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Title: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: CC27 on March 26, 2015, 03:33:47 PM
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Star Member Omaha Steve (48,606 posts)

We put out grape jelly today for our bird friends (many photos)



It is time for our oriels to show up. This Saturday we will put out the hummingbird feeders. We get a great selection of birds because Fontenelle Forest is on the other side of our back fence: http://www.fontenelleforest.org/

Last week raccoons ruined an old Shepard's crook hanger. I had to go buy another heavy duty version. That gives us a place to put a hummingbird swing.

You're saying martha put out the jelly. Not your lazy ass.

He posted a bunch of pics.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026418885
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: franksolich on March 26, 2015, 03:39:05 PM
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Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on March 26, 2015, 03:45:39 PM
Where we live we add a little moonshine to the sweet water to help make it a party for the birds.  They make their own swings.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: SVPete on March 26, 2015, 03:58:59 PM
The Brow .... errrr .... Orioles are moving from Baltimore to Omaha?
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: Gina on March 26, 2015, 03:59:20 PM
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One source was a good friend who is an internist...he said that high sugar foods may trigger a bird's satiety gland, much as it does in children, causing it to feel satisfied when it has had little in the way of nutritional value. He also said that sugar may be addictive for birds as it certainly can be in humans, and that a bird might develop a strong liking for jelly and spend less time searching for natural foods.

In general, any food that exceeds the balance of sucrose in a bird's natural diet is suspect. Natural nectars contain 12% to 30% sugars, while jams and jellies are more than half sugar. He also said that higher than normal sugar loads may outstrip a bird's ability to adequately process the sugar (as it does in humans); and products high in sugars are an ideal environment for bacterial growth.

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Anyway, I've long fed jelly to birds. I plop it out in very small amounts usually, because it gets buggy fast and I'm sure bacteria thrives in it, so I don't like having out more than birds can eat in a day. But that spring with all those birds, one morning I filled that bowl half full with jelly because I was going to be gone for several hours and the temperature was in the teens. When I came home, I found a Red-breasted Nuthatch close to death, mired in the jelly so that the only parts sticking out were his beak and eyes. I fished him out and spent hours washing him in warm water, toweling him dry, and allowing him to preen, over and over, until he was releasable. I felt horrible about that, and ever since have been cautioning people about setting out only small amounts of jelly at a time.

http://blog.lauraerickson.com/2007/04/is-feeding-jelly-really-okay-for-birds.html

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My girlfriend found a dead hummingbird in her jelly yesterday. Died the same way you described your nuthatch. Very, very sad.

Why do liberals hate birds?  :(
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 26, 2015, 04:01:10 PM
Buzzards beginning to circle over Fontenelle Forest.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: tanstaafl on March 26, 2015, 04:10:25 PM
http://blog.lauraerickson.com/2007/04/is-feeding-jelly-really-okay-for-birds.html (http://blog.lauraerickson.com/2007/04/is-feeding-jelly-really-okay-for-birds.html)

Why do liberals hate birds?  :(

Because, Gina, they are the vilest of the vile. Not to mention that they are just plain stoopid.

Anyone who feeds birds should read at least one book on the subject. Then they would find out that processed foods are a no-no.  If you're going to feed Orioles, put out a quartered orange. If you're worried about bacteria growth in sugar water, clean the damned feeder once a week, twice a week in the hot, late summer. And keep your sugar water mixture at 3:1.

And pull your suet blocks in by the end of March, or when you notice bugs.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2015, 04:40:39 PM
http://blog.lauraerickson.com/2007/04/is-feeding-jelly-really-okay-for-birds.html

Why do liberals hate birds?  :(

Solar and wind power is killing more birds than oil spills.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: diesel driver on March 26, 2015, 10:26:33 PM
LIBERALS, solar and wind power is killing more birds than oil spills.

Fixed it there for ya.   :II:
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: franksolich on March 26, 2015, 10:35:41 PM
Hmmmm.

It appears the big guy's on to something.

That is, if he pays attention.

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His cute animal stories grab an audience; his political swill doesn't.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2015, 10:37:00 PM
Hmmmm.

It appears the big guy's on to something.

That is, if he pays attention.

His cute animal stories grab an audience; his political swill doesn't.
So much for the Omaha Steve Memorial Labor And Union Issues Forum.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: SarasotaRepub on March 26, 2015, 11:10:18 PM
He still is alive???
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: franksolich on March 26, 2015, 11:11:32 PM
He still is alive???

Yeah.

Unfortunately most of all for poor dear Marta, who has to endure him.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2015, 11:17:49 PM
I wonder if he requires her to do all the work in the bedroom like our flat-flippered pal, the Las Vegas Leviathan.  More likely, they've stopped having sex decades ago as each one drifted off into their own worlds... Steve with his high school basketball and toy train fixation and Marta with her Art Bell-esque devotion to "haunted" graveyards.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: franksolich on March 26, 2015, 11:25:35 PM
I wonder if he requires her to do all the work.....

Of course he does; it's always been that way.

The big guy lays around all day hanging with the primitives, and when poor dear Marta gets home from work, well, there's housework that needs done--dusting, vacuuming, washing and drying the dishes, making the beds, doing the laundry, picking up the empty bags that once held Frito-Lay products that are strewn around, &c., &c., &c.

If Marta jammed a pillow into the big guy's face, and franksolich was on the jury for the trial, I'd hold out for acquittal, based upon justifiable homicide.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: obumazombie on March 26, 2015, 11:51:09 PM
So much for the Omaha Steve Memorial Labor And Union Issues Forum.

Yeah.
Maybe he can organize a local union for the critters.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: tanstaafl on March 27, 2015, 07:13:06 PM
Yeah.

Unfortunately most of all for poor dear Marta, who has to endure him.

I think poor, dear Marta is hanging on for the sake of the Life Insurance check.

Unless that tightwad husband of hers is blowing the premium money on magic beans, or some such worthless claptrap.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: franksolich on March 27, 2015, 07:16:39 PM
I think poor, dear Marta is hanging on for the sake of the Life Insurance check.

Unless that tightwad husband of hers is blowing the premium money on magic beans, or some such worthless claptrap.

You know, there's a point where one has to stop thinking only of oneself, and think of others instead.

I think it'd be rather noble of the big guy if he were to take measures that'd ensure poor dear Marta gets that life insurance check quicker.
Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 27, 2015, 08:22:59 PM
You know, there's a point where one has to stop thinking only of oneself, and think of others instead.

I think it'd be rather noble of the big guy if he were to take measures that'd ensure poor dear Marta gets that life insurance check quicker.

He's already screwed up.

While he was on city-paid life insurance he could have arranged an accident so she could collect double indemnity.

Title: Re: Death watch Omaha steve puts out jelly for birds
Post by: obumazombie on March 27, 2015, 08:23:49 PM
He's already screwed up.

While he was on city-paid life insurance he could have arranged an accident so she could collect double indemnity.

The old MIHOP accident.