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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on March 27, 2015, 12:24:36 PM

Title: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 27, 2015, 12:24:36 PM
http://www.discussionist.com/1015403528
It starts with a mocking post by an evil conservative...
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SocialJustice (1,261 posts)

Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes: Not that there is anything wrong with that!

(( Prostitution is an Honorable Profession, and I cannot understand why a Democrat CongressWoman would insinuate that prostitutes should be held in low regard. I think there should be a Prostitute Celbration Day...maybe Feb 14.... Democrat Barbara Lee, should be pinning medals on the chests of Prostitutes for the Good Work they do, and for the Benefit they provide for our communities. Instead, she insinuates that Prostitutes are the bottom of the barrel. SHAME ON HER! ))

On Wednesday, California Democrat Barbara Lee proposed a resolution in the House of Representatives that claims women will eventually be forced into prostitution in order to obtain life-sustaining food and water for their families.

Lee introduced House Concurrent Resolution 29, warning that women will be forced into “transactional sex” to get enough food and clean water — all because global warming will create “conflict and instability” in the world.

“Women will disproportionately face harmful impacts from climate change,” Lee’s resolution reads. It continues claiming, “Food insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health.”

Lee’s document goes on to urge Congress to agree on the “disparate impacts of climate change on women”

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/26/congresswoman-claims-climate-change-will-turn-women-into-prostitutes/


Peace Out
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Da Mannn (1,858 posts)
1. Climate change? A lobster dinner does that.
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30M1 (3,810 posts)
9. So does a bean burrito.
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Da Mannn (1,858 posts)
16. Yeah, but just as things get going...
ok, so now the guilt trip drive up...
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JosephNobles (3,462 posts)
2. Why is it that consent and respect for women escapes the conservative mind?
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30M1 (3,810 posts)
3. It's a Liberal mind in the subject of the OP.

Even bolded for easy reading.
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JosephNobles (3,462 posts)
5. Sweetie.

What the liberal mind in the subject of the OP is arguing for is consent and respect for women.

What the OP is mocking is the idea that women should be allowed to choose who they have sex with and respected for that choice, instead of being forced by circumstance into prostitution and degradation.

Now run back to your reading comprehension class and spit out your gum.
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.30M1 (3,810 posts)
8. Honey.

You need to learn to read what is actually written. Put down the paste bottle before you ruin your lunch.
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JosephNobles (3,462 posts)
11. Sugar pie.

I welcome your lecture on how I misread the OP. It should be rather amusing to read.
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.30M1 (3,810 posts)
14. Cupcake.

You are going to miss nap time.
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JosephNobles (3,462 posts)
20. Sugar and spice.

If all you have are terms of endearment instead of actual demonstrations of my misreading the OP, then I accept your apology for your mistake.
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.30M1 (3,810 posts)
21. Candycane.

If you have read an apology anywhere in these posts then you now understand the initial reply. Good job for owning your mistake finally.
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JosephNobles (3,462 posts)
26. Cadbury Egg.

I have made no mistake. I know what the OP said, I know how you've tried to persuade me otherwise, and I've got you talking in cuddle-me-close language. Who knew you could be so darling!
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.30M1 (3,810 posts)
29. Lolly pop.

It's precious how you do those mental gymnastics. Even with the sticky hands.
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JosephNobles (3,462 posts)
32. Tootsie Roll.

I like a man who likes cream in his coffee and jelly on his roll. So glad I found you. Mwah.
and I wondered why come of you won't read liberal boards...not any more.

so its my turn to respond to the lib
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Da Mannn (1,858 posts)
12. Its laughter at liberals shouting, "GW make womenz into Prostitutes!"

Silly liberal statements will be laughed at.

I'm sure you will gladly return the favor if a conservative says silly things.
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JosephNobles (3,465 posts)
17. Spoken from the core of your privilege.

May you never experience firsthand the kind of situation you are mocking as silly and non-existent.

now the thread just degenerates
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Jack Burton (4,285 posts)
13. So which is worse?

Climate prostitution or stare rape? OMG maybe climate will increase the frequency of clapping rape? Can jazz hands lower the oceans?
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.30M1 (3,813 posts)
19. Fart rape creates green house gasses.

They know our plan!!11oneone
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Jack Burton (4,285 posts)
30. Ahhhh yessssss.

The plan is all coming together. With fart rape with can subjugate women and destroy the planet at the same time.
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Frederick55 (4,019 posts)
18. I got tons of canned goods, guess who ain't gonna be lonely for the apocalypse?

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Da Mannn (1,858 posts)
41. "Honey, its really hot. I'm feeling kinda prostituty right now."

