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Title: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
Post by: CC27 on March 02, 2015, 04:16:15 PM

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My Loyalist Voter Pledge


I, (Scootaloo) am a registered Democrat, and hereby pledge that I will deliver my vote unto the most Liberal / Progressive / Left candidate possible on the ballot for the Democratic Party Primary in 2016. I make this pledge on the grounds that my principles, views, and standards are centered around left-wing and liberal ideologies, and with the understanding that these precepts are the only ones that can lead our nation to greatness, prosperity, and justice.

Further, I pledge that in the 2016 General Election, I will cast my vote for President of the United States of America to the most liberal / progressive / left candidate on that ballot as well, for the same reasons as outlined above, regardless of the party affiliation of that candidate. I say this because I have learned that party is no sure indicator of principle or position; only actual principle and position are.

However, I hereby and forthwith make it known to all that it is my sincere hope that I will be casting a ballot for the same person in both the 2016 Democratic Party Primaries, and the 2016 General election. Failing that, then i hope for the same party. If I am unable to do so, owing to my above pledge to the most liberal candidate available, then I must make the assumption it is due to the efforts of other voters to prevent and block a sufficiently strong liberal / progressive / left candidate from representing the Democratic Party in the general election.

Signed,

Scootaloo

Sounds like a fifth grader wrote this.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026297135

Title: Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 04:20:35 PM

ScootingOnTheCarpet's 'pledge' includes a hope.

Just like a DUmmy, pledging to hope for change.

Title: Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 02, 2015, 04:26:46 PM

Shorter version: I will vote for the communist in the primary and whichever democrat(ic) wins the nomination for the general.

Title: Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
Post by: CC27 on March 02, 2015, 04:29:28 PM

Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on March 02, 2015, 04:26:46 PM

Shorter version: I will vote for the communist in the primary and whichever democrat(ic) wins the nomination for the general.

I will give my vote to the person who gives me the most free shit.

Title: Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 02, 2015, 06:24:29 PM

Quote from: CC27 on March 02, 2015, 04:29:28 PM

I will give my vote to the person who gives me the most free shit.

H5 for boiling it right down.

Title: Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
Post by: obumazombie on March 02, 2015, 06:46:08 PM

Scootaloo is not the Dummy's real name.
Therefore scoot is not bound by his pledge.