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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 08, 2015, 03:37:04 PM
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wyldwolf (38,498 posts)
Female orgasm
The funniest Modern World I've seen in some time.
(http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2012-02-29colorlowres.jpg)
A lot of, "Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's so true!" follows.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026328979
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Satire and parody require an undercurrent of truth. That cartoon was just pathetic. The hooting and wiggle-waggling of armpits among the primitives was predictable, and just as pathetic.
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Misinformed, sexually repressed proglodytes.
I've done more with my little finger to advance the cause of women's orgasms than any of those pathetic weasels have done in their whole lives...
OK, actually it's my second and third finger, and my thumb, and occasionally the little finger.
Just sayin'. :fuelfire:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/stones_zpsekzt59pk.jpg)
:whistling:
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Libs are too rigid to be dexterous
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Libs are too rigid to be dexterous
Only their ideology is firm. Everything else about them is flaccid.
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Hmmm ... well ... I didn't realize DU-folks' understanding and knowledge of those they hate is that lacking. Or was this one of those giggling 12YO boys 'n' girls juvenile insults moments.
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Just because conservative women won't spread their legs for a bag of weed, it doesn't make them frigid.
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DUmbass males have no clue how to pleasure a lady because their entire being is about themselves.
Take note lurking idiots...I rather enjoy making a lady enjoy being with me. :hyper:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/stones_zpsekzt59pk.jpg)
:whistling:
H5!
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Never had one with a lib. Of course, never been with one either as I'm attracted to intelligent men
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Just because a conservative woman doesn't act like a slut and hooker in public doesn't mean she isn't a wildcat in the bedroom with the right conservative man.
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Just because a conservative woman doesn't act like a slut and hooker in public doesn't mean she isn't a wildcat in the bedroom with the right conservative man.
Doesn't have to be a bedroom. Could be, oh, I dunno -- the dining room table? The conference room table? The back of a 57 Chevy? Parked in a downtown parking garage with the lights on?
Not that I've EVER been in those scenarios, mind you. Nuh uh. Not me. :whistling: :evillaugh: :shucks:
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or the back seat of a '79 Civic. It helps to be limber. :naughty: :-)
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or the back seat of a '79 Civic. It helps to be limber. :naughty: :-)
6' 4" in the front seat of a '68 VW .....and it wasn't limber. :-)
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6' 4" in the front seat of a '68 VW .....and it wasn't limber. :-)
Watch out for that gear shift!! :panic: :-)
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Meanwhile the Dummies' version of women shave their heads and drink their dad's alcohol.
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Never had one with a lib. Of course, never been with one either as I'm attracted to intelligent men
So, a man must be a cunning linguist, able to conjugate all night long, to turn your head. No dangling participles for you!
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Know anybody?? :fuelfire: :naughty: :-)
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Know anybody?? :fuelfire: :naughty: :-)
As a matter of fact, I do.
Step right up, little lady, and see the talking Dog. You'll be amazed by his vocal agility, astonished that he is such a cunning linguist, and captivated by his Doggy style!
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As a matter of fact, I do.
Step right up, little lady, and see the talking Dog. You'll be amazed by his vocal agility, astonished that he is such a cunning linguist, and captivated by his Doggy style!
Cancel the air rescue, I'm staying! I like Dogs! :wink:
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Cancel the air rescue, I'm staying! I like Dogs! :wink:
:lmao: :naughty: :fuelfire:
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Cancel the air rescue, I'm staying! I like Dogs! :wink:
Better make sure he's got a small barrel under them jowls... :-)
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Proglodytes pretty sure conservative women are frigid, sexually dominated
I have to ask...with all sincerity...what do a bunch of social rejects whose only idea of "being with a woman" involves a blow up doll or a hooker know about women...especially conservative women...or whether they are frigid or not?
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I could be mistaken but I think the DUmmies definition of "frigid" could be a bit skewed.
(https://rightpunditry.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/rep-vs-dem.jpg)
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I could be mistaken but I think the DUmmies definition of "frigid" could be a bit skewed.
(https://rightpunditry.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/rep-vs-dem.jpg)
No pic of Helen Thomas?
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I could be mistaken but I think the DUmmies definition of "frigid" could be a bit skewed.
(https://rightpunditry.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/rep-vs-dem.jpg)
The DUmmie "or's" couldn't get a job in a Mexican donkey show....the donkey would refuse to work with them.
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The DUmmie "or's" couldn't get a job in a Mexican donkey show....the donkey would refuse to work with them.
I don't think Anne Coulter is remotely attractive either though... she's just not hideous like the Dems.
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Just because a conservative woman doesn't act like a slut and hooker in public doesn't mean she isn't a wildcat in the bedroom with the right conservative man.
Fortunately, I am that man.
:)
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Thank goodness no one put up any pictures of Janet "EL" Reno.
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Thank goodness no one put up any pictures of Janet "EL" Reño.
FIFY.
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To understand a true frigid women, one only has to peruse the women's lib boards at DU.
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I could be mistaken but I think the DUmmies definition of "frigid" could be a bit skewed.
(https://rightpunditry.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/rep-vs-dem.jpg)
I think the DUmmie definition of "women" is very skewed... :lol: