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Title: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: asdf2231 on July 16, 2008, 07:43:51 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080716/ap_en_ce/people_dick

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Andy Dick jailed in SoCal on drug, sex allegations 2 hours, 12 minutes ago
 


MURRIETA, Calif. - Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after the comedian allegedly pulled down a teenager's top, police said.
 
The former co-star of the TV sitcom "NewsRadio" was released from a detention center after posting $5,000 bail. Calls to his representatives seeking comment were not immediately returned.

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.

When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.
Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

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COULD NOT HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY...  :whatever:

With any luck he can add "Raped in prison" to his checked off "Things to do list"

What an A-Hole.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 07:44:45 PM
I hope Bubba breaks that big-assed nose of his.

*&$#^% little sh*t.  Never liked him.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Lord Undies on July 16, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
He has always given me the creeps. 
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2008, 09:38:58 PM
Let me see if I can dig up the story on Jon Lovitz kicking his ass one night.

Here we go. http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/2465 (http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/2465)
Who'da thunk either one of them could kick anyones ass?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: PatriotGame on July 17, 2008, 12:10:01 AM
Let me see if I can dig up the story on Jon Lovitz kicking his ass one night.

Here we go. http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/2465 (http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/2465)
Who'da thunk either one of them could kick anyones ass?  :rotf:

My question is why did Lovitz stop?

Dick IS a dick - what a freakish pile of shit.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 17, 2008, 06:42:29 AM
I'm only surprised it was a GIRL he assaulted.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2008, 06:50:03 AM
I'm only surprised it was a GIRL he assaulted.

He was just checking out the competition...............your honor.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 17, 2008, 06:52:49 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080716/ap_en_ce/people_dick

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Andy Dick jailed in SoCal on drug, sex allegations 2 hours, 12 minutes ago
 


MURRIETA, Calif. - Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after the comedian allegedly pulled down a teenager's top, police said.
 
The former co-star of the TV sitcom "NewsRadio" was released from a detention center after posting $5,000 bail. Calls to his representatives seeking comment were not immediately returned.

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.

When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.
Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

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COULD NOT HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY...  :whatever:

With any luck he can add "Raped in prison" to his checked off "Things to do list"

What an A-Hole.
Is it really rape when the person is willing? :lmao:
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: DixieBelle on July 17, 2008, 08:38:44 AM
scumbag! I hope they sue him in civil court too.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 17, 2008, 08:55:50 AM
He's a stupid freak, but I have some lingering reservations about the credibility of a minor who is hanging around a parking lot at 1:13 in the morning watching some drug-fogged and drunken 42-year-old take a piss. 
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: DixieBelle on July 17, 2008, 08:59:48 AM
Yeah, that set off my warning bells too. She certainly didn't deserve to be assualted. But no 17 year old girl has business outside of a bar at 1:00 am. What happened to her is wrong and a perfect example of why no good can come out of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Airwolf on July 17, 2008, 04:50:21 PM
He'll probably get nothing compared to what he deserves. It's sad tha tonce he's done with whatever jail term he gets and probation,Hollywood will do its best to give him another chance.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: miskie on July 18, 2008, 03:08:05 PM
He'll probably get nothing compared to what he deserves. It's sad tha tonce he's done with whatever jail term he gets and probation,Hollywood will do its best to give him another chance.

Im not too sure about that, the impression I get is half of hollywood hates him at the moment.
Title: Re: Andy Dick Arrested For Sexual Battery Of A Minor...
Post by: Chris_ on July 19, 2008, 09:55:51 AM
The other half of Hollywierd is in counselling 'cause of him.