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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: txradioguy on March 16, 2015, 08:56:59 AM
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Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:32 PM
McCamy Taylor
Draft Al Franken
Love Jerry Brown but he is wrong. The Democrats need to have a charismatic line up of nominees in order to generate interest in the election. And I can think of no Dem more charismatic than Al Franken. If he is at the debates, the networks will compete to see who gets to air them. They will accept any Democratic demands as to format. They will forget that their job is the make all the Dems look bad and instead treat it as a friendly, fun event.
If Al Franken runs, he will immediately attract tons of West Coast and East Coast entertainment industry money. He will not have to solicit donations from politically suspect corporations. He will be able to remain "pure".
If he runs, we all win, whether he "wins" or "loses" the nomination.
Run, Franken, run!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026364399
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STUART SMALLEY FOR PRESIDENT!
Oh please, Br'er Bear, don't throw me into dat briar patch!
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....and the Clinton army will kill him in a friendly fire incident.
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A crude,obnoxious,marxist lunatic...perfect DUmp candidate.
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How misguided and ridiculous. The demographics the democrats are dependent upon have no idea what an Al Franken is or why they should care.
In reality, Ashley Judd has more celebrity cache than that Franken has-been, and hardly anyone knows who or why Ashley Judd is.
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How misguided and ridiculous. The demographics the democrats are dependent upon have no idea what an Al Franken is or why they should care.
In reality, Ashley Judd has more celebrity cache than that Franken has-been, and hardly anyone knows who or why Ashley Judd is.
Which is why Al Gore should run.
It'd be like Christmas every single day.
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Which is why Al Gore should run.
It'd be like Christmas every single day.
Because everywhere he went it would snow?
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Because everywhere he went it would snow?
It's worked for him so far.
Every time he held a Gorebull Warmingtm summit, it either snowed or had record cold temps.
God has a wicked sense of humor... :lol:
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Franken can never run. He has years of impotent rage recorded at air america. Franken ranted and made threats.
No. He has gone as high as he will ever go.
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Stuart Smalley for president !
He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it he thinks people like him.
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"If Al Franken runs, he will immediately attract tons of West Coast and East Coast entertainment industry money."
ALL Democratic candidates attract tons of entertainment industry money.
Gotta love, though, how the DUmmy who said that believes their money is somehow more "Pure" than money donated by businessmen/ corporations.
Because, of course, the entertainment industry (Especially Hollywood) has absolutely no corruption, drug/sex scandals (Including pedophilia), or any other dirty little secrets whatsoever. Freaking imbecile.
Franken can never run. He has years of impotent rage recorded at air america. Franken ranted and made threats.
No. He has gone as high as he will ever go.
That's all the more reason why he SHOULD run, so that he can inevitably be completely destroyed when all his venom and bile from that disastrous radio station are re- aired for the public. That, and his reaction to it, will be more entertaining than anything he's ever done in a movie or on TV.
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I'd love to draft little Franken with a little "air" from my anus. :runaway:
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Which is why Al Gore should run.
It'd be like Christmas every single day.
The democrat party has built a voter base that relies on blacks, mexicans, and leftist women.
They need a candidate, like the jug-eared muslim, who can stir those groups into a turnout frenzy.
It would be difficult for democrats to win with a white male, even if the crazy wing of the repuke party nominates a nut.
But a foolish caricature like Algore hasn't got a chance.
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The democrat party has built a voter base that relies on blacks, mexicans, and leftist women.
They need a candidate, like the jug-eared muslim, who can stir those groups into a turnout frenzy.
It would be difficult for democrats to win with a white male, even if the crazy wing of the repuke party nominates a nut.
But a foolish caricature like Algore hasn't got a chance.
Between AlGore and Franken, who is more foolish ?
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Let's throw Grayson, into the mix.
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Let's throw Grayson, into the mix.
Brother, that is brilliant.
Franken/Grayson '16!
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Every single time I see Al Franken I think "*****". Please, draft him!
Cindie
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Stuart Smalley for president !
He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it he thinks people like him.
I'd rather see him broke, destitute, and LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
(I know it's not the same character, but doggone it, I liked it!)
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^I can live with that !
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^I can live with that !
:-)
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I'd rather see him broke, destitute, and LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
(I know it's not the same character, but doggone it, I liked it!)
Nope, not allowed. Not gonna let you compare a comic genius like Chris Farley with an unfunny asshole like Al Franken.
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Nope, not allowed. Not gonna let you compare a comic genius like Chris Farley with an unfunny asshole like Al Franken.
Noted, and I agree, but I meant literally, LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY A RIVER!!! :-)