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Title: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: RobJohnson on March 14, 2015, 12:07:29 AM

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A British woman was shocked to find that a bunch of grocery store bananas she bought was infested with a cocoon of dangerous Brazilian spiders, the venom of which can give a man a painful four-hour erection if it doesn’t kill him first.

Customer Maria Layton, bought the Costa Rican bananas in a Tesco grocery store–one of Britain’s largest chains–but when she brought the fruits home she noticed a bad spot in one of them.

Upon handling the fruit the cocoon of spiders inside the banana started to hatch disgorging a horde of the tiny spiders. The woman then rushed to encase the fruit and spiders in a sealed Tupperware container and threw it in the freezer.

The woman said she recognized that the arachnids were Brazilian Wandering Spiders because she had just watched a TV news story about them.

These spiders are quite dangerous with venom that can kill a person in only two hours. But in smaller doses the venom can also give men a painful four-hour erection. In fact, scientists are studying the venom hoping it might help treat erectile dysfunction.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/03/13/woman-finds-spider-with-venom-that-gives-men-four-hour-erections-in-supermarket-banana/

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: Big Dog on March 14, 2015, 12:13:49 AM

Here's the cure:

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/hillary-clinton-old_zpst0lsb5xc.jpg)

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: Skul on March 14, 2015, 01:56:23 AM

The cure, worked.
I'll probably be just hanging around for weeks after that.

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: RobJohnson on March 14, 2015, 03:59:59 AM

Her neighbors noticed she was carrying a nine foot long banana into the house.

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2015, 08:17:09 AM

Quote from: Skul on March 14, 2015, 01:56:23 AM

The cure, worked.
I'll probably be just hanging around for weeks after that.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Be careful there....it could be permanent. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: Big Dog on March 14, 2015, 10:52:55 AM

A spider who can give a man a 4 hour erection::

(http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/Black-Widow-Scarlett-Johansson-640x960.jpg)
Scarlett Johannson as the Black Widow

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2015, 01:19:15 PM

I bet the pet stores are getting standing orders for these spiders.

Title: Re: Spider That Gives Men Four-Hour Erections Found — in Supermarket Banana
Post by: RobJohnson on March 15, 2015, 01:37:51 AM

Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 14, 2015, 01:19:15 PM

I bet the pet stores are getting standing orders for these spiders.

 :lol: