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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on February 27, 2015, 09:43:03 PM
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GummyBearz (523 posts)
What if black people have actually been gold this whole time??
Mind = blown
Star Member Scootaloo (15,727 posts)
2. What a strange.... I...what?
Star Member FSogol (23,134 posts)
3. Step away from the bong....
... :o
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Black people have been gold...for people like Sharpton and Jackson.
To a lesser extent any elected democrat.
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What if democratic/socialists treated blacks like people, instead of votes.
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:hi5: They'd be just like 95% of those I served with.
The best.
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They would all have been melted down by the late 1840s. By Democrats.
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What if democratic/socialists treated blacks like people, instead of votes.
H-5!
[Imagine] What if people treated people like people instead of (insert color here) people. [/Imagine]
Seriously, tribalism isn't just a scourge in "primitive" cultures. It can be "my family/village" or "my" skin color; it can be "my" national origin; it can be "my" ideology.
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I decoded the DUmmyspeak:
GummyBearz (523 posts)
What if black people have actually been gold this whole time??
Mind = blown
The sticky hirsute homo primitive was sitting in front of the TV, stoned out of his gourd. The Beverly Hillbillies came on TV Time, and the sticky hirsute homo had a mind-blowing experience:
Black gold, Texas tea.
Except to him, it sounded like blaaack goooold.....
And there you have it. :p
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(http://bongarbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gold-Robots-Life-size1.jpg)
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If DUmmies knew as much about history as they claim to, they would know the slaves on the Southern plantations were very well cared for, unlike the way they were portrayed in "Roots".
Slaves were property, like livestock, and a slave owner would no more mistreat a slave than he would a horse or cow. Slaves cost a LOT of money back then. Contrary to popular belief, most slaves were actually LOYAL to their masters, many fighting along side their owners for the South, VOLUNTARILY.
So, in a sense, DUmbass GummyBearz is right, before the Civil War, black people WERE gold, because they had VALUE.
Today, to the dimratic party, outside of a voting block, not so much.
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If DUmmies knew as much about history as they claim to, they would know the slaves on the Southern plantations were very well cared for, unlike the way they were portrayed in "Roots".
Slaves were property, like livestock, and a slave owner would no more mistreat a slave than he would a horse or cow. Slaves cost a LOT of money back then. Contrary to popular belief, most slaves were actually LOYAL to their masters, many fighting along side their owners for the South, VOLUNTARILY.
So, in a sense, DUmbass GummyBearz is right, before the Civil War, black people WERE gold, because they had VALUE.
Today, to the dimratic party, outside of a voting block, not so much.
Gummy got his mind blown by a small bit of common knowledge.
Must have been a real narrow and even smaller mind.
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What if everybody just shut the hell up about that dress??
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What if everybody just shut the hell up about that dress??
This
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What if everybody just shut the hell up about that dress??