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Title: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: JakeStyle on March 19, 2015, 12:54:36 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026384160

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Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:26 PM

Star Member Liberal_in_LA (35,451 posts)

Michelle Obama makes a splash with daring yellow dress as she arrives in Japan

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/18/6X7JOF9FHHSK2-3000239-Big_in_Japan_U_S_first_lady_Michelle_Obama_waves_upon_her_arriva-a-4_1426678555723.jpg)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3000239/US-1st-lady-visits-Japan-showcase-girls-education-aid.html

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Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:29 PM

Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (39,507 posts)
1. I usually like her clothes

but that's kind of hideous, and the belt is just weird.

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Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:33 PM

Star Member drray23 (342 posts)
3. I guess its just a matter of taste

I find her outfit bold and stunning. It is reminiscent of the 60's but updated with a modern twist (the bold patterns and the belt).

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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:33 PM

Star Member NYC_SKP (65,521 posts)
4. Stunning, and very appropriate in its details for a visit to Japan.

Very nice!

Not since Jackie Kennedy have we had such a fashionable FLOTUS.
:whatever:
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Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:38 PM

namastea42 (55 posts)
5. The color and design are perfect for Japan

and as always Michelle looks wonderful.

It looks like her dress is made from the bathroom curtains in a house that I rented when I was 18.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2015, 12:56:26 AM
Can you imagine the DUmp comments if Laura Bush or Nancy Reagan showed up in a costume like that?
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Skul on March 19, 2015, 12:57:20 AM
Children dart around her legs with ease.
Boobie belt and loud dress.  Yup, that's our Mooch.



Edit because autocorrect messed up.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 19, 2015, 01:03:47 AM
Children dart around her legs with ease.
Boogie belt and loud dress.  Yup, that's our Mooch.

Not mine.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Skul on March 19, 2015, 01:09:45 AM
Not mine.
There, I fixed it just for you. :tongue:
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: thundley4 on March 19, 2015, 01:34:22 AM
Does (s)he walk and stand that way because  (s)he is using a gender bender?
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: obumazombie on March 19, 2015, 05:19:06 AM
I find her repulsive in nearly every way.
I can only think of a few women as repulsive.
Roseanne.
Rosie.
Anne Ramsey.
Candy Crowley.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: diesel driver on March 19, 2015, 06:28:03 AM
I find her repulsive in nearly every way.
I can only think of a few women as repulsive.
Roseanne.
Rosie.
Anne Ramsey.
Candy Crowley.

Rachael Madcow
Maureen O'Dowd
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Hillary Clinton
Calpiggy

The left's chocked full of 'em.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 06:39:31 AM
As she stepped off the plane, Japanese people ran away screaming "Gojira! Gojira!"

(http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/22.%20The%20Return%20of%20Godzilla.jpg)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: obumazombie on March 19, 2015, 06:53:02 AM
^Post of the day !
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: diesel driver on March 19, 2015, 06:53:24 AM
As she stepped off the plane, Japanese people ran away screaming "Gojira! Gojira!"

(http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/22.%20The%20Return%20of%20Godzilla.jpg)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0[/youtube]

In that case, I hope she doesn't breathe on anybody!  LOL!   :lol:
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: SVPete on March 19, 2015, 08:06:19 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026384160
 :whatever:
It looks like her dress is made from the bathroom curtains in a house that I rented when I was 18.

I was thinking her dress and belt looked like a woman's costume in a B-grade outer space sci-fi movie.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: franksolich on March 19, 2015, 08:14:51 AM
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NYC_SKP (65,521 posts)   Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:33 PM

4. Stunning, and very appropriate in its details for a visit to Japan.

Very nice!

Not since Jackie Kennedy have we had such a fashionable FLOTUS.

Yuk yuk yuk.

A fashion statement by the sartorial expert on Skins's island.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 19, 2015, 08:20:56 AM
Look like someone got air sick on her.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2015, 09:24:28 AM
Bitch looks like a lampshade.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 19, 2015, 09:25:59 AM
Bitch looks like a lampshade.
I'm betting that lamp shade cost the taxpayers hundred's of thousands of dollars.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 19, 2015, 10:09:05 AM
As she stepped off the plane, Japanese people ran away screaming "Gojira! Gojira!"

(http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/22.%20The%20Return%20of%20Godzilla.jpg)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0[/youtube]

You got it wrong--the Japanese were asking for Godzilla's help! :whistling:
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Undies on March 19, 2015, 10:09:44 AM
The first thing I thought of was Lucy Ricardo when she fell into a vat of starch.

The second thing I thought was that at least that carnival tent hides her penis bulge.
 
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Carl on March 19, 2015, 10:24:09 AM
I was thinking her dress and belt looked like a woman's costume in a B-grade outer space sci-fi movie.

