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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: jctejas on February 19, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
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so you have beheaded the infidels and imposed cher rear a law.........? what do you want to do now? go to Disney land? no you want a job from the great satan to make your life complete without all the nasty beheadings....
I have decided to make a isis job posting board to bring them more inline with liberal love, socailisim and peace... all they need is jobs jobs is all they need I am so in tune with liberal nuances......
first posting .....
Wanted extremist who is not muslim (we know no extremist is a true muslim) but calls themselves Islamic to bake gay wedding cakes. Must have artistic touch and enjoy homosexual baking . Would be allowed to behead figurines on occasion to show allah's displeasure with the lifestyle. As we are a progressive company. We would pay minimum wage our company is based in American somoa and owned by a California congresswoman, so our minimum wage is 50 cents per hour. However there are end of the year incentives for employees who have not beheaded , car bombed or sold into slavery any other human for the fiscal year.
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More incompetent than Jen Psaki
Able to leap Candy Crowley in a single bound
Look, in the want ads
It's a bird keeper
It's a plane washer
It's...
(http://newsbusters7.s3.amazonaws.com/styles/front_list_image/s3/images/MarieHarf.jpg?itok=xQ2DzRc_)
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/geoffrey-dickens/2015/02/18/abc-cbs-nbc-skip-marie-harfs-lefty-jobs-isis-idea (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/geoffrey-dickens/2015/02/18/abc-cbs-nbc-skip-marie-harfs-lefty-jobs-isis-idea)
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http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/epic-dana-loesch-mocks-state-depts-jobsforisis-by-holding-a-jihadi-job-fair-video/
Watch the video. It is spot on.
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One time opportunity for suicide vest model....no experience necessary ...must be good with button pushing.