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Title: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: CC27 on March 25, 2015, 11:48:41 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (71,017 posts)

Problem with voting? Difficulty with Elections?


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How clever. Watching too many Viagra commercials are we?
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Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: Big Dog on March 25, 2015, 11:59:36 AM
How clever. Watching too many Viagra commercials are we?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026412778

Poor MM. Can't revive a dead turtle.
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: Bad Dog on March 25, 2015, 12:23:38 PM
How can we ever hope to triumph over such clever folks.
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: docstew on March 25, 2015, 01:16:55 PM
Say what you want. That stuff is effective. It's been known to raise the dead even...
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: Gina on March 25, 2015, 01:46:07 PM
voting seems the only time democrats can rise to the occasion.
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: obumazombie on March 25, 2015, 11:57:06 PM
Oh, he said elections.
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 26, 2015, 12:55:22 AM
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Star Member MineralMan (71,017 posts)
...Best of all, there's no copay or harmful side effects. Try it today!

Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: Big Dog on March 26, 2015, 06:46:03 AM
Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.

Hell, for them it's a benefit, not a side effect.
Title: Re: MineralMan has a problem
Post by: diesel driver on March 26, 2015, 07:15:05 AM
Aside from isolated incidents of secession, bloody and protracted warfare, autocratic power seizures beyond Constitutional limits by assorted Democrat Presidents, nepotism, institutionalized corruption, the untimely death of large numbers of inconvenient former Presidential associates, and anal leakage, of course.

He left out crony capitalism, deceit, fraud, lies, "unwritten treaties", espionage, cover-ups, 1:1 ratio of days served:vacations/rounds of golf, and an health care plan so good, it has to be mandated, all from a "man" so intelligent, he can't speak without a teleprompter.