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Title: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 12, 2015, 10:21:34 PM
Slow Joe, in Iowa today, was caught pandering to the democrat party's homo base:

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It may not get more awkward than this.

In one of Joe Biden's latest goofs, the vice president gave a public shout out to his "old butt buddy.”

"Neil Smith, an old butt buddy, are you here Neil?" Biden said before a scan of his audience led to roaring applause.

The jaw-dropping bungle was made while speaking in Des Moines, Iowa, on Thursday — and came with no correction or acknowledgement of a slip of the tongue.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/joe-biden-shout-old-butt-buddy-article-1.2113356
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Big Dog on February 12, 2015, 10:40:30 PM
'Butt buddy' and 'slip of the tongue' in the same article.

They just got Lena Dunham's undivided attention.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Delmar on February 12, 2015, 11:33:46 PM
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Thu Feb 12, 2015, 08:33 PM
Star Member n2doc (36,011 posts)

Biden Gives Heartfelt Hello to ‘Old Butt Buddy’ During Speech


During a speech in Iowa, Vice-President Joe Biden gave a shout-out to a dear old friend, or, as he put it, a "butt buddy."

"Neal Smith, an old butt buddy," Biden said. "Are you here, Neal? Neal, I miss you, man. I miss you."


http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/02/joe-biden-butt-buddy.html
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/110310133

No replies.  No DU recs.

It's almost like even the primitives are ashamed of this stupid buffoon.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Big Dog on February 12, 2015, 11:37:51 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/110310133

No replies.  No DU recs.

It's almost like even the primitives are ashamed of this stupid buffoon.

Even the militant homos? I thought they'd be flying the freak flag high.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: diesel driver on February 13, 2015, 04:20:23 AM
Considering Slo Joe is a butthead, with shit for brains...   :whistling:
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: thundley4 on February 13, 2015, 08:26:23 AM
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liberal N proud (48,403 posts)  Fri Feb 13, 2015, 06:39 AM

1. That had to be akward

Just the one reply so far.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: SVPete on February 13, 2015, 09:11:08 AM
Just hate it when my tang gets tongueled up!
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Big Dog on February 13, 2015, 11:27:36 AM
Just hate it when my tang gets tongueled up!

Those are nine words you'll never hear Rosie O'Donut say.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: obumazombie on February 13, 2015, 02:34:28 PM
Those are nine words you'll never hear Rosie O'Donut say.
Heh.
Oh and a "heh" to SVPete for a perfect setup.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 13, 2015, 04:18:36 PM
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"Neil Smith, an old butt buddy, are you here Neil?" Biden said

That explains why slo joe walks funny.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Revolution on February 13, 2015, 05:44:35 PM
What would we do without Joe?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 13, 2015, 09:12:55 PM
It could be worse.

After the 2016 democrat convention, he may claim the Hildebeast is his butt buddy.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Revolution on February 18, 2015, 05:16:51 AM
It could be worse.

After the 2016 democrat convention, he may claim the Hildebeast is his butt buddy.

I hear she'll be strapped.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 18, 2015, 08:42:41 AM
I hear she'll be strapped.  :fuelfire:
She said she was strapped for cash when she let the white house....she's been working it hard since then.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Big Dog on February 18, 2015, 09:06:13 AM
She said she was strapped for cash when she let the white house....she's been working it hard since then.

"Strapped for cash" = bull dyke hooker.

I guess the ol' Hildabeast was telling the truth.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Gina on February 18, 2015, 05:22:08 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10488020_10153065196835520_1364904542875883170_n.jpg?oh=5dfdde479f82332026663b9d2f4373ac&oe=555355AD&__gda__=1430852027_6c8fce038d37a7a9ec4938307d73041a)
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Chris_ on February 18, 2015, 05:24:27 PM
What the ****?  Why does he have a gun in that old woman's mouth?
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Eupher on February 18, 2015, 05:42:39 PM
What the ****?  Why does he have a gun in that old woman's mouth?

Because he's an idiot?
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: diesel driver on February 18, 2015, 07:22:47 PM
Because he's an idiot?

He's more like the creepy uncle that (should be) kept in the basement.

If Slo Joe was molesting my wife the way he is those "women" in the pictures, I'd hit him hard enough to knock his hair plugs loose!!!!   :hammer:
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 18, 2015, 08:22:16 PM
I think the democrats are ready for a second helping of Joe-mentum.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Skul on February 18, 2015, 09:21:16 PM
Slo-Joe, Barack's unintended life insurance policy.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: ChuckJ on February 18, 2015, 09:22:57 PM
What the ****?  Why does he have a gun in that old woman's mouth?

