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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 23, 2015, 10:09:38 AM

Title: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: franksolich on March 23, 2015, 10:09:38 AM
Who gets the roughest handling in the DUmpster?  The primitives of the male persuasion, or the primitives of the female race?

This question was prompted by a comment Big Mo made yesterday on Skins’s island about decent and civilized people:

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mopinko (43,502 posts)    Sun Mar 22, 2015, 08:11 PM

33. she is a favorite target at the cave.
 
there are some low life scums who are obsessed w du who particularly like to beat up nadin, me, and a lot of other posters here, especially women.

they all have accounts here. they all look for any sign of "weakness" so they can pile on. nothing they like better than a nice food fight over here. they bring the eggs.

I saw that, and I thought, whoa, Big Mo has a perceptual problem.

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Unless there’s something here I’m not seeing—and I will admit I don’t see all—I believe the track record for the DUmpster—all the tens of thousands of threads in the archives here—plainly shows that the DUmpster has always been rougher on the primitives of the male gender, than of the female.

I suspect Big Mo’s being femicentric here, selfishly and narrow-mindedly looking at the treatment given women primitives only, with no consideration at all to the treatment accorded the male primitives.

Big Mo needs to ask walrus-face, Skippy, Bill Pitt, Atman, Wills, the sparkling old dude, MrsCorpio, hypertensive Bob, kentuck, the mineral-headed Minnesota Moses, Dennis the Menace, the locust primitive, Taverner, Doc, the Las Vegas Leviathan, the late grouchy old Don, the late mountain man primitive, The Straight Story, the late Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, &c., &c., &c., if they think themselves more gently treated by the DUmpster, than women primitives have been.

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Decent and civilized people have always been gentler when putting the women primitives on exhibition.  It’s part of our nature.

Women tend to be fragile vessels, susceptible to breakage—one need look only at the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse—BainsBane, the seabeyond bitch, the redqueen primitive, and the Bostonian beanie primitive—to see how easily they get all offended and bent out of shape; they can’t take ridicule and mockery like men can.

They’re very sensitive people, the primitives of the female sector.

Being chivalrous and gallant, decent and civilized people prefer to “pick on” (quotation marks intentional and sarcastic) primitives our own size, which generally means…..men primitives.

We’ll happily maul them, because they can take it; they can grapple with us just as good as we can with them.  The lady primitives, we handle with kid gloves, so as to not disturb them too much.

No grown man likes to see a woman, even if just a primitive, cry, and goes out of his way to not do anything to make her cry. 
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: Carl on March 23, 2015, 10:43:21 AM
They get equal treatment,just the DUmbass female mutts have to assert they are more oppressed then everyone else.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 23, 2015, 11:02:13 AM
They get equal treatment,just the DUmbass female mutts have to assert they are more oppressed then everyone else.

I agree on both counts, Carl.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: Bad Dog on March 23, 2015, 03:57:35 PM
Since I can't tell the difference most of the time, I said equal.  Still not sure about this rumor that Big Mo is a female though.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 23, 2015, 08:41:21 PM
Frank I agree with you. The gals at DU are fragile emotional twits who need a more stable man to moderate their reckless behavior.

as for nadin, come on. I crap more accurate stories than she can write.
We laugh at her for the same reason we laugh at you, Mo--you're both utter fools.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: diesel driver on March 23, 2015, 10:10:45 PM
I voted both, I'll slap either one around with prejudice.

I'm an equal opportunity offender.   :-)
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: ChuckJ on March 23, 2015, 10:14:11 PM
I had to pick not sure. When you get down to it the majority of them don't know whether they are male or female so how am I supposed to know?
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: Vagabond on March 23, 2015, 11:48:23 PM
I can't say that I really differentiate very much between the two.  It's sort of impossible to tell with most DUmmies and I'm sure not going over to pull a Crocodile Dundee sort of check.  They have diseases, you know.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 23, 2015, 11:54:31 PM
I think females have it rougher at DU from what I have noticed.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: obumazombie on March 24, 2015, 12:43:16 AM
The Jews.
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: diesel driver on March 24, 2015, 08:12:43 AM
I think females have it rougher at DU from what I have noticed.

Yeah, but only from the "shemales".   :rotf:
Title: Re: poll: who gets the roughest treatment in the DUmpster?
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 25, 2015, 11:35:36 PM
Yeah, but only from the "shemales".   :rotf:


That qualifies for sure.