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Title: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: HawkHogan on March 06, 2015, 02:15:17 AM
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AwakeAtLast (10,494 posts)

Proud Mom Moment


When your 13 y/o daughter turns on a DVR of "The Daily Show" all by herself, then remarks on a story about Netanyahu's visit to the Congressional Chamber: "Netanyahu and the Chamber of Secrets!"

 

I don't get these very often, so indulge me a little bit, please.

Most parents are proud when their kids get straight A's or makes their basketball/football team. 
Not Dummies.
Awww... you have indoctrinated your little angel to become another mindless Democrat voter... who also hates the Jooooos.

If any of my nieces or nephews turned on the Daily Show, I would ask them which teacher suggested it. 

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Star Member annabanana (47,198 posts)
1. Sounds like you did

something right!


Yes.. taught her daughter to live off other's hard work.

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AwakeAtLast (10,494 posts)
2. Thanks!

She is developing her own opinions rather well, I am happy to say.

Is she?  She's watching the same mindless garbage her mother/father watch.  It's also the culturally "cool" thing to watch the Daily Show/Colbert Report.

Also, she's doomed, since her mom has a picture of a marijuana weed in her DummyLand profile.

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seabeyond (99,239 posts)
8. they are the best. whether just exploring thought, in tune or not with our own, to hear the children

interested in the world around them is always a warm glow moment.

yea your daughter. and yea you, that you open that world up for your daughter.

You old harpy... still raging against the machine.  Except liberals are now the machine...

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AwakeAtLast (10,494 posts)
13. Thank you!

I want to have great conversations with her when she is an adult.

I just didn't realize that would be so soon...

Hunny, here's how your exploit the government for housing, food stamps, disability, etc.

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seabeyond (99,239 posts)
14. i have always had profound and interesting conversation with the oldest. he excels at conversation.

now he is in university and interested in so many things, but is getting his degree in philosophy, so wow.... some of the conversations.

my youngest is very informed on world events and his conversations are more.... have you heard? and that is about it, lol. but it is good to hear, that he has heard.

kids were out of district with school, so i dropped off and picked up. a good 8 miles so it gave us continual talking time. we did a lot of conversing in the car, back and forth to school.

dinner was a must.... with conversation. and over the years, i ate slower and slower.... no one leaving the table until i was done. lol. we could sit there a good hour or more, talking.

talking lets us be connected. it is a fav of mine.

Wow... your son is getting a worthless degree.  You must be so proud. 

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AwakeAtLast (10,494 posts)
15. We make sure we eat dinner together, too.

And with the TV off! Makes such a difference.

You probably sit around watching MSNBC/Daily Show at the dinner table.

Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: Carl on March 06, 2015, 05:55:05 AM
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seabeyond (99,239 posts)
14. i have always had profound and interesting conversation with the oldest. he excels at conversation.

now he is in university and interested in so many things, but is getting his degree in philosophy, so wow.... some of the conversations.

my youngest is very informed on world events and his conversations are more.... have you heard? and that is about it, lol. but it is good to hear, that he has heard.

kids were out of district with school, so i dropped off and picked up. a good 8 miles so it gave us continual talking time. we did a lot of conversing in the car, back and forth to school.

dinner was a must.... with conversation. and over the years, i ate slower and slower.... no one leaving the table until i was done. lol. we could sit there a good hour or more, talking.

talking lets us be connected. it is a fav of mine.

What the illiterate stoner is saying is that they did not allow the kids to go to what was considered an inferior city school but instead chose one in the suburbs that was better.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 06, 2015, 08:20:31 AM
What the illiterate stoner is saying is that they did not allow the kids to go to what was considered an inferior city school but instead chose one in the suburbs that was better.
Can't have their kids going to school with those dark skin folks and po' white trash. Start that elite attitude early and they will have it all their life.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 06, 2015, 11:11:59 AM
Sign her up for the Komsomol, she has properly assimilated the indoctrination materials.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: obumazombie on March 06, 2015, 04:04:54 PM
No need of reeducation camps for her.


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Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on March 07, 2015, 06:19:43 PM

Most parents are proud when their kids get straight A's or makes their basketball/football team. 
Not Dummies.
Awww... you have indoctrinated your little angel to become another mindless Democrat voter... who also hates the Jooooos.

If any of my nieces or nephews turned on the Daily Show, I would ask them which teacher suggested it. 


Is she?  She's watching the same mindless garbage her mother/father watch.  It's also the culturally "cool" thing to watch the Daily Show/Colbert Report.

Also, she's doomed, since her mom has a picture of a marijuana weed in her DummyLand profile.


Are we really that surprised that a DUmmy's child has turned out this way so far?
I too would ask my child which teacher suggested it, then the next day call the school to officially register a complaint against that teacher.
Yeah, judging from the profile pic and just the fact that she's the spawn of a DUmmy, the daughter will probably have at least 5 arrests for possession by the time she turns 17.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on March 07, 2015, 10:15:48 PM
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Star Member annabanana (47,198 posts)
1. Sounds like you did

something right!

Right being, watching and believing a comedian lie about the news.

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but is getting his degree in philosophy

I'll take onion rings with that.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: Skul on March 07, 2015, 10:29:50 PM
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seabeyond (99,239 posts)
14. i have always had ....... :blah: :blah:
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dinner was a must.... with conversation. and over the years, i ate slower and slower.... no one leaving the table until i was done. lol. we could sit there a good hour or more, talking.

talking lets us be connected. it is a fav of mine.
What an insufferable hag, and then has to lol, about it.
I'm quite sure the other family members were equally loling.
Wastes a full hour of other people's time over nonsense.
Had a Conservative mentioned such behavior, the scrunt would be screaming "kidnapping, brainwashing, how DARE they!!11!".
I've always been taught to never strike a girl.
I think I'll take the John Wayne approach, and punch her face off.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 08, 2015, 12:23:55 PM
I'm ashamed to think of my misguided pride yesterday when my daughter texted me a picture of an 18 wheeler truck my 5 year old grandson made from Legos  without any help. 

I guess I should have been indoctrinating him with liberal nonsense rather than  teaching him about cool stuff like trucks and Legos. ..
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: Big Dog on March 08, 2015, 12:37:29 PM
I'm ashamed to think of my misguided pride yesterday when my daughter texted me a picture of an 18 wheeler truck my 5 year old grandson made from Legos  without any help. 

I guess I should have been indoctrinating him with liberal nonsense rather than  teaching him about cool stuff like trucks and Legos. ..

And eeeeevil polluting 18 wheelers.

A DUmmy would want the grandson to make a gay whale on disabilty out of Lincoln logs.
Title: Re: Dummy Mom is Proud Her Daughter Became a Liberal Lemming
Post by: Delmar on March 08, 2015, 12:50:52 PM
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Thu Mar 5, 2015, 06:27 PM
AwakeAtLast (10,497 posts)

Proud Mom Moment


When your 13 y/o daughter turns on a DVR of "The Daily Show" all by herself, then remarks on a story about Netanyahu's visit to the Congressional Chamber: "Netanyahu and the Chamber of Secrets!"

 

I don't get these very often, so indulge me a little bit, please.

Not every 13 year old can turn on such a complicated apparatus as a DVR all by themselves.  Indulge yourself AwakeAtLast, it sounds like you have raised quite a prodigy.