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Title: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: JakeStyle on February 14, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026224395#top

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Sat Feb 14, 2015, 10:11 AM

Star Member Omaha Steve (47,061 posts)

BREAKING... NBC News anchor Brian Williams is under the microscope yet again....

Last edited Sat Feb 14, 2015, 10:43 AM - Edit history (1)

Blog detectives are searching for confirmation of a quote attributed to news anchor Brian Williams. It started after a rumor Williams was overheard talking about a female soldier in Iraq he had heard about.

During a commercial break Williams was reportedly heard talking on the set about a safe rear area female with a helmet made entirely of hair. "She walks around in the sand with bread bags over her boots. She is going places someday. Maybe politics?"

The comment is believed to be about freshman US Senator Joni Ernst, R-Iowa. In the photo below she is asking the crowd "do you know why male pigs don't like these two hands?"  :rotf:

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Sat Feb 14, 2015, 10:21 AM

Laura PourMeADrink (17,010 posts)

2. Not sure I am catching the drift?

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Sat Feb 14, 2015, 10:30 AM

Star Member Omaha Steve (47,061 posts)

3. It was aimed at Joni

But I'm so full of cold meds (thrid day of it) and regular medication, I'm not sure yet the point came across as a jab at Joni or not.

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Sat Feb 14, 2015, 11:13 AM

Star Member d_r (4,200 posts)

4. yeah I don't understand it
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: Skul on February 14, 2015, 04:19:30 PM
The Omaha Sweathog, is a superb comedian.
Every time he posts, we laugh.   :rotf:
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: Big Dog on February 14, 2015, 05:59:34 PM
Here's a real screamer: there's a fat **** who lives just south of Omaha who wears his father's Combat Infantry Badge on a homemade Girl Scout uniform, has a pound of half-eaten mini-taco stowed in his neckbeard, and sweats sewage from a lifetime of ****ing off at the water treatment plant.
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 14, 2015, 07:51:50 PM
The Big Guy (who is dying) has never been much of a comedian.

Or anything else.
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: Carl on February 14, 2015, 08:06:04 PM
OS is a misogynist too.
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 14, 2015, 11:39:23 PM
The Omaha Sweathog, is a superb comedian.
Every time he posts, we laugh.   :rotf:

Yes, from the people who demand that they have a such a superior sense of humor.  Unfortunately, they can't differentiate between laughed with and laughed at.

But, they are superior.   ::)

Here's a real screamer: there's a fat **** who lives just south of Omaha who wears his father's Combat Infantry Badge on a homemade Girl Scout uniform, has a pound of half-eaten mini-taco stowed in his neckbeard, and sweats sewage from a lifetime of ****ing off at the water treatment plant.

No question. A superior being.
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: Airwolf on February 15, 2015, 01:37:35 AM
Yeah nothing like a cracking jokes at a women's expense there Steve.
Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: obumazombie on February 15, 2015, 12:32:43 PM
OS should limit his humor to the unintentional and inadvertent.
That's where he shines.


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Title: Re: OS fails at comedy, blames meds
Post by: diesel driver on February 15, 2015, 12:43:54 PM
I guess since she publicly admitting to castrating hogs and threatening to do the same with government pork, the DUmmies have started squealing like "cut" pigs.  I see no problem with her. 

The fact she keeps the DUmmies's panties in a constant bunch is a bonus!   :lol:

Only the female DUmmies would have reason to fear her, since the males already have no testicles.   :rotf: