AM
fizzgig (22,343 posts)
i am still a hot mess
Um, no you aren't.
hot mess
When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
Although Nichole had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she was a hot mess.
This is not a hot mess and neither are you, but this thing is closer than you'll ever get.. You're just a mess.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/Hot_Mess_zps63zez5tz.jpg)
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:siren:
Um, no you aren't.
This is not a hot mess and neither are you, but this thing is closer than you'll ever get.. You're just a mess.
BSed for the lack of a 'Spork Alert.' :spork: :siren:
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It helps to have a girlfriend who can squeeze the juice from a lemon with her pelvic muscles.
:rofl: :naughty:
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:rofl: :naughty:
GMTA!