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Title: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: CC27 on February 20, 2015, 01:03:37 PM
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DetlefK (4,026 posts)

Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?


I mean, whether he was the Son of God or just a mortal cult-leader, he was damn important to his followers.

So, what happend to his earthly possessions? He surely had a spare coat, a spare belt, some spare sandals, a spare comb, a favorite walking-stick...

Jesus surely had a wallet. (Who PAID for the last supper?)



My question is: What happened to his stuff after his death? Why don't they show up as relics somewhere?

A wallet? Smartass.

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Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Carl on February 20, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Gina on February 20, 2015, 01:07:51 PM
If Jesus had anything spare he gave it to someone that didn't have it.  ::)  Next!
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: dutch508 on February 20, 2015, 01:41:13 PM
The Romans on the execution squad rolled dice for his effects. It's in the bible, DUmbasses.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 20, 2015, 01:45:42 PM
The Romans on the execution squad rolled dice for his effects. It's in the bible, DUmbasses.
Or at least if you saw the movie "The Robe" you would know the answer.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: thundley4 on February 20, 2015, 02:15:03 PM
I hope these DUmmies get answers to all their questions when they die.  Of course they'll have to ask Lucifer or one of his minions.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: wasp69 on February 20, 2015, 03:54:27 PM
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DetlefK (4,026 posts)

Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?


I mean, whether he was the Son of God or just a mortal cult-leader, he was damn important to his followers.

So, what happend to his earthly possessions? He surely had a spare coat, a spare belt, some spare sandals, a spare comb, a favorite walking-stick...

Jesus surely had a wallet. (Who PAID for the last supper?)

My question is: What happened to his stuff after his death? Why don't they show up as relics somewhere?

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Then the soldiers, when they had crucified Jesus, took His outer garments and made four parts, a part to every soldier and also the tunic; now the tunic was seamless, woven in one piece.  So they said to one another, "Let us not tear it, but cast lots for it, to decide whose it shall be"...
John 19:23-24

There's your answer, you punk ass mutt.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Big Dog on February 20, 2015, 04:06:40 PM
If the DUmmies had a sense of humor, they'd ask who got Jesus' car (John 12:49) when he died. See Acts 5:12 for the answer.

For our Jewish friends, what kind of motorcycle did Moses ride? See Exodus 32:18 to find out what he  didn't ride.



Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: obumazombie on February 20, 2015, 05:45:38 PM
If the DUmmies had a sense of humor, they'd ask who got Jesus' car (John 12:49) when he died. See Acts 5:12 for the answer.

For our Jewish friends, what kind of motorcycle did Moses ride? See Exodus 32:18 to find out what he  didn't ride.

Current day libs would make a perfect replacement for what Jesus did ride into town upon.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Big Dog on February 20, 2015, 06:15:24 PM
Current day libs would make a perfect replacement for what Jesus did ride into town upon.


Thinking of The Master Nemesis, could even Jesus ride a one-legged ass?
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: miskie on February 20, 2015, 06:55:50 PM
DUmmies like to trot this 'ole nugget out every now and then - the thread was supposed to suggest that Christ never existed. - But even other primitives helped derail it before it reached its destination.

Too bad, primitive.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: diesel driver on February 20, 2015, 07:17:30 PM
The answer is "WE ALL DID"!  Jesus was the "lamb", sacrificed for the sins of the world. 

"No man comes unto the Father but through Me."

Think about that, DUmbasses...

DUmmies like to trot this 'ole nugget out every now and then - the thread was supposed to suggest that Christ never existed. - But even other primitives helped derail it before it reached its destination.

Too bad, primitive.


Amazing thing is, 2,000 years after His death, He's still intimidating people.  :yahoo:

Not bad for a Man that never "existed".
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Skul on February 20, 2015, 07:33:27 PM
The answer is "WE ALL DID"!  Jesus was the "lamb", sacrificed for the sins of the world. 

"No man comes unto the Father but through Me."

