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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 09:21:17 AM

Title: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 09:21:17 AM
You know, it continues being an enigma, at least to me, why the primitives are so annoyed with us.

All we're doing is quoting them, citing their own words.

And given that nobody else pays attention to the primitives, one thinks they should be happy for his additional exposure--done at no cost and no obligation to them; done simply as a favor to them--on the internet.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: Rebel on March 12, 2015, 09:22:35 AM
D. Because they can't control us.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: Carl on March 12, 2015, 09:34:16 AM
We are proof that all that they are sure is infallible truth is in actuality wrong.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: Linda on March 12, 2015, 09:35:24 AM
Where is...Because the truth hurts?
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 09:37:25 AM
We are proof that all that they are sure is infallible truth is in actuality wrong.

It's very odd, how the primitives--and there are some--who never get star billing in the DUmpster are those primitives who don't say anything stupid.

So perhaps the primitives should use that as their guideline, if they're annoyed by the additional exposure the DUmpster graciously gives them--don't say anything stupid.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: Carl on March 12, 2015, 09:41:32 AM
It's very odd, how the primitives--and there are some--who never get star billing in the DUmpster are those primitives who don't say anything stupid.

So perhaps the primitives should use that as their guideline, if they're annoyed by the additional exposure the DUmpster graciously gives them--don't say anything stupid.

It would be easier for them to dedicate their lives to hard work then for them to stop saying stupid things.
As many have noted,moling the Island is simple because an intelligent person can deliberately say something stupid.
It is impossible for a stupid mutt to say something intelligent.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 12, 2015, 11:31:27 AM
None of those.  They don't fell embarrassment, shame, or regret for any of the pathologically vile and stupid things they say.  The truth just burns their ears and they react with rage, like any other beast does to painful stimulus, with all the vitriol and vicious hatred that borderline sentience adds to that.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 12, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
Why do roaches scatter when you turn on the light?

same thing with the DUmmies. Evil flees the light of truth. Without the knowledge that they are being watched, they would freely discuss their hopes and dreams they would be clearly considered evil in the eyes of others.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: dutch508 on March 12, 2015, 11:59:54 AM
D. Because they can't control us.

this.

also invalid poll for no JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!! option.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: tanstaafl on March 12, 2015, 12:28:10 PM
I chose "B", but would have rather voted the non-existent "D", All Of The Above. Plus, they're muy estupido.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 12, 2015, 12:37:35 PM
this.

also invalid poll for no JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!! option.

Dead-on.  No "JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!" ::) :whatever:



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Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: SVPete on March 12, 2015, 01:15:25 PM
We exist, we disagree with them, and we haven't been silenced. Pretty simple, really.
Title: Re: poll: why are the primitives so annoyed at us?
Post by: franksolich on March 12, 2015, 01:19:07 PM
We exist, we disagree with them, and we haven't been silenced. Pretty simple, really.

The primitives really need to work on this "tolerance," "respect for diversity," "being open-minded" thing.

And they've got a lot of work to do.