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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: the county on February 24, 2015, 03:39:26 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018729431
I remember this chunky little girl with no chin to speak of.
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 04:56 PM
Ava (16,159 posts)
Hiya old friends
Hey y'all! Long time no see. Not sure if you remember me, I've been a little busy (and all over the place) and haven't been around DU much lately. I'm at Duke now finishing up my masters degree (May please come quickly sweet baby jeezuz). My last film which some of you were kind enough to contribute towards did pretty snazzy on the festival circuit, and now I'm working to finish up another film and web series project.
That's where shameless self promotion comes in. The fundraiser for my Duke thesis project is up and live. I'm putting on an awesome two week exhibit here in Durham, North Carolina, hosted by the lovely Carrack Modern Art, and bringing up some of the talented ladies in my thesis film! We'll also be launching a web series in late April with even more awesome Alabama women artists, so every penny counts (and is tax deductible). The project spiel is below, along with a link to the indiegogo fundraiser. All funds raised will not only help complete the project, it'll also go towards putting on a two week exhibit in downtown Durham that'll be free and open to the public. Please consider making a (TAX DEDUCTIBLLLLLLLLE) contribution, and if you're in the NC triangle area I'll be posting event details soon. Hope to see some DUers there!
- Ava
http://igg.me/at/mothersanddaughter
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If Ava wants to make money, The Tucson Tart can tell her how to earn $5 in 5 minutes behind the Dumpster at the local plasma center.
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And reason number whatever of why I hate Dook.
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Watching an antique TV test pattern would probably be more entertaining and educational than he epic film.
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Good grief, she's pulling a Grayson.
The only thing missing is "courage", at the end of the bleg. :loser:
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She has $1,900 -- maybe I should do the same scam.
The steps look easy:
1) Fake academic credentials
2) Find a BABY to hold and get a photo (a'la Yosemte Sam)
3) Have said BABY paint something (a'la the elephants who paint)
4) Find a back story (easily done just grab a random DU beggar)
*POOF* Instant money!
No one ever went broke underestimating American stupidity...
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After following up her useless "film" degree from NYU with a useless "film" masters degree from DUke, her parents will probably have spent somewhere around $400K on her useless education.
A few thou more for this useless project shouldn't be a problem.
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Ava has some major explaining to do. I hope those lies haunt her. I know it will not. :mental:
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I wonder if she helped develop that awful Duke campaign with the athletes complaining about using "gay" as a synonym for not cool.
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After following up her useless "film" degree from NYU with a useless "film" masters degree from DUke, her parents will probably have spent somewhere around $400K on her useless education.
A few thou more for this useless project shouldn't be a problem.
And maybe, she'll find a full-time job, but it won't be in film...
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And maybe, she'll find a full-time job, but it won't be in film...
Well, not on the viewfinder side -- even ugly womyn can be oral on the money side...
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Well, not on the viewfinder side -- even ugly womyn can be oral on the money side...
She may use her artsy-fartsy film school degrees to make a life as the auteur of adipose erotica - sort of the Steven Spielberg of porky porn.
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Well, not on the viewfinder side -- even ugly womyn can be oral on the money side...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElfEoTZSzg[/youtube]
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Besides our eternal gratitude, we have several perks to thank you for your contributions. These perks range from a thank you message to an original painting by one of our artists to an Executive Producer credit in the film.
What would look better on the big screen for an Executive Producer credit?
Frank Solich
or
Conservative Cave
:lmao:
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And maybe, she'll find a full-time job, but it won't be in film...
Now, now Doc... she can be a "fluffer". The female Mickey Moore? Naw.
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The Lacrosse team may be looking for some new "dancers". :lmao:
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Watching an antique TV test pattern would probably be more entertaining and educational than he epic film.
On channel 2 a show about watching weeds grow.
The only other channel would be paint drying programming.