Think about that, DUmbasses...
 

Amazing thing is, 2,000 years after His death, He's still intimidating people unbelievers. :yahoo:

Not bad for a Man that never "existed".
A little fix.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: diesel driver on February 20, 2015, 07:41:13 PM
A little fix.  :thumbs:

Nice fix, thanks!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: FlaGator on February 21, 2015, 11:37:22 AM
If the DUmmies had a sense of humor, they'd ask who got Jesus' car (John 12:49) when he died. See Acts 5:12 for the answer.

For our Jewish friends, what kind of motorcycle did Moses ride? See Exodus 32:18 to find out what he  didn't ride.

Jesus owned a Harley, that is why he walked everywhere.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 21, 2015, 01:02:17 PM
Jesus owned a Harley, that is why he walked everywhere.

That's definitely worth a H5!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: SVPete on February 21, 2015, 01:32:03 PM
DUmmies like to trot this 'ole nugget out every now and then - the thread was supposed to suggest that Christ never existed. - But even other primitives helped derail it before it reached its destination

Other than as a crossroads for some commerce and some strategic military value - due to the existence of the Parthian Empire - Judea, Samaria, and Galilee were relatively poor backwaters in the Roman Empire. And Jesus was a carpenter - a necessary but not uncommon skill set - and an itinerant preacher-teacher-philosopher. Jesus didn't have an enormous palatial estate; what He had was so insignificant that Pilate let the executioners divvy it up among themselves as they saw fit (rather than plundering it). There would have been hundreds of thousands of craftsmen and itinerants in the Roman Empire of His day and numerous wars have swept through that area and the Med generally, destroying cities, records, and peoples. Yet Jesus is the ONE still known 2000 years later.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Big Dog on February 21, 2015, 02:26:10 PM
Jesus owned a Harley, that is why he walked everywhere.

Post of the day candidate, right there!
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: MrsSmith on February 21, 2015, 03:18:46 PM
Other than as a crossroads for some commerce and some strategic military value - due to the existence of the Parthian Empire - Judea, Samaria, and Galilee were relatively poor backwaters in the Roman Empire. And Jesus was a carpenter - a necessary but not uncommon skill set - and an itinerant preacher-teacher-philosopher. Jesus didn't have an enormous palatial estate; what He had was so insignificant that Pilate let the executioners divvy it up among themselves as they saw fit (rather than plundering it). There would have been hundreds of thousands of craftsmen and itinerants in the Roman Empire of His day and numerous wars have swept through that area and the Med generally, destroying cities, records, and peoples. Yet Jesus is the ONE still known 2000 years later.
:clap:
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: HawkHogan on February 22, 2015, 01:23:35 AM
Whenever someone dies, Dummies only think about what they get.  No surprise they wonder about this.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Aristotelian on February 22, 2015, 10:48:47 AM
The Romans on the execution squad rolled dice for his effects. It's in the bible, DUmbasses.

Careful saying that round DUmmies: given that the soldiers were part of the government of the time, they'll probably start claiming it as biblical support for Death Taxes.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 23, 2015, 09:28:45 AM
Y'all busted the DUmmies bubble...he thought he had just bought Jesus's robe off e-bay.
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Big Dog on February 23, 2015, 12:20:15 PM
Y'all busted the DUmmies bubble...he thought he had just bought Jesus's robe off e-bay.

The DUmmy is bidding on Jesus' pocket watch, and bidding just broke $100!
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: obumazombie on February 23, 2015, 12:25:44 PM
The DUmmy is bidding on Jesus' pocket watch, and bidding just broke $100!
If Jesus the carpenter had fashioned a wrist sundial, that thing would be priceless !
Title: Re: Who got Jesus' stuff when he died?
Post by: Big Dog on February 23, 2015, 12:34:19 PM
If Jesus the carpenter had fashioned a wrist sundial, that thing would be priceless !

Fred Flintstone had one, made of stone.