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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on March 21, 2015, 03:02:41 PM

Title: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 21, 2015, 03:02:41 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018739617

What's another couple of hundred thousands to spend on some bureaucrat?:

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Star Member NYC_SKP (65,627 posts)

IMAGE: My skull, sliced open, brain removed, view from the inside looking toward the hole in my head

Some of you might remember that last May I suffered a SAH, was airlifted to Stanford, had a seizure and surgery and totally dodged a fatal bullet.

Lucky me, my surgeon is the best in the country, maybe the world, Gary Steinberg. He invented modern brain surgery.

In June they determined there was infection and opened me up and then later in November they went in again and removed the bone flap, which was necroptic and septic and icky, they tell me.

On March 31 the will insert a bone flap made of polyetheretherketone. I hope this will be my last surgery. The post-op pics of staples and stitches and such are not pretty but this pic is COOL, I got it on Monday!

Note the crescent shaped area where my temple should be, that 4cm x 6cm area will be filled with a computer created filler piece.

(http://s15.postimg.org/mcqhmm2ij/Screen_Shot_2015_03_19_at_4_29_41_PM.png)

Does that hole in my head make my ass look big?

::) that last line
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: Big Dog on March 21, 2015, 03:10:41 PM: Brain damage. That explains Skippy, Rindge's new town drunk, and the Jersey Walrus.

What about the other DUmmies?
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: Bad Dog on March 21, 2015, 04:33:44 PM: Next time I have a rotting septic hole in my head, I'll be sure to post and brag about it here.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 21, 2015, 05:02:36 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on March 21, 2015, 04:33:44 PM
Next time I have a rotting septic hole in my head, I'll be sure to post and brag about it here.
Liberalism is an infectious disease.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: franksolich on March 21, 2015, 05:06:46 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on March 21, 2015, 04:33:44 PM
Next time I have a rotting septic hole in my head, I'll be sure to post and brag about it here.

Yeah, my respect for Skippy took another nose-dive after seeing this.

Number one, like a primitive, he's bragging about how much trouble he's costing other people.

Number two, it's just bad taste.

Skippy's got no class at all.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: tanstaafl on March 21, 2015, 05:10:11 PM: Skippy posting proof that DU and Liberalism will rot your brain.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: Skul on March 21, 2015, 07:18:24 PM: I think that icky looking thing IS, his brain.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: Carl on March 21, 2015, 08:57:23 PM: Eternities barbecue pit awaits you Barry.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: Gina on March 22, 2015, 12:11:57 AM: Looks like swiss cheese.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: obumazombie on March 22, 2015, 04:57:19 AM: Now we know where the echo is coming from...from...from.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: diesel driver on March 25, 2015, 06:53:01 AM: Wait, WHAT?

Skippy HAS a brain? :confused:

Should be in good shape, it's never been used. :rotf:
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: lastparker on March 26, 2015, 02:17:45 PM: What is an "SAH"? Why do DUmmies always have to make themselves feel superior by way of acronym overuse?

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Lucky me, my surgeon is the best in the country, maybe the world, Gary Steinberg.

Really? The best in the WORLD?

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In June they determined there was infection and opened me up
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in November they went in again and removed the bone flap, which was necrotic (FIFY) and septic and icky......

Seems to me that Dr. Steinberg leaves a bit to be desired.
Title: Re: Skippy to undergo surgery 3/31, posts a picture of his brain
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 26, 2015, 03:53:12 PM: If they scoop out a bit of brains while in there, we can mark that as a day the world got a little bit smarter.