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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on March 25, 2015, 11:48:41 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (71,017 posts)
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How clever. Watching too many Viagra commercials are we?
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How clever. Watching too many Viagra commercials are we?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026412778
Poor MM. Can't revive a dead turtle.
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How can we ever hope to triumph over such clever folks.
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Say what you want. That stuff is effective. It's been known to raise the dead even...
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voting seems the only time democrats can rise to the occasion.
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Oh, he said elections.
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Star Member MineralMan (71,017 posts)
...Best of all, there's no copay or harmful side effects. Try it today!
Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.
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Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.
Hell, for them it's a benefit, not a side effect.
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Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.
He left out crony capitalism, deceit, fraud, lies, "unwritten treaties", espionage, cover-ups, 1:1 ratio of days served:vacations/rounds of golf, and an health care plan so good, it has to be mandated, all from a "man" so intelligent, he can't speak without a teleprompter.