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Title: know who has chickens?
Post by: CC27 on March 02, 2015, 12:06:16 PM: Quote
SwampG8r (8,898 posts)

know who has chickens?

...
This dude right here.
2 barred rocks (alice and trixie)and 2 black rocks (Lucy and ethyl)
I bought a used coop and turned it into a 4 bedroom chicken mansion and after I was sure they were homed to it I opened the doors and my beautiful ladies now have the run of the back yard.
They spend the day taking dirt baths eating weeds and hunting bugs.
I got them at 8 weeks and we are around 20 weeks now.
Soon I will have fresh eggs and I have no shortage of people on my egg list.

Is this big mo's DUmmie cousin?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026299252
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 12:32:58 PM: You know what they say about the difference between kinky and perverse.

Kinky is when you use a feather during sex. Perverse is when you use the whole chicken.

This DUmmy is raising him some stump-broke hens.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2015, 12:48:30 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
You know what they say about the difference between kinky and perverse.

Kinky is when you use a feather during sex. Perverse is when you use the whole chicken.

This DUmmy is raising him some stump-broke hens.

Kinda sounds that way. It also sounds like he doesn't really have a clue about just how many eggs he can really expect from only four chickens.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 12:49:45 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2015, 12:48:30 PM
Kinda sounds that way. It also sounds like he doesn't really have a clue about just how many eggs he can really expect from only two chickens.

Just like a DUmmy.

I expect he'll choke those chickens when they don't put out for him the way he wants.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: obumazombie on March 02, 2015, 01:02:13 PM: Maybe SwampG8r could sell some of his chickens to Al Sharpton, if he fries them first then puts them in a bucket...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/03/01/check-out-who-just-called-al-sharpton-the-least-expensive-negro-and-added-just-give-him-50000-and-a-bucket-of-chicken-and-were-good/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/03/01/check-out-who-just-called-al-sharpton-the-least-expensive-negro-and-added-just-give-him-50000-and-a-bucket-of-chicken-and-were-good/)

So it's not just about race extortion, it's about how much you can extort, using race as a pretext.

edit: link
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: catsmtrods on March 02, 2015, 07:31:46 PM: Got 25 meats birds coming in the next few days. They will put out!
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2015, 08:00:32 PM: With 4 chickens he's going to corner the egg market.....just wait until he figures out they're all gay roosters.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: diesel driver on March 02, 2015, 08:51:30 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2015, 08:00:32 PM
With 4 chickens he's going to corner the egg market.....just wait until he figures out they're all gay roosters.

:rotf: :lol:

At 20 weeks, he's about to find out Alice, Trixie, Lucy, and Ethyl are really Al, Tommy, Larry and Earl. :rotf:
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: obumazombie on March 02, 2015, 08:56:38 PM: Quote from: diesel driver on March 02, 2015, 08:51:30 PM
:rotf: :lol:

At 20 weeks, he's about to find out Alice, Trixie, Lucy, and Ethyl are really Al, Tommy, Larry and Earl. :rotf:

To the moon Alice !
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 10:02:43 PM: Quote from: diesel driver on March 02, 2015, 08:51:30 PM
:rotf: :lol:

At 20 weeks, he's about to find out Alice, Trixie, Lucy, and Ethyl are really Al, Tommy, Larry and Earl. :rotf:

They keep sticking their little peckers in the wrong place.

(http://cdn.backyardchickens.com/d/de/de5b8d7f_25640_img_0079.jpeg)
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: Skul on March 03, 2015, 01:56:02 AM: Quote from: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 12:49:45 PM
Just like a DUmmy.

I expect he'll choke those chickens when they don't put out for him the way he wants.
Then cut them open to take them ALL.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: Big Dog on March 03, 2015, 09:11:28 AM: Quote from: Skul on March 03, 2015, 01:56:02 AM
Then cut them open to take them ALL.

:clap:
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: obumazombie on March 03, 2015, 03:48:17 PM: Quote from: Skul on March 03, 2015, 01:56:02 AM
Then cut them open to take them ALL.

All your eggs, they are Skul's !
Then Skul will give them to his flying squirrels !
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: diesel driver on March 04, 2015, 07:36:36 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on March 03, 2015, 03:48:17 PM
All your eggs, they are Skul's !
Then Skul will give them to his flying squirrels !

This DUmmie intends to corner the market for rooster eggs. :rotf:
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: obumazombie on March 04, 2015, 07:53:20 PM: Quote from: diesel driver on March 04, 2015, 07:36:36 PM
This DUmmie intends to corner the market for rooster eggs. :rotf:

Here's the rooster carrying the squirrel...

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-buzz-wide-27584-1425334086-8.jpg)

Here's the squirrel carrying the rooster egg.

(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2013/03/12505018-essay.jpg)
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: fatboy on March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM: Quote
Response to SwampG8r (Original post)

Mon Mar 2, 2015, 11:22 AM

Star Member Doctor_J (31,361 posts)

6. how do four chickens named alice, trixie, ethel, and lucy make eggs?

Don't Ricky and Ralph need to be home?

Question: Just exactly what kind of Doctor is this Jerk?
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: 67 Rover on March 05, 2015, 12:37:55 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on March 04, 2015, 07:53:20 PM
Here's the rooster carrying the squirrel...

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/enhanced-buzz-wide-27584-1425334086-8.jpg)

Here's the squirrel carrying the rooster egg.

(http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2013/03/12505018-essay.jpg)

That must be a European rooster.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: Skul on March 05, 2015, 05:50:06 PM: I just wet myself a little. :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: I_B_Perky on March 05, 2015, 08:02:40 PM: Quote from: fatboy on March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM
Question: Just exactly what kind of Doctor is this Jerk?

He is either a DJ or a failed to make the NBA b-ball star. :tongue:
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: diesel driver on March 05, 2015, 08:52:32 PM: Quote from: fatboy on March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM
Question: Just exactly what kind of Doctor is this Jerk?

Well, he sure ain't no vet.

He must hold a PhD in DUmbassery.
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 06, 2015, 07:13:15 AM: Quote from: fatboy on March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM
Question: Just exactly what kind of Doctor is this Jerk?

(http://images.clipartof.com/small/218550-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Witch-Doctor-Doing-A-Tribal-Dance.jpg)

Any questions?
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: catsmtrods on June 11, 2015, 06:17:30 PM: Wonder if the asshat is having eggs? I'm having split apple wood smoked chicken!
Title: Re: know who has chickens?
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 11, 2015, 07:57:54 PM: Quote
Here's the rooster carrying the squirrel...

That squirrel is a weasel, and that bird is soon to be his lunch.