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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on July 16, 2008, 11:30:15 AM
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March
Advertisements [?]Why NOT?
From all directions
From all corners of the nation
A thousand marches shall commence
Citizens will join in
The masses will converge on Washington DC
The capital will be shut down
We will be armed with our ideas
We will be sanctioned by Justice
The country has been taken over by traitors
Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM
There is no way to fix this thing
There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time)
It is up to us, you and me
I have NOTHING to lose except my chains
I am sad
I am angry
No one else is going to save us
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Go right ahead and march to Washington. All the easier to round you all up and put you in the VRWC camps.
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Hey, I know...let's all go "raise awareness", 'n stuff, 'n march around, 'n stuff. Yeah, it'll be great! [/DUmp mode]
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I guess the DUmmies haven't gotten the word that citizens of the District can now legally carry firearms.
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Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington? We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
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Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington? We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march. That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.
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Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington? We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march. That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.
I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies. It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such. They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes.
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March
Advertisements [?]Why NOT?
From all directions Still lost, huh?
From all corners of the nation Might be one on the west coast, maybe.
A thousand marches shall commence ...right after your next toke.
Citizens will join in not likely.
The masses will converge on Washington DC Both of you?... At once!
The capital will be shut down Hardly
We will be armed with our ideas Defenseless again, I see.
We will be sanctioned by Justice Who is he?
The country has been taken over by traitors Really, I'll get my gun.
Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM
There is no way to fix this thing Well look who broke it.
There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time. We own the voting machines.
It is up to us, you and me Sorry dude, don't count me in the bunch.
I have NOTHING to lose except my chains ...and your government entitlements...SS, foodstamps, etc.
I am sad That makes me happy
I am angry Oh Lord! I'm ....I'm....I'm so, so happy.
No one else is going to save us
Finally, you got something right.
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March
Advertisements [?]Why NOT?
We will be armed with our ideas
And we'll be armed with something a little more potent. :tongue:
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March
Advertisements [?]Why NOT?
We will be armed with our ideas
And we'll be armed with something a little more potent. :tongue:
Heh, a broken slingshot would be more potent. :rotf:
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"We will be sanctioned by Justice"
Well, that's probably right, but not in the way the idiot meant it.
:hammer:
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(http://www.leeasher.com/images/lee_hand.jpg)
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(http://www.leeasher.com/images/lee_hand.jpg)
LOL! H5!
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
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Every time I see one of these posts, I imagine Bluto Blutarsky running out of the frat house yelling, "LET'S GOOOOOOoooooo!", and no one following him.
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/f/d/9fd4dc7464eb3e9f6ed51e5fd1f277e9.gif)
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It's so freaking
annoying.
When DUmbasses write
like this
To try to add poignancy or whatever
to their totally inane posts.
Learn how to write sen
tences and paragraphs.
You silly
DUmmie. :mental:
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It's so freaking
annoying.
When DUmbasses write
like this
To try to add poignancy or whatever
to their totally inane posts.
Learn how to write sen
tences and paragraphs.
You silly
DUmmie. :mental:
They can't
help
it.
Short at
tention
span.
:tongue:
:-)
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It used to be funny when they ranted like this. Now it's just pathetic.
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/f/d/9fd4dc7464eb3e9f6ed51e5fd1f277e9.gif)
:rotf: I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there!
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We will be sanctioned by Justice Who is he?
(http://terryfrank.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/buford_t_justice.jpg)
(http://www.policescan.us/justice.gif)
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/f/d/9fd4dc7464eb3e9f6ed51e5fd1f277e9.gif)
:rotf: I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there!
That's a video of, I believe, the DUmmie William Pitt, recorded on the morning after Halloween 2001.
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Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington? We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march. That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.
I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies. It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such. They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes.
I think it is because once the 1,000,000th DUmmie learns to wash a potato that knowledge passes into their hive consciousness and they all instantly know how to wash a potato.
Of course, it works negatively too, like the 1,000,000th DUmmie to "realize" that never before in history has fire melted steel, that becomes part of their hive mind's mass consciousness too and the 9/11 forum is born.
So that is why 1,000,000 is such an important number to them, it gives them clean potatoes and shared delusions.
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Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington? We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march. That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.
I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies. It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such. They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes.
I think it is because once the 1,000,000th DUmmie learns to wash a potato that knowledge passes into their hive consciousness and they all instantly know how to wash a potato.
Of course, it works negatively too, like the 1,000,000th DUmmie to "realize" that never before in history has fire melted steel, that becomes part of their hive mind's mass consciousness too and the 9/11 forum is born.
So that is why 1,000,000 is such an important number to them, it gives them clean potatoes and shared delusions.
Or it could just be a million DUmmies banging away on a million keyboards, and maybe...just maybe one day one of them will come up with something halfway resembling a cogent thought.
Naaaaah...
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Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington? We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march. That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.
I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies. It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such. They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes.
I think it is because once the 1,000,000th DUmmie learns to wash a potato that knowledge passes into their hive consciousness and they all instantly know how to wash a potato.
Of course, it works negatively too, like the 1,000,000th DUmmie to "realize" that never before in history has fire melted steel, that becomes part of their hive mind's mass consciousness too and the 9/11 forum is born.
So that is why 1,000,000 is such an important number to them, it gives them clean potatoes and shared delusions.
Or it could just be a million DUmmies banging away on a million keyboards, and maybe...just maybe one day one of them will come up with something halfway resembling a cogent thought.
Naaaaah...
Yeah, I think maybe like the 1,000,000,000,000th and there aren't enough people on earth for a long time for there to be enough DUmmies. Maybe ever.
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Okay but,
what about those
DUmmies
who
haven't left their basements in a decade
are heavily medicated
prescribed by a doctor
or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or
Crack Alley
How will they find their way.
How will they find their way out of fly-over country?
Kansas
A Nebraskan cornfield
The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)
Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise
could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans
fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.
and walk the rest of the way.
What about Global Warming?
If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time
in the sweltering summer
heat
would it destroy the planet?
What if they get a blister?
What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird
It's an easy mistake
since both
brains are the same size.
No.
Better.
To.
Just.
Plan.
A.
Million.
Revolutions.
On.
DU.
Cindie
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Okay but,
what about those
DUmmies
who
haven't left their basements in a decade
are heavily medicated
prescribed by a doctor
or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or
Crack Alley
How will they find their way.
How will they find their way out of fly-over country?
Kansas
A Nebraskan cornfield
The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)
Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise
could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans
fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.
and walk the rest of the way.
What about Global Warming?
If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time
in the sweltering summer
heat
would it destroy the planet?
What if they get a blister?
What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird
It's an easy mistake
since both
brains are the same size.
No.
Better.
To.
Just.
Plan.
A.
Million.
Revolutions.
On.
DU.
Cindie
Totally..... :-)
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Why NOT?
From all basements
From all corners of San Fransisyco
A thousand marches shall commence, or at least 5-6 of us, but it COUNTS!
Citizens will join in Kumbya
The masses will converge on Washington DC, or those that might show up.
The capital will be shut down, or we'll go to StarBucks.
We will be un-armed with our ideas
We will be sanctioned by Justice, or just sactioned
The country has been taken over by Cheeto eating traitors
Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM? Um, thats gonna take awhile. NM
There is no way to fix this thing, so ignore the above.
There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time, u jus' wasen't black enough)
It is up to us, you,me and a hippie in a tree.
I have NOTHING to lose..................
I am sad
I am angry
I am sad
I angry
I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat..
No one else is going to save us, GIVE UP!
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Okay but,
what about those
DUmmies
who
haven't left their basements in a decade
are heavily medicated
prescribed by a doctor
or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or
Crack Alley
How will they find their way.
How will they find their way out of fly-over country?
Kansas
A Nebraskan cornfield
The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)
Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise
could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans
fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.
and walk the rest of the way.
What about Global Warming?
If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time
in the sweltering summer
heat
would it destroy the planet?
What if they get a blister?
What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird
It's an easy mistake
since both
brains are the same size.
No.
Better.
To.
Just.
Plan.
A.
Million.
Revolutions.
On.
DU.
Cindie
You realize that I'm going to have to H5 you as soon as I come on the board, from now until I die . . . :bow: :cheersmate: :tongue: