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Title: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: fatboy on February 08, 2015, 03:56:24 PM
A hint as to what ails The Big Guy is found at post #15 in this thread regarding living wills:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026195966

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Response to KMOD (Original post)Sun Feb 8, 2015, 01:28 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (46,859 posts)
15. Our kids, my doctor, etc....

They know I don't want to go out on my diseases terms.

Notice that the big guy's doctor and kids have been instructed. Notice how Marta has been omitted in the instruction process.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: Big Dog on February 08, 2015, 03:58:30 PM
A hint as to what ails The Big Guy is found at post #15 in this thread regarding living wills:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026195966

Notice that the big guy's doctor and kids have been instructed. Notice how Marta has been omitted in the instruction process.

I still think Marta left him for the Maytag repairman.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: diesel driver on February 08, 2015, 04:06:33 PM
I still think Marta left him for the Maytag repairman.

World's loneliness man is lonely no more!   :lol: :rotf:
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: I_B_Perky on February 08, 2015, 07:38:26 PM
So the big guy is still saying he got a terminal disease.  Besides terminal stupidity that is.  Come on Steve... let us in on the terminal illness. Let us in on the expected date of your demise. Inquiring minds want to know!
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: JakeStyle on February 08, 2015, 08:00:28 PM
I can't find the post, but I remember him saying that he has another 5-7 years left before he is expected to crap the bed.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 08, 2015, 08:14:18 PM
His terminal case musta started when he ate all those mini tacos at the fundraiser where no one showed up. It's been downhill ever since.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: Big Dog on February 08, 2015, 10:15:23 PM
His terminal case musta started when he ate all those mini tacos at the fundraiser where no one showed up. It's been downhill ever since.

Delayed Onset Mini-Taco Toxicity Syndrome.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: franksolich on February 08, 2015, 10:16:06 PM
Oh geezuz gawd.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: JakeStyle on February 08, 2015, 10:18:37 PM
Oh geezuz gawd.

He keeps fishing for sympathy replies, but he isn't getting any bites.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: franksolich on February 08, 2015, 10:20:07 PM
He keeps fishing for sympathy replies, but he isn't getting any bites.

That's exactly what the big oaf's doing.

And in doing so, he's mocking those who've actually faced death.

It's such poor taste, and gross too.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: Gina on February 09, 2015, 08:37:56 AM
I can't find the post, but I remember him saying that he has another 5-7 years left before he is expected to crap the bed.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:OMG my new term for death
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2015, 09:39:16 AM
He keeps fishing for sympathy replies, but he isn't getting any bites.

You know, conservativecave's been around almost seven and a half years, and we've suffered the deaths of a few members, always unexpected, unanticipated, sudden.

But now we've recently noted the passing of another member, who knew she was springing loose of this mortal coil for some months.

She never said anything. 

Over time, she tapered off on her postings, although she remained as she'd always been. 

And then she'd only occasionally lurk.

And then she was gone, having left this time and place as if running out on an errand too inconsequential to tell anybody about.

That was an elegant, gracious, class way, that she left us.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: franksolich on February 09, 2015, 09:49:58 AM
Notice how Marta has been omitted in the instruction process.

I've long suspected that poor dear long-suffering Marta never cared for the big oaf hanging around Skins's island.  He probably embarrassed her, and it probably hurt.

No one likes watching someone they love make an ass of himself.

I'll never forget the bloated whale's comments on their 40th wedding anniversary; he made it seem as he'd been a suave, handsome, dashing, swashbuckling Romeo, and she'd been a young innocent wallflower unwise in the ways of the world, hinting obliquely that it was he, and not she, who'd contributed the most to the marriage.

What a ****ing ass.

All during their married years, remember, it was poor dear Marta who brought home the bacon, while this obese oaf only occasionally brought home a 99-cent package of Frito-Lay pork rinds.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: Big Dog on February 09, 2015, 11:02:01 AM
I can't find the post, but I remember him saying that he has another 5-7 years left before he is expected to crap the bed.

Brain eating worms- but because they are taking 5-7 years to do a job that could be accomplished in an afternoon, they must be union worms.
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 09, 2015, 01:36:18 PM
Brain eating worms- but because they are taking 5-7 years to do a job that could be accomplished in an afternoon, they must be union worms.

Hey . . . follow the advice in the video . . . :tongue: :whistling:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO7VUklDlQw[/youtube]
Title: Re: OS Death Watch Day 55
Post by: obumazombie on February 09, 2015, 04:48:05 PM
Brain eating worms- but because they are taking 5-7 years to do a job that could be accomplished in an afternoon, they must be union worms.

They are on break in the Neckbeard Sewer break room.