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Title: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: dutch508 on July 16, 2008, 11:30:15 AM
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burythehatchet  (1000+ posts)       Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March 
 Advertisements [?]Why NOT?

From all directions

From all corners of the nation

A thousand marches shall commence

Citizens will join in

The masses will converge on Washington DC

The capital will be shut down

We will be armed with our ideas

We will be sanctioned by Justice

The country has been taken over by traitors

Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM

There is no way to fix this thing

There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time)

It is up to us, you and me

I have NOTHING to lose except my chains

I am sad

I am angry

No one else is going to save us

 
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 16, 2008, 11:38:28 AM
Go right ahead and march to Washington.  All the easier to round you all up and put you in the VRWC camps.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 11:39:56 AM
Hey, I know...let's all go "raise awareness", 'n stuff, 'n march around, 'n stuff.  Yeah, it'll be great!  [/DUmp mode]
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: TheSarge on July 16, 2008, 11:44:44 AM
I guess the DUmmies haven't gotten the word that citizens of the District can now legally carry firearms.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Lord Undies on July 16, 2008, 12:03:59 PM
Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington?  We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 16, 2008, 12:13:11 PM
Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington?  We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.

Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march.  That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Lord Undies on July 16, 2008, 12:24:24 PM
Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington?  We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.

Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march.  That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.

I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies.  It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such.   They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes. 
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 16, 2008, 12:31:00 PM
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burythehatchet  (1000+ posts)       Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March 
 Advertisements [?]Why NOT?

From all directions  Still lost, huh?

From all corners of the nation  Might be one on the west coast, maybe.

A thousand marches shall commence  ...right after your next toke.

Citizens will join in  not likely.

The masses will converge on Washington DC  Both of you?... At once!

The capital will be shut down  Hardly

We will be armed with our ideas  Defenseless again, I see.

We will be sanctioned by Justice  Who is he?

The country has been taken over by traitors  Really, I'll get my gun.

Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM

There is no way to fix this thing  Well look who broke it.

There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time.  We own the voting machines.

It is up to us, you and me  Sorry dude, don't count me in the bunch.

I have NOTHING to lose except my chains  ...and your government entitlements...SS, foodstamps, etc.

I am sad  That makes me happy

I am angry  Oh Lord! I'm ....I'm....I'm so, so happy.

No one else is going to save us
Finally, you got something right.

 

Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Tucker on July 16, 2008, 12:37:42 PM
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burythehatchet  (1000+ posts)       Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March 
 Advertisements [?]Why NOT?


We will be armed with our ideas


And we'll be armed with something a little more potent. :tongue:



Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 12:39:23 PM
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burythehatchet  (1000+ posts)       Wed Jul-16-08 12:23 PM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3628324
A Million Citizen March 
 Advertisements [?]Why NOT?


We will be armed with our ideas


 

And we'll be armed with something a little more potent. :tongue:
Heh, a broken slingshot would be more potent.   :rotf:
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2008, 03:05:56 PM
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"We will be sanctioned by Justice"

Well, that's probably right, but not in the way the idiot meant it.

 :hammer:
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Rebel on July 16, 2008, 03:16:09 PM
(http://www.leeasher.com/images/lee_hand.jpg)
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 16, 2008, 03:54:37 PM
(http://www.leeasher.com/images/lee_hand.jpg)

LOL!  H5!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: dandi on July 16, 2008, 04:45:31 PM
Every time I see one of these posts, I imagine Bluto Blutarsky running out of the frat house yelling, "LET'S GOOOOOOoooooo!", and no one following him.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 16, 2008, 04:58:55 PM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/f/d/9fd4dc7464eb3e9f6ed51e5fd1f277e9.gif)
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Splashdown on July 16, 2008, 05:15:49 PM
It's so freaking

annoying.

When DUmbasses write

like this

To try to add poignancy or whatever

to their totally inane posts.

Learn how to write sen

tences and paragraphs.

You silly





DUmmie.  :mental:
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 05:43:50 PM
It's so freaking

annoying.

When DUmbasses write

like this

To try to add poignancy or whatever

to their totally inane posts.

Learn how to write sen

tences and paragraphs.

You silly





DUmmie.  :mental:
They can't

help

it.

Short at

tention

span.

 :tongue:

 :-)
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Airwolf on July 16, 2008, 06:52:23 PM
It used to be funny when they ranted like this. Now it's just pathetic.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Uhhuh35 on July 16, 2008, 07:52:54 PM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/f/d/9fd4dc7464eb3e9f6ed51e5fd1f277e9.gif)
:rotf: I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there!
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2008, 07:56:59 PM
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We will be sanctioned by Justice  Who is he?
(http://terryfrank.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/buford_t_justice.jpg)
(http://www.policescan.us/justice.gif)
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Lord Undies on July 16, 2008, 07:58:00 PM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/f/d/9fd4dc7464eb3e9f6ed51e5fd1f277e9.gif)
:rotf: I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there!

That's a video of, I believe, the DUmmie William Pitt, recorded on the morning after Halloween 2001.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 16, 2008, 09:08:18 PM
Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington?  We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.

Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march.  That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.

I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies.  It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such.   They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes. 
I think it is because once the 1,000,000th DUmmie learns to wash a potato that knowledge passes into their hive consciousness and they all instantly know how to wash a potato.

Of course, it works negatively too, like the 1,000,000th DUmmie to "realize" that never before in history has fire melted steel, that becomes part of their hive mind's mass consciousness too and the 9/11 forum is born.

So that is why 1,000,000 is such an important number to them, it gives them clean potatoes and shared delusions.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 16, 2008, 10:03:11 PM
Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington?  We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.

Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march.  That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.

I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies.  It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such.   They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes. 
I think it is because once the 1,000,000th DUmmie learns to wash a potato that knowledge passes into their hive consciousness and they all instantly know how to wash a potato.

Of course, it works negatively too, like the 1,000,000th DUmmie to "realize" that never before in history has fire melted steel, that becomes part of their hive mind's mass consciousness too and the 9/11 forum is born.

So that is why 1,000,000 is such an important number to them, it gives them clean potatoes and shared delusions.
Or it could just be a million DUmmies banging away on a million keyboards, and maybe...just maybe one day one of them will come up with something halfway resembling a cogent thought.



Naaaaah...
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 16, 2008, 10:31:39 PM
Wouldn't that leave 299 million people not marching on Washington?  We could round up one million DUmmie-like people and exile them to the island of Nauru and no one - not even Noone - would notice.

Or, alternately, a million people with soap and shampoo doing a counter-march.  That would scare the bejebus out of 'em.

I find it funny that "million" is such a magic number for the DUmmies.  It is like a million of anything commands attention or some such.   They never consider how many of how much "one million" excludes. 
I think it is because once the 1,000,000th DUmmie learns to wash a potato that knowledge passes into their hive consciousness and they all instantly know how to wash a potato.

Of course, it works negatively too, like the 1,000,000th DUmmie to "realize" that never before in history has fire melted steel, that becomes part of their hive mind's mass consciousness too and the 9/11 forum is born.

So that is why 1,000,000 is such an important number to them, it gives them clean potatoes and shared delusions.
Or it could just be a million DUmmies banging away on a million keyboards, and maybe...just maybe one day one of them will come up with something halfway resembling a cogent thought.



Naaaaah...
Yeah, I think maybe like the 1,000,000,000,000th and there aren't enough people on earth for a long time for there to be enough DUmmies.  Maybe ever.
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: delilahmused on July 17, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Okay but,

what about those

DUmmies

who

haven't left their basements in a decade

are heavily medicated

prescribed by a doctor

or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or

Crack Alley

How will they find their way.

How will they find their way out of fly-over country?

Kansas

A Nebraskan cornfield

The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)

Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise

could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans

fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.

and walk the rest of the way.

What about Global Warming?

If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time

in the sweltering summer

heat

would it destroy the planet?

What if they get a blister?

What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird

It's an easy mistake

since both

brains are the same size.

No.

Better.

To.

Just.

Plan.

A.

Million.

Revolutions.

On.

DU.


Cindie

Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Bondai on July 17, 2008, 01:40:42 PM
Okay but,

what about those

DUmmies

who

haven't left their basements in a decade

are heavily medicated

prescribed by a doctor

or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or

Crack Alley

How will they find their way.

How will they find their way out of fly-over country?

Kansas

A Nebraskan cornfield

The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)

Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise

could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans

fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.

and walk the rest of the way.

What about Global Warming?

If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time

in the sweltering summer

heat

would it destroy the planet?

What if they get a blister?

What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird

It's an easy mistake

since both

brains are the same size.

No.

Better.

To.

Just.

Plan.

A.

Million.

Revolutions.

On.

DU.


Cindie



Totally..... :-)
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: Wineslob on July 17, 2008, 04:42:27 PM
Why NOT?

Quote
From all basements

From all corners of San Fransisyco

A thousand marches shall commence, or at least 5-6 of us, but it COUNTS!

Citizens will join in Kumbya

The masses will converge on Washington DC, or those that might show up.

The capital will be shut down, or we'll go to StarBucks.

We will be un-armed with our ideas

We will be sanctioned by Justice, or just sactioned

The country has been taken over by Cheeto eating traitors

Pelosi, Bush, Cheney, Harmon, Rockefeller, Mukasy, Hayden, ALL OF THEM? Um, thats gonna take awhile. NM

There is no way to fix this thing, so ignore the above.

There is no electoral solution (sorry Barack, maybe another time, u jus' wasen't black enough)

It is up to us, you,me and a hippie in a tree.

I have NOTHING to lose..................

I am sad

I am angry

I am sad

I angry

I repeat myself when under stress, I repeat..

No one else is going to save us, GIVE UP!
Title: Re: a new low in most pointless post yet...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 17, 2008, 04:56:24 PM
Okay but,

what about those

DUmmies

who

haven't left their basements in a decade

are heavily medicated

prescribed by a doctor

or self-prescribed and bought from Humboldt County or

Crack Alley

How will they find their way.

How will they find their way out of fly-over country?

Kansas

A Nebraskan cornfield

The Land of Lincoln (well maybe Reverend Wright can help if they get that far)

Instead of marching, which is way too much like exercise

could they borrow a few unused buses from New Orleans

fill them with Cheeto's and drive to the outskirts of D.C.

and walk the rest of the way.

What about Global Warming?

If a million DUmmies start sweating at the same time

in the sweltering summer

heat

would it destroy the planet?

What if they get a blister?

What if Dick Cheney mistakes them for a bird

It's an easy mistake

since both

brains are the same size.

No.

Better.

To.

Just.

Plan.

A.

Million.

Revolutions.

On.

DU.


Cindie



You realize that I'm going to have to H5 you as soon as I come on the board, from now until I die . . .  :bow: :cheersmate: :tongue: