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Title: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: franksolich on February 11, 2015, 03:13:43 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026211762

Oh my.

And Bill's nowhere to be seen.....

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snooper2 (22,850 posts)   Wed Feb 11, 2015, 01:10 PM

So what happened with the hugh TURBO TAX WAS HACKED kerfuffle?

Oh yeah, they weren't LOL

damn sources

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/taxes/wave-fake-federal-state-tax-returns-filed-experts-say-n302781

"Instead of using stolen Social Security numbers to create their fraudulent returns, they buy compromised credentials to gain access to past returns stored on tax preparation software. Using information from a real return to create a false one improves the odds that it will evade detection.

Security expert Brian Krebs told NBC News that he's found login credentials for TurboTax, H&R Block and similar services being sold on the dark web for just pennies each.

"Typically, the usernames and passwords for consumer accounts at these services are obtained via password-stealing malware that infects end-user PCs," Krebs writes on his blog."

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randome (23,634 posts)   Wed Feb 11, 2015, 01:16 PM

1. The fizzle heard round the world!

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Star Member SidDithers (35,215 posts)   Wed Feb 11, 2015, 01:18 PM

4. Another scoop that wasn't...

Derp.

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Cali_Democrat (23,116 posts)   Wed Feb 11, 2015, 01:50 PM

8. Creating a panic over something that never happened requires an apology.

A lot of people use turbotax.

I don't expect any kind of apology though.

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cwydro (15,622 posts)   Wed Feb 11, 2015, 02:02 PM

9. Boom

goes the dynamite!
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: Carl on February 11, 2015, 03:38:28 PM
William Rivers Pitt,drunken idiot is your star DUmbasses!
His name is synonymous with democraticunderground.com.
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: Gina on February 11, 2015, 03:40:55 PM
that thread needs some music

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pPnymkCZItc/SwMvFNORyYI/AAAAAAAAAUM/nRrhaNepl7k/s1600/canA.jpg)
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: obumazombie on February 11, 2015, 03:43:45 PM
I'm glad I'm not one of those who is holding their breath waiting for WaRPed to apologize.
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: CC27 on February 11, 2015, 03:45:00 PM
Pitt is drunk somewhere on a playground.
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2015, 03:48:42 PM
Pitt is drunk somewhere on a playground.

He's not that drunk--he's in a daycare somewhere.

Too damned cold to be outside.
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: Big Dog on February 11, 2015, 03:52:15 PM
Pitt is drunk somewhere on a playground.

I can almost see him, sitting on a park bench with urine-soaked trousers, muttering to himself. 'Whiskey in the jar-o, whiskey in the jar-o', over and over.

But with 2 feet of snow on the ground and a high of 22 degrees, he won't be muttering for long.
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: CC27 on February 11, 2015, 04:08:43 PM
He's not that drunk--he's in a daycare somewhere.

Too damned cold to be outside.

Daycare meaning county jail?
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2015, 04:25:24 PM
Daycare meaning county jail?

You say tomato, I say tomahto . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 11, 2015, 04:28:02 PM
I can almost see him, sitting on a park bench with urine-soaked trousers, muttering to himself...

...Eying little girls
With bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: Big Dog on February 11, 2015, 04:30:22 PM
...Eying little girls
With bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

 :lmao:

Every bit of it!
Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 11, 2015, 08:00:01 PM
...Eying little girls
With bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

 :lmao:

There has got to be a parody song in there somewhere... Aqua-Pitt?  Too busy to come up with the whole thing. Feel free folks!

AQUA-PITT
-------------------------------------------------
Drunk on a park bench,
Can't chase the little wench,
With bad intent.
Puke is sitting on his chin
remnants from eating out of a trash bin.
24 business hours,
cost him his DU power!
Cut off from the trust fund,
now he has no fun!

Poor old Aqua-Pitt.

One time he was on MSNBC,
and he thought he was somebody!
DU hung on his word,
now they treat him like a turd.
...

 
Poor old Aqua-Pitt!

Title: Re: primitives ask the Bostonian Drunkard what happened
Post by: Skul on February 11, 2015, 08:12:31 PM
...Eying little girls
With bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Blink...Blink...Blink

 :lmao:

The devil made me do it.   :evil: