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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 12, 2015, 02:59:50 PM

Title: a second open letter to William Rivers Pitt
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2015, 02:59:50 PM
Hey Bill.

We have to have another talk.

Lay down on the couch again, Bill.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/misc/pt_zps51my0xj3.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/misc/pt_zps51my0xj3.jpg.html)

But first, oh my, and shame on you.

Bill, you’re somewhat too young to be bloating like that; it’s not good for the cardio-vascular system, becoming bell-shaped.

And it’s probably a turn-off for the wife, when you’re flop--er, hopping around in the sack with her

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Anyway.

Bill, you’ve got to learn it’s okay to make mistakes…..provided after one’s been shown to be wrong, one mans up to it.

You’re still trying to cover your ass on this TurboTax premature ejacu--er, “scoop” you gave the other day.

I can assure you it’s going to get worse, Bill, if you keep doing that.  I suspect at this very moment even your co-workers at TruthOut are giggling and gaggling behind your back.

Your problem, Bill, is that you expect yourself to be perfect.

Ain’t no way that’s gonna happen, Bill.

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You’re just like everybody else, Bill; you ingest, you digest, you divest; you piss, you perspire, you flatulate, you spit, you belch, you snore, you grunt, you groan, you have a repellent body odor close-up.

You’re just human like the rest of us, Bill; you’re not perfect.

And others, including your fellow primitives, would like you better, respect you more, Bill, if you’d admit it.

It doesn’t hurt to say “Ooops, I was wrong,” Bill.

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You’re listening to the champion of the jumpers-to-conclusions; I’ve been wrong so many times that others insist I’ve turned the faux pas into a delicate ballet step.

But those same others still like franksolich, still respect franksolich, because it’s easier than strawberries-and-cream for me to say, “Oooops, I was wrong.”

After which we all forget all about it.

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But you, Bill, once you’ve been shown to be wrong, you desperately scramble and wiggle around, vainly trying to show that no, you were right.

Give it up, Bill; your credibility’s already in the cellar.
Title: Re: a second open letter to William Rivers Pitt
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 12, 2015, 03:13:24 PM
I would have just left it at about five of these:

 :nelson:
Title: Re: a second open letter to William Rivers Pitt
Post by: Skul on February 12, 2015, 04:24:26 PM
Not a peep out of Willburrrr, for page after page in GD.
Is a GCW, post in the making?
Do frogs have boobs?
Question is...where will the drunkard make his return debute?

More than likely, the pathetic pipsqueak Pittstain is curled in a ball and licking himself.
Mommy Raven is pleased that the surviving afterbirth, inherited that ability from her. :shucks: :shucks:




Fervently hoping the licker read the above.
Title: Re: a second open letter to William Rivers Pitt
Post by: Big Dog on February 12, 2015, 04:36:44 PM
More than likely, the pathetic pipsqueak Pittstain is curled in a ball and licking himself.

The parts he can reach, anyway.