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Title: primitives discuss honey
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2015, 09:30:37 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115750099

Oh my.

We haven't had a cooking and baking thread for a while--although that doesn't mean franksolich isn't keeping an eye daily on their criminality and sedition.

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blackcrow (156 posts)   Sat Jan 31, 2015, 12:26 PM

honey

I like honey a lot, but I hardly ever use it on anything, because it's such a pain to get it out of a container.

Is there something about this that everyone else knows that I'm missing?

I keep it in the fridge, so I have to nuke it carefully, then wrestle the top off and pour it carefully. Then back on with the top, and wash the honey off my hands. So it sits in the fridge unused forever.

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Kali (40,443 posts)   Sat Jan 31, 2015, 12:41 PM

1. no need to keep in fridge

put in a squeeze bottle.

if it crystallizes set in a pan of hot water

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cbayer (141,252 posts)   Sat Jan 31, 2015, 01:42 PM

4. Agree. No need to refrigerate at all.

If it crystalizes, I generally try to use it in baking or something else where a solid will do.

Squeeze bottle also very helpful.

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kentauros (26,056 posts)   Sat Jan 31, 2015, 12:44 PM

2. Save a squirt bottle from something else.

I have both one of those "honey bear" squirt bottles, and one that used to hold agave syrup. Just pour in until filled.

I wouldn't keep honey in the fridge unless you just don't use it often at all. Sure, it'll crystallize, but only at the bottom and that can be reconstituted with a little added water and the microwave. And, as I just discovered, it crystallizes faster in the fridge than on the shelf at room temperature.

You could also get a condiment squirt bottle, like those used in restaurants. If you have a restaurant supply in your town, go there and buy a few. They're also great for decorating dessert plates (with pureed fruit sauce, also called a "coulis".) Or just use them for condiments

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Callmecrazy (2,326 posts)   Sat Jan 31, 2015, 01:03 PM

3. Honey never spoils...

Edible honey has been found in Egyptian tombs.

No need to refrigerate it.

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japple (5,066 posts)   Sat Jan 31, 2015, 05:03 PM

5. I read somewhere that microwaving kills the useful enzymes in the honey. Don't

know where I saw it.

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SheilaT (17,011 posts)   Thu Feb 12, 2015, 01:18 AM

11. I microwave honey that's

gotten so thick it's hard to squeeze out of the bottle.

And any enzymes or vitamins or whatever that are supposedly lost to microwaving, are so minuscule as to not matter at all. Really.
Title: Re: primitives discuss honey
Post by: Carl on February 12, 2015, 09:48:47 AM
God these idiots are useless and helpless.
Title: Re: primitives discuss honey
Post by: SVPete on February 12, 2015, 09:54:37 AM
Geez are they stuck in the '70s or what?! Haven't they realized that a major component in honey is .......... the EEEEEE-Vile fructose?!
Title: Re: primitives discuss honey
Post by: Big Dog on February 12, 2015, 10:11:58 AM
Bee vomit.

Sweet, delectable bee vomit.

Mmmmmm-mmmmm.
Title: Re: primitives discuss honey
Post by: obumazombie on February 12, 2015, 10:42:34 AM
I eat me peas with honey
I done so all me life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife

I wouldn't be surprised if the original author was a lib.