The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: JakeStyle on February 14, 2015, 12:38:34 PM

Title: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: JakeStyle on February 14, 2015, 12:38:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026224743

I guess this is about the cat again?

Quote
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 11:37 AM

Star Member diabeticman (2,448 posts)

We lost. 6 t0 1 and my wife tried to hurt herself

she has no hospitalization. her next session isn't until the end of the month

Quote
Response to diabeticman (Original post)

Sat Feb 14, 2015, 11:38 AM

Rhinodawg (2,057 posts)

2. Obviously I'm late to the conversation. Any link ?
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: Carl on February 14, 2015, 12:48:24 PM
Who allowed her access to a deadly weapon?  :(
(http://mobilmurah.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3f96_istockphoto_8323478-sewing-needle-isolated-on-white-background.jpg)
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: Mary Ann on February 14, 2015, 01:20:00 PM
Quote
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 11:37 AM

Star Member diabeticman (2,448 posts)

We lost. 6 t0 1 and my wife tried to hurt herself

she has no hospitalization. her next session isn't until the end of the month

How can this be???? Did Selfie-King solve these problems??
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 14, 2015, 01:53:20 PM
Quote
my wife tried to hurt herself

If she manages to puncture herself she'll go flying wildly around the room, arms and legs waving like pennants, until she hits a wall and falls, deflated, onto the floor.

Then she'll need a patch job and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. (If her fill valve is in her mouth.)
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 15, 2015, 07:40:16 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 14, 2015, 01:53:20 PM
If she manages to puncture herself she'll go flying wildly around the room, arms and legs waving like pennants, until she hits a wall and falls, deflated, onto the floor.

Then she'll need a patch job and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. (If her fill valve is in her mouth.)

He mistakenly topped her off with hydrogen. With her newfound weight loss, she floated up into a ceiling fan.  This inevitably caused a massive explosion not unlike the hindenburg, singeing the hair of everyone at the condo board meeting.  This is why he and his inflatable bride lost.
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: Big Dog on February 15, 2015, 10:42:29 AM
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on February 15, 2015, 07:40:16 AM
He mistakenly topped her off with hydrogen. With her newfound weight loss, she floated up into a ceiling fan.  This inevitably caused a massive explosion not unlike the hindenburg, singeing the hair of everyone at the condo board meeting.  This is why he and his inflatable bride lost.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

(http://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3011/2640789668_48a2a84ddf.jpg)
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: fatboy on February 15, 2015, 02:20:31 PM
A little hospitol lingo to make a point:
Quote
Response to diabeticman (Original post)

Sat Feb 14, 2015, 01:34 PM

 riderinthestorm (17,278 posts)

19. Get her to the hospital STAT!

Then you need to do some serious evaluation of your situation and moving.

Do you want to stay in a place you "love" that's killing your wife? Really?

She needs O2 STAT!
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 15, 2015, 02:42:53 PM
Maybe he needs to give her an "injection" of Fix-A-Flat.
Title: Re: More woe for diabeticman
Post by: Skul on February 15, 2015, 06:00:09 PM
The sugar-free DUmmie has a new post up.  I haven't yet figured out how to copy/paste, on ths pad thing.
Basically, he thanked everyone for the patching instructions, and said she was going to "demand another vote" and plans to hiss at the "two hags downstairs".
I'm sure both actions will be warmly welcomed and cause the vote to be overturned.