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Title: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 08:45:57 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018736376

Oh my.

Of course, it's over now; this had been posted early this morning.

One wonders how she fared.

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Bertha Venation (21,185 posts) Thu Mar 12, 2015, 07:39 AM

INTERVIEW TODAY - can you help with an answer?

I've never known how to answer the question "what is your greatest weakness?"

I've always had an answer but they've always seemed lame. "Too organized" (not possible), "patient to a fault" (not possible), etc.

I don't wish for you to answer the question for me as you don't know me, but any advice you can offer to direct me would be welcome.

Thanks so much.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: Carl on March 12, 2015, 10:08:25 PM: About the moment she demanded half the profits just for showing up they said thank you and we will call you.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2015, 10:13:08 PM: I though Big Bertha was sicker than Big Mo and the Big Guy combined.

The DUmp is loaded with sick Bigs.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 10:17:58 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2015, 10:13:08 PM
I though Big Bertha was sicker than Big Mo and the Big Guy combined.

The DUmp is loaded with sick Bigs.

No, it's her "wife" who's sick.

Big Bertha's as healthy as a horse.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: HawkHogan on March 12, 2015, 10:25:57 PM: Biggest weakness? Being a leach on society.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 10:29:34 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2015, 10:13:08 PM
I though Big Bertha was sicker than Big Mo and the Big Guy combined.

The DUmp is loaded with sick Bigs.

comment 2770:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2750
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 10:37:59 PM: Quote from: Carl on March 12, 2015, 10:08:25 PM
About the moment she demanded half the profits just for showing up they said thank you and we will call you.

I'm not sure about this "role playing" in gay "marriages," where one's the "husband" and the other's the "wife."

There was that time Big Bertha's "wife" got scared by a little itty-bitty mouse running around in the laundry room.

Which is, for a wife, one supposes, normal.

But then Big Bertha, the "husband," said she was scared of it too.

Now.....what kind of husband is that?
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2015, 10:39:41 PM: Quote from: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 10:17:58 PM
No, it's her "wife" who's sick.

Big Bertha's as healthy as a horse.

She looks like a fitness buff.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: Big Dog on March 12, 2015, 11:24:21 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 12, 2015, 10:39:41 PM
She looks like a fitness buffalo.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: obumazombie on March 12, 2015, 11:33:33 PM: Biggest weakness(es)...
Working hard at not working.
Working hard to do the least work.
Working only hard enough not to be fired.
Resenting that she is only paid enough to not quit.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: Big Dog on March 12, 2015, 11:36:35 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on March 12, 2015, 11:33:33 PM
Biggest weakness(es)...
Working hard at not working.
Working hard to do the least work.
Working only hard enough not to be fired.
Resenting that she is only paid enough to not quit.

I thought Bertha's biggest weakness was gluttony.
Title: Re: Big Bertha has a job interview today
Post by: Chris_ on March 13, 2015, 01:24:33 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on March 12, 2015, 11:36:35 PM
I thought Bertha's biggest weakness was gluttony.
It's the elastic on her waistband.