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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Delmar on February 14, 2015, 10:49:53 AM
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He took a night off from being Mitt Romney's worst nightmare to engage in the guilty pleasure of watching the new 50 Shades of Grey movie.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12701499
Fri Feb 13, 2015, 02:54 PM
laserhaas (2,235 posts)
50 Shades of Grey: At the End I Yelled NO Fln WAY!
Is it a twist on "Pretty Woman"? - Or can it be Brad Pitt gone wild (after all - he has to be - in order to satisfy Jolie). Nope, it's 50 Shades of Grey; and (believe it or not) - this old (not quite gay) male went of his own volition. Not only was the theater PACKED the night before the actual scheduled (full) release of the hot new feature film. I believe 50 Shades of - was in 7 different theaters at this one place.
While my friend (really old geezer) wasn't too thrilled about going to see a chick flick, the fact of the matter is that - both he and I - were very happy we went (now comes the male bashing by males). I'm not going to spoil it for you, as others will most likely rush, brag and nag to do. All I'm going to say, is that even stingy I - will pay to see it - AGAIN. There is one thing I ask you to do, in honor of what I did (if you dare); because, when the film was finishing and came to its very end... I yelled out (to applause, laughter and no fame)
No F%$^&%n WAY!
The only thing that may stop this from being a billion dollar baby, is how hard (careful now) the teenage girls (and - trust me - boys too) will try to get in, but be prevented. As it is, quite literally soft (but - ooooohhhh sooooo delectable) - soft porn.
An intriguing story that will kept you glued, speculative and wanting too......be 50 shades of frugged up (he said it - not I). You are going to want to see Shades 2 (trust me - there's NO choice in the matter).
It's well written, well acted and - well, I wonder - if Don Johnson can go watch his daughter (what'd ya think)!
Only regret I have, is that there is HUGE (punny) profits to be made in being a Hustler Van of commodities parked outside. The leading male (very leading), pocketed her panties. Does Hustler sell red? ( : ) )? Will women want new lace? Will many not wait to go home. Don't know about me and my buddy; but whence those who leave the show, their own shall likely begin.
Perhaps a huge supply of Duracell's for sale - too!
I'm just sayin...........
UPDATE
For the prudes sending me regular emails and such - that I'm a misogynist - I'd say you need to get a life.
Just for your information, after getting lambasted by a few of the naysay's (I can't escape them - even when I ain't talking RMoney issues), as I remarked upon above (that this won't set Titanic records because of the AGE blockings) - the fact of the matter is
the film is already setting box office (beyond projection - HOPES) records.
As of a few moments ago, the film has grossed more than $25 million outside the U.S. and $8.5 million here - just for a nightfall!
‘Fifty Shades’ Cumes $28.6M Overseas In Two Days; Whips Opening Records
http://deadline.com/2015/02/fifty-shades-of-grey-international-box-office-first-day-1201372179/
Explore your sexuality - OR DON"T - no skin off from my back.
I'm all alone - By Choice.......
But damn sure wish it didn't need to be that way
Mostly incoherent gibberish, he must have been sexually aroused by the movie and not thinking straight.
But he can focus like a laser when it's a legal issue at stake:
Response to yallerdawg (Reply #7)Fri Feb 13, 2015, 10:19 PM
laserhaas (2,235 posts)
8. wild video
I agree..all relationships have "conditions"
(In my case...the girl who wanted to marry me and use me as a kitchen slave...wanted a Pre-Nup to protect her welfare checks)
Who did she think she was messing with? There is no way a brilliant legal mind like laserhaas was going to fall for that. He probably broke up with her and then sued her for her piddly welfare checks just to show her what a big mistake she made when she tried to play him for a dope.
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I haven't come upon a word salad more tossed than that one since cousin nadin left the Underground.
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Why am I not suprised that a movie being panned as absolute shit by most professional movie critics is called wonderfully written and acted by lazerbrain.
Not quite gay... HA!
He's a spitter.
:fuelfire:
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I would be convinced LazyAss is a mole if I hadn't seen a ton of data proving this moron actually exists.
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I left my imbecilic gibberish to English translator home so if some one could help here.
Is he saying that he was making fun a movie that in many ways glorifys subjugating women,casts them as emotional basket case twits and DUmbasses were saying doing that was misogynist?
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Laserhaas must have thought it was "50 Shades of Almost Gay".
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Laserhaas must have thought it was "50 Shades of Almost Gay".
It's close to the actual title . . . :whistling:
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Why am I not suprised that a movie being panned as absolute shit by most professional movie critics is called wonderfully written and acted by lazerbrain.
I'm just not into that stuff personally, but my wife edits books professionally and she tells me the book itself is actually quite poorly written, it's popularity being due entirely to its mysterious title and being chick porn.
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Define irony.....someone who spends every waking moment tilting at the Romney windmill telling other people to get a life.