It really does look like something out of one of those 60s Japanese monster movies,almost as if she did it as a caricature of what she thinks women ought to be.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 11:21:37 AM
It really does look like something out of one of those 60s Japanese monster movies,  almost as if she did it as a caricature of what she thinks women ought to be.

That's how trannies roll.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 11:22:35 AM
^Post of the day !

I used that joke on the ray-de-oh this morning.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 11:23:43 AM
You got it wrong--the Japanese were asking for Godzilla's help! :whistling:

I am going to use that tomorrow. Godzilla vs. Sasquatch.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 19, 2015, 11:51:41 AM
hot darn! lloyd's got himself a prom date!!

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/15ffb7694b8ff08aaa5435e6a8a24dea/tumblr_mz64t6Ovzg1r0b2hgo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 19, 2015, 12:16:34 PM
As she stepped off the plane, Japanese people ran away screaming "Gojira! Gojira!"

(http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/22.%20The%20Return%20of%20Godzilla.jpg)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0[/youtube]


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/759/119/d2c.jpg)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 01:08:50 PM

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/759/119/d2c.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: njpines on March 19, 2015, 01:20:51 PM
You couldn't pay me enough to wear something that hideous. Guess she has a lower pay scale than me.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 01:29:04 PM
You couldn't pay me enough to wear something that hideous. Guess she has a lower pay scale than me.

So, no worries that you'll ever ask, "how do I look in this dress?"
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 19, 2015, 01:31:16 PM
She thinks it makes her butt look smaller.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: njpines on March 19, 2015, 01:31:59 PM
So, no worries that you'll ever ask, "how do I look in this dress?"

The correct response would be "like a hot air balloon"
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 01:33:12 PM
The correct response would be "like a hot air balloon"

I'll remember that!

 :fuelfire:

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 19, 2015, 01:49:56 PM
I'll remember that!

 :fuelfire:

 :tongue:
This thread is chock-full of material for your show, eh? :whistling: :-)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Chris_ on March 19, 2015, 01:52:56 PM
That belt buckle looks like a giant pull tab from an old soda can.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: GeorgeKaplan on March 19, 2015, 01:54:21 PM
 :yahoo: The title of this thread is priceless. MO is one of the least attractive females I've laid eyes on...truly a wookie.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 19, 2015, 01:55:07 PM
This thread is chock-full of material for your show, eh? :whistling: :-)

Yes, it is. Thanks, everyone!
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Boudicca on March 19, 2015, 09:38:53 PM
Look like someone got air sick on her.

Wouldn't you?  I feel like barfing right now. :p

On the up (chuck) side, that dress is so ugly it diverts the eye from the constipated expression she's sporting.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 19, 2015, 10:44:38 PM
She thinks it makes her butt look smaller.

She normally likes to show off her ass...


...but he had appointments back at the White House.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 20, 2015, 09:50:35 AM
I find her repulsive in nearly every way.
I can only think of a few women as repulsive.
Roseanne.
Rosie.
Anne Ramsey.
Candy Crowley.
Indeed.
1. She has absolutely no fashion sense. From her hideous dress at Barry's 2008 victory party that made her look like a giant spider, all the way to this dress that appears to be Motel Room Shower Curtain Chic, with plenty of other fashion misses in between, I have to wonder where the hell she gets her fashion tips from, and what he or she is smoking.
2. She is hypocritical as all hell. She has a butt large enough to land stealth bombers on and regularly gorges herself on junk food (I'll never forget the laundry list of foods that she and her other guests pigged out on at one of the White House Superbowl parties a few years back; It included, among other things, deep- dish pizza, kielbasa, cheeseburgers, and ice cream), then has the gall to lecture average Americans (And even exceptionally athletic Americans such as Gabby Douglas) about nutrition and attempt to take all the credit for our country's obesity rate slightly dropping. Her ego is as bloated as her backside.
3. She appears to be just a deeply petty, catty, and hateful human being. When she knows the cameras are on her, she puts on an extremely fake- looking smile of the sort that you might see on a third- rate beauty pageant contestant. The second she thinks cameras are off her, she has either a smug smirk or (The more likely of the two) a butt- ugly, bitter grimace. I don't even want to imagine what she's like behind closed doors, or what the White House staff members that directly attend to her have to put up with.
4. She truly has no class. You can tell all she cares about are the perks and benefits of being First Lady, she cares nothing about the responsibilities that go with it.
Literally the only time she's done something positive was speaking up in favor of 'American Sniper,' and part of me wonders if she mainly just did that because she attended a screening of it with Bradley Cooper.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Rebel on March 20, 2015, 12:37:33 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/19/26CA6D8500000578-0-image-m-8_1426757384321.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/19/26CA663300000578-0-image-m-9_1426757400062.jpg)

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/dc/bb/e1dcbbf301694746c59144610907c711.jpg)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 20, 2015, 01:09:19 PM
You got it wrong--the Japanese were asking for Godzilla's help! :whistling:



That's how trannies roll.



(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/kongzilla-godzilla-2-will-we-ever-see-godzilla-vs-king-kong.jpeg?width=568&height=350)

In such a situation, Godzilla knows just what to do.

:rotf:


CMD
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 20, 2015, 01:11:25 PM




(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/kongzilla-godzilla-2-will-we-ever-see-godzilla-vs-king-kong.jpeg?width=568&height=350)

In such a situation, Godzilla knows just what to do.

:rotf:


CMD


 :lmao:  Hi5!
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: njpines on March 20, 2015, 02:49:18 PM
She normally likes to show off her ass...


...but he had appointments back at the White House.

 :rofl:  (or on the golf course)

Hi5!!
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: njpines on March 20, 2015, 02:51:04 PM
Good grief, she's wearing couch upholstery now!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/19/26CA663300000578-0-image-m-9_1426757400062.jpg)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: njpines on March 20, 2015, 02:57:30 PM
Her next outfit:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/15/cc/9a/15cc9ad4a57f04b9016187d904c270b9.jpg)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 20, 2015, 03:11:31 PM
Her next outfit:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/15/cc/9a/15cc9ad4a57f04b9016187d904c270b9.jpg)

'As Karl Marx is my witness, I'll never go hungry again- but your children will.'
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: njpines on March 20, 2015, 03:20:42 PM
'As Karl Marx is my witness, I'll never go hungry again- but your children will.'

very apt!
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Delmar on March 20, 2015, 07:04:31 PM
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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Original post)Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:51 PM
betsuni (1,144 posts)
8. Like the dress design but not that print or the belt.
The comments after the Daily Fail article are horrendous, as usual.
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Response to betsuni (Reply #8)Wed Mar 18, 2015, 11:53 PM
Star Member Liberal_in_LA (35,477 posts)
9. comments are from the usual haters. pay them no mind
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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Reply #9)Thu Mar 19, 2015, 12:06 AM
betsuni (1,144 posts)
10. The thing is, I have some friends from the UK
here in Japan and they believe all that stuff about Michelle taking lavish vacations and throwing money around and snubbing people because that's all they see about her. Like knee-jerk thinking the worst of the Obamas. Drives me nuts

Cold hard truth.

Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 20, 2015, 07:15:36 PM
That belt buckle looks like a giant pull tab from an old soda can.

It looks like she stole it from Obelix

(http://www.whatacharacter.com/g-o/o0212033.jpg)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 20, 2015, 07:36:39 PM
It looks like she stole it from Obelix

(http://www.whatacharacter.com/g-o/o0212033.jpg)

WHAT IN THE **** IS THAT???
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: ChuckJ on March 20, 2015, 08:22:45 PM
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Response to Liberal_in_LA (Reply #9)Thu Mar 19, 2015, 12:06 AM
betsuni (1,144 posts)
10. The thing is, I have some friends from the UK
here in Japan and they believe all that stuff about the sky being blue, water being wet, fire being hot, and Michelle taking lavish vacations and throwing money around and snubbing people because that's all they see about her. Like seeing the Obamas for what they really are. Drives me nuttier

edited the above for accuracy
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 20, 2015, 08:28:14 PM
WHAT IN THE **** IS THAT???
There was this old French comic/ cartoon series called 'Asterix.' The image you're referring to is a toy of the title character's big, dopey sidekick Obelix.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 20, 2015, 08:30:47 PM
There was this old French comic/ cartoon series called 'Asterix.' The image you're referring to is a toy of the title character's big, dopey sidekick Obelix.

Shit, I thought I had gotten a bad bottle of St Pauli Girl, and was hallucinating.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: thundley4 on March 20, 2015, 08:36:14 PM
There was this old French comic/ cartoon series called 'Asterix.' The image you're referring to is a toy of the title character's big, dopey sidekick Obelix.

They are still making them. Once came out last year.
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: freedumb2003b on March 20, 2015, 08:42:00 PM
Shit, I thought I had gotten a bad bottle of St Pauli Girl, and was hallucinating.

isn't the resemblance with the 1st wookie amazing?  Other than hair and skin color, it is dead on.

And I *loved* Asterix way back when.  They were druids, super strong and always messing with the Romans (from the Roman Empire days)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Big Dog on March 20, 2015, 08:52:30 PM
isn't the resemblance with the 1st wookie amazing?  Other than hair and skin color, it is dead on.

I'm going over to the yoga pants thread and get my mind right.

 :-)
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 20, 2015, 09:46:11 PM




(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/kongzilla-godzilla-2-will-we-ever-see-godzilla-vs-king-kong.jpeg?width=568&height=350)

In such a situation, Godzilla knows just what to do.

:rotf:


CMD

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Gigantic bowlegged wookie wows Japan
Post by: obumazombie on March 21, 2015, 02:22:13 AM
It looks like something I "et"(courtesy Archie Bunker) and lost.

It looks like something the cat dragged out of the alley.