"No dearest! Don't do it! Kids turn the fan on your mom!"
"Hmmmm. Those bums under that bridge are starting to look good. I'll bet they have at least Five bucks each..."
"Nooooo!" (locks the doors) "Its just the heat. You can overcome this!" (dials the AC emergency service)
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2015, 12:27:18 PM
Aren't all men and women prostitutes of one type or another?  It's just price and method of payment that are negotiable?  :stoner:
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Carl on March 27, 2015, 01:14:12 PM
Yet they wonder why much of the public laughs at the gloBULL warming scam.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 27, 2015, 01:21:24 PM
Aren't all men and women prostitutes of one type or another?  It's just price and method of payment that are negotiable?  :stoner:

There's that, of course -

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Lee introduced House Concurrent Resolution 29, warning that women will be forced into “transactional sex” to get enough food and clean water

It does sound a lot like traditional marriage, I have to admit.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Gina on March 27, 2015, 01:29:41 PM
Will they still be able to make sammiches?
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 27, 2015, 01:49:53 PM
Mr. Mannn, I just want to salute you for that last quote. That was brilliant and should be help in the highest of esteem in the secret conservative record of correspondence.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: ChuckJ on March 27, 2015, 02:17:17 PM

Aren't all men and women prostitutes of one type or another?  It's just price and method of payment that are negotiable?  :stoner:

How does the joke go?

Man asks a woman if she'd have sex with him for a million dollars. She says that she would. Then he asks if she'd have sex with him for five dollars. Her response is, "do you think I'm a prostitute?" He replies, "we've already determined what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price."
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 27, 2015, 02:29:53 PM
How does the joke go?

Man asks a woman if she'd have sex with him for a million dollars. She says that she would. Then he asks if she'd have sex with him for five dollars. Her response is, "do you think I'm a prostitute?" He replies, "we've already determined what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price."

Winston Churchill
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/300099-churchill-madam-would-you-sleep-with-me-for-five-million (http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/300099-churchill-madam-would-you-sleep-with-me-for-five-million)
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2015, 02:40:49 PM
Winston Churchill
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/300099-churchill-madam-would-you-sleep-with-me-for-five-million (http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/300099-churchill-madam-would-you-sleep-with-me-for-five-million)

I thought it was him, but the joke has been retold generically many times since then.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 27, 2015, 02:41:53 PM
Jerry Springer will have job security.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: SVPete on March 27, 2015, 03:52:25 PM
Bah-Bah Lee is an under-appreciated fruitcake, overshadowed by Mad Maxine, Babs Bouncer, and Shreikin' Sheila.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Big Dog on March 27, 2015, 09:55:15 PM
The Tucson Tart can blame global warming if she gets busted for giving $5 blowjobs behind the plasma center.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 28, 2015, 12:31:24 AM
Will they still be able to make sammiches?
:-)

Delusionist had become so headache inducing, it's often completely unreadable.

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and I wondered why come of you won't read liberal boards...not any more.

Oh no, that thread is funny.  It's the real cringe-worthy, GrahamCrackers level retardation that starts the migraines.  The constant lies, the posting of 15 year-old, long debunked drivel and the general 3rd grade LIbEral platitudes that generally keep me away.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 28, 2015, 12:33:20 AM
Jerry Springer will have job security.

He'll be booked solid.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: diesel driver on March 28, 2015, 07:14:35 AM
I think I can see Dimrat Lee's point, somewhat.  Let me channel my inner DUmmie...

[DUmode]With less snow to shovel from all this Gorebull Warmingtm taking place, women will have more time to engage in more "productive" means of providing for their families, relieving (some of) the burden from governments.

With less need for government to provide care for "working mothers, the poor and the children", government workers will be laid off. 

Therefore, Gorebull Warmingtm is BAD![/DUmode]

Now, I need a shower.  And an aspirin. 
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Carl on March 28, 2015, 07:28:06 AM
Outside the warming nonsense isn`t she really just saying that there is no way a woman can get through life without depending on a man providing for her?
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 28, 2015, 07:37:12 AM
Just my luck. I got married and remained faithful during the summer of love, the free love era and the sexual revolution. Now they're about to have another spree of easy sex and I'm to old to get in on it. I wouldn't buy "any" but there might be a few giving free samples. :-)
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: diesel driver on March 28, 2015, 07:40:26 AM
Outside the warming nonsense isn`t she really just saying that there is no way a woman can get through life without depending on a man providing for servicing her?

Yes.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 28, 2015, 08:27:04 AM
Now, I need a shower.  And an aspirin.

Doesn't take long, does it?   ::)
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: SVPete on March 28, 2015, 09:34:32 AM
AGW is a powerful thing! Look how many scientists it transmuted into prostitutes! :whistling: :bolt:
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Big Dog on March 28, 2015, 09:44:23 AM
Just my luck. I got married and remained faithful during the summer of love, the free love era and the sexual revolution. Now they're about to have another spree of easy sex and I'm to old to get in on it. I wouldn't buy "any" but there might be a few giving free samples. :-)

A fella can fill his belly just from the samples.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: diesel driver on March 28, 2015, 05:14:09 PM
A fella can fill his belly just from the samples.

Just sayin'.

So long as those "samples" weren't left over from the 60's.
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: Big Dog on March 28, 2015, 07:37:15 PM
So long as those "samples" weren't left over from the 60's.

We're still talking about hookers, right?
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: diesel driver on March 28, 2015, 10:00:45 PM
We're still talking about hookers, right?
:whatever: :whistling:
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2015, 12:59:35 AM
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Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes

Well, yeah, but they'll be all sweaty and gross, right?
Title: Re: Climate Change Will Turn Women Into Prostitutes!
Post by: obumazombie on March 29, 2015, 08:18:21 AM
Well, yeah, but they'll be all sweaty and gross, right?

Hitlery would have a lot of trouble supporting herself as a prostitute.