That was the same exact thing, word for word, that I said when I saw it.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Delmar on February 18, 2015, 10:25:08 PM
I would ask all the lurking primitives who believed the lies David Axelrod's neighbor lady told about Hermain Cain to take a look at the photo collage of creepy Joe that Gina posted above, then kiss my ass.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Eupher on February 19, 2015, 08:23:21 AM
I would ask all the lurking primitives who believed the lies David Axelrod's neighbor lady told about Hermain Cain to take a look at the photo collage of creepy Joe that Gina posted above, then kiss my ass.

Axelrod has made a career out of digging in dirt, and then destroying people.

I do believe in Karma. That ****stick is going to wind up a lot worse off than Herman Cain.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Gina on February 19, 2015, 08:35:01 AM
I don't know what the gun is about but look at the one with his hand on the knee of the state trooper  :rotf:
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: obumazombie on February 19, 2015, 10:36:28 AM
It would be awesome if Biden unseated Hitlery for the democrat nomination.
Watching her lose again to someone even less suited to the office would be precious.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Reality vs DU on February 19, 2015, 02:27:35 PM
I did some searching and the gun in the mouth photo doesn't appear to be real.  I couldn't find anything on it.  I think all the rest in Gina's montage are authentic.

Here's a hilarious and creepy video of Joe touching a bunch of different people, half of them kids:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzMjFDfobiQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: thundley4 on February 19, 2015, 03:01:46 PM
I did some searching and the gun in the mouth photo doesn't appear to be real.  I couldn't find anything on it.  I think all the rest in Gina's montage are authentic.

Here's a hilarious and creepy video of Joe touching a bunch of different people, half of them kids:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzMjFDfobiQ[/youtube]

I couldn't find anything either, but it is a pretty good photoshop.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: lastparker on February 19, 2015, 04:23:52 PM
Still only one DUmmy reply.

Riddle me this, military members:  This subject was being discussed on my local radio station, and a caller noted that long ago in the military, the term "butt buddy" was common and used to describe the guys you hung out with while smoking. Have any of you heard of this?

Of course, the modern day implications are much funnier.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: thundley4 on February 19, 2015, 04:59:04 PM
Still only one DUmmy reply.

Riddle me this, military members:  This subject was being discussed on my local radio station, and a caller noted that long ago in the military, the term "butt buddy" was common and used to describe the guys you hung out with while smoking. Have any of you heard of this?

Of course, the modern day implications are much funnier.

I had a butt buddy at work for a few years. She would come out of the office and ask if I had time to go outside for a cigarette.  At that time she had limited times for a break, but I was pretty much free to go out any time.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Big Dog on February 19, 2015, 05:28:25 PM
Still only one DUmmy reply.

Riddle me this, military members:  This subject was being discussed on my local radio station, and a caller noted that long ago in the military, the term "butt buddy" was common and used to describe the guys you hung out with while smoking. Have any of you heard of this?

Of course, the modern day implications are much funnier.

I never heard that before.

If it was, it was probably a Navy thing. You know what they say about the submarine service- 140 men go out, and 70 couples come back.

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

This is just the post that vesta would have run wild with, off into vestaland.

I miss that old gal.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 20, 2015, 06:52:40 AM
I never heard that before.

If it was, it was probably a Navy thing. You know what they say about the submarine service- 140 men go out, and 70 couples come back.

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

This is just the post that vesta would have run wild with, off into vestaland.

I miss that old gal.

Yep--and we would have been scratching our heads the very first time we read the post she left, saying, "Whaaaa . . . ?"  Then we (who were in the military, but weren't in the 'Silent Service') would have agreed with the sentiment . . .

I miss her, too.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: dixierose on February 20, 2015, 12:06:42 PM
What happened to her? Did I miss something?
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: thundley4 on February 20, 2015, 02:06:29 PM
What happened to her? Did I miss something?

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100617.0
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: obumazombie on February 20, 2015, 02:45:38 PM
I never heard that before.

If it was, it was probably a Navy thing. You know what they say about the submarine service- 140 men go out, and 70 couples come back.

 :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

This is just the post that vesta would have run wild with, off into vestaland.

I miss that old gal.

A Navy thing eh ?
I always heard it was a Coast Guard thing.
I miss CG and wish he was here, but for that last comment I'm glad he's not.
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: dixierose on February 20, 2015, 03:05:57 PM
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100617.0

Thank you for the link. Gina sent me a PM as well. I don't visit that forum often, so I missed this. :(
Title: Re: Slow Joe Biden Has A Butt Buddy
Post by: Big Dog on February 20, 2015, 03:13:22 PM
A Navy thing eh ?
I always heard it was a Coast Guard thing.
I miss CG and wish he was here, but for that last comment I'm glad he's not.

I used to have a friend who was a puddle pirate. We'd tease each other about our respective branches. As you can imagine, CG taunts about the Army were pretty weak stuff.