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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 11, 2015, 08:11:37 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/115751027
Oh my.
fizzgig (22,183 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 11:08 AM
what's for dinner - wednesday, march 11?
there's plenty of sandwich fixings, pasta salad, hummus and tabbouleh in the fridge, so ours likely won't involve us cooking.
it's our city's restaurant week and i'll try to talk the husband into taking me on a date, but there's a greater chance that he'll cut off his own hand than actually take me out.
it's a bit of a sad day for us. we're going to return fat cat to the earth later today and part of me feels like we should feast in her honor. we picked a spot where the summer sun will keep her warm and she will have good company in the back yard. i miss her terribly, but i am at peace.
Too bad about the cat. The cat was probably more loving than the husband.
littlewolf (2,640 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 12:10 PM
1. went to the local food truck. we have one only one.
special today is 2 nice catfish fillet, 6 shrimp on a bamboo rod lemon pepper green beans, and ribbon fries. 8.00
and there is enough to share. also bought 2 fish taco's so for 10.00 bucks we have dinner.
bif (16,403 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 03:27 PM
2. Homemade pesto pizza
Actually I cheat--I use Trader Joe's pizza dough.
Galileo126 (821 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 04:39 PM
3. Sausage and peppiz
and mushrooms and onions and marinara. Though usually I have it in a roll, I'll just add some rigatoni and serve it as a skillet.
greatauntoftriplets (148,252 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 05:25 PM
5. Yet more turkey, this time with a baked potato.
japple (5,096 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 06:06 PM
7. Sauteed turnip greens, boiled redskin potatoes, and squash sauteed with
onions. And some kind of salad using up wilted produce and dressed with balsamic vinagerette.
pinto (106,176 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2015, 06:19 PM
8. Sauteed asparagus and mushrooms on toast. Topped with a little shredded sharp cheddar.
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fizzgig
it's our city's restaurant week and i'll try to talk the husband into taking me on a date, but there's a greater chance that he'll cut off his own hand than actually take me out.
Fat, drunk, stoned, and stupid. Real date bait.
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we're going to return fat cat to the earth later today and part of me feels like we should feast in her honor.
So go to the nearest Chinese restaurant
Seriously,imagine having to live and deal with fizzy the freaks mood swings enhanced by booze and bud.
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Talking about a feast and a dead cat in the same sentence.
She's stoned.
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So go to the nearest Chinese restaurant
Seriously,imagine having to live and deal with fizzy the freaks mood swings enhanced by booze and bud.
A Kosher Chinese restaurant.
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i'll try to talk the husband into taking me on a date, but there's a greater chance that he'll cut off his own hand than actually take me out.
There are 2 kinds of DUmp husbands... Type A is exactly as described above, and Type B loves taking the wife out because he's living off her salary and the dole.
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There are 2 kinds of DUmp husbands... Type A is exactly as described above, and Type B loves taking the wife out because he's living off her salary and the dole.
Surely you've seen their self-posted wedding picture.
The guy's a squalid loser; nothing at all aesthetic about him.
I used to feel sorry for thunderthighs, as at the time she was rather good-looking, and I thought surely she could nab a better one.
But since then, what with her copious intake of gut bombs, mood-altering pharmaceuticals, beer, liquor, and bales of dope, well, she's bloated out to be just as bad as he is.
And by the way, your "Type B" is most appropriately represented by the "Erich Bloodaxe" primitive, a habitue of the cooking and baking forum, who even though he's a registered nurse with no obstructions to his practicing in that profession, prefers instead to laze around at home while his woman brings in the bacon.....and alas not much bacon at that.
The unfortunate woman thinks he loves her. Actually--and I know this because I'm a man myself--he shacks up with her only because she's an easy lay, willing to hop around in the sack any time he wants to.
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Fat, drunk, stoned, and stupid. Real date bait.
You'll just have to wait for someone nicer to take out! :wink:
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You'll just have to wait for someone nicer to take out! :wink:
I am very particular, with very high standards, and am very patient. I'll wait for the prime rib instead of settling for gristly old flank steak. :naughty:
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mmmmmmmmmmm.....prime rib indeed!
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mmmmmmmmmmm.....prime rib indeed!
:lmao: :naughty: :fuelfire: