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Title: Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 06, 2015, 02:43:15 PM

 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

The story is only five paragraphs long over at the link, so I'm only going to put a couple of them here.

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Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine

Ohioan, 39, now faces misuse of 911, drug paraphernalia charges

MARCH 6--An Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine, according to cops who subsequently arrested him on drug and other charges.

Robert Collins, 39, dialed the police emergency line late Wednesday night to report the cocaine theft, according to an Alliance Police Department report that does not detail the wherabouts of Collins’s spouse or the cocaine.

He looks like a 'rocket surgeon' here:

(http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/robertcollins.jpg)

Dutch, don't you like idiots like this? :whistling:

Title: Re: Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 06, 2015, 03:20:53 PM

What's his DU name?

Title: Re: Man Calls 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine
Post by: J P Sousa on March 06, 2015, 04:38:48 PM

I'm sure he voted for Obama.