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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on July 16, 2008, 08:33:18 PM
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 09:27 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6509067
My bicycle mechanic and I were discussing the Presidential election today as I
Advertisements [?]installed a replacement part on my single speed and as we were talking about October Surprises and the very real possibility that if the race gets close enough the NEOCONS could steal this one too....
I mentioned the voting machines, and then HE said (and I paraphrase):
"I think the White House is going to instigate Israel to hit Iran while Obama is there, actually right there in Israel, and then he'll either have to stand there and condemn Israel from the middle of the conflict, or he'll have to admit that talking to Iran is off the table.
They'll make it look like Israel is defending itself."
I get home after 2 hours in the woods flogging myself stupid on that very singlespeed and lo-and-behold BUSH is sending an envoy to talk to Iran during some UN palaver to the surprise of the talking heads and then I realize that if (when) that meeting proves fruitless, Bush has all the ammo (!) he needs to green light the strike.
'Can't talk to the Ter'rists, We tried that and they go and bomb Israel'
Low blood sugar? Histamine reaction to blackberry thorns?
Is my mechanic on to something??
on something, more like it.
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I vote for just stupid.
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I know the DUmmie is implying to do so would be sinister. Personally, I like the idea.
Go Bush! Go Israel! Eradicate Iran! Neuter Obama Hussein! Explode DUmmie heads!
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
Good point.
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
Especially a Single Speed bike. It seemed the poster went out of his way to point out that he had a single speed bike. WTF do you need a mechanic for that for? :whatever:
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
Especially a Single Speed bike. It seemed the poster went out of his way to point out that he had a single speed bike. WTF do you need a mechanic for that for? :whatever:
The chain. It isn't zero sum. It confuses a DUmmie no end.
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
Especially a Single Speed bike. It seemed the poster went out of his way to point out that he had a single speed bike. WTF do you need a mechanic for that for? :whatever:
The chain. It isn't zero sum. It confuses a DUmmie no end.
Hell, when I was 5 I knew how to take my single speed apart and put it back together. And I got a pretty low mechanical aptitude.
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
Especially a Single Speed bike. It seemed the poster went out of his way to point out that he had a single speed bike. WTF do you need a mechanic for that for? :whatever:
The chain. It isn't zero sum. It confuses a DUmmie no end.
Hell, when I was 5 I knew how to take my single speed apart and put it back together. And I got a pretty low mechanical aptitude.
What do you bet that he complains about the bill and then spends a few days in moral outrage over it.
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
I knew everything there was to know about a bicycle by the time I was four. :thatsright:
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
One cannot expect the great minds of the DUmp to figure out how a bike works and then actually repair it. That is below the loftiness of vaunted positions.
Especially a Single Speed bike. It seemed the poster went out of his way to point out that he had a single speed bike. WTF do you need a mechanic for that for? :whatever:
The chain. It isn't zero sum. It confuses a DUmmie no end.
What confuses them is that they can't find the end of the chain to string it through the sprocket. :confused:
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What confuses them is that they can't find the end of the chain to string it through the sprocket. :confused:
Well Tucker, It takes too much work to put half the chain on the sprocket and jump on the pedals to make it go on all the way. :bawl:
I gotta admit, you have to be an inept mofo to have a damn bicycle mechanic. I was taking my entire bike apart and greasing bearings when I was 7. :whatever:
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Hell, when I was 8 I was working on a go-cart with a 3.5HP Tecumseh motor. At 16 I rebuilt my first car engine.
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I don't know why, but I thought of this:
[youtube=425,350]rxfzm9dfqBw[/youtube]
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Personally, I think the chain slipped and the DUmmie has 'broken' the family jewels.
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Personally, I think the chain slipped and the DUmmie has 'broken' the family jewels.
That is the part of the body that they think with. :mental:
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What confuses them is that they can't find the end of the chain to string it through the sprocket. :confused:
Well Tucker, It takes too much work to put half the chain on the sprocket and jump on the pedals to make it go on all the way. :bawl:
I gotta admit, you have to be an inept mofo to have a damn bicycle mechanic. I was taking my entire bike apart and greasing bearings when I was 7. :whatever:
Me too Kev! Along with doing the maintenence on my own lawnmower! :-)
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
For some reason I keep thinking about Seth Rogan in The forty year old virgin! "Yeah everybody rides a bicycle!....When they're ****in six!" :lmao:
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I get home after 2 hours in the woods flogging myself stupid on that very singlespeed
The DUmmie needed 2 hours ? :whatever:
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Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
For some reason I keep thinking about Seth Rogan in The forty year old virgin! "Yeah everybody rides a bicycle!....When they're ****in six!" :lmao:
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That guy's hilarious. Did you see Superbad? :lmao:
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Throw in sticker that shows the date when Bush will leave office and you'll make a mint!
For some reason I keep thinking about Seth Rogan in The forty year old virgin! "Yeah everybody rides a bicycle!....When they're ****in six!" :lmao:
That guy's hilarious. Did you see Superbad? :lmao:
[/quote]Kev..I own Superbad! :lmao: and Knocked Up and The forty year old virgin :-)
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I get home after 2 hours in the woods flogging myself stupid on that very singlespeed
The DUmmie needed 2 hours ? :whatever:
Masochistic, I know. Then again, it's a DUmb**** we're talking about here . . .
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Bicycle mechanic?
WTF?
Yea, his shop is next door to the DUmmy's can opener mechanic.
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.
The bike in question is a single speed. :whatever:
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.
The bike in question is a single speed. :whatever:
What'd you expect. DUmmies only have one speed.
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Ok, even I can change stuff on a bicycle. :lmao:
Isn't anybody who owns a bike a "bicycle mechanic"? :-)
Not if you are a member of DU, apparently.
Hmmm! I smell a money making opportunity at the Dump :-)
Throw in a couple of BDS lines and they'll be finding excuses to bring their 2 wheels to your place. :evillaugh:
I am a certified bicycle mechanic by the state of Michigan! I have certifications in 1,3,5 and 10 speed bikes. I only charge $45 an hour at the bicycle dealership in which I am a master bicycle mechanic! :-)
Ug! My bike has twelve speeds and I gotta tell you, it is a bitch finding a mechanic to work on it.
I am working on my 12 speed certification as we speak....should have it by the end of this post!..Yep there it is I am now certified :-)
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The town I live in is so small.....we only have a unicycle shop.