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Title: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: miskie on February 05, 2015, 08:47:50 PM
So much entertainment packed into one little thread -Bronies, Furries, and Perverts, Oh My !

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026185542

Bronies..

Quote from: Elmer S. E. Dump (632 posts)


I was horrified by what I found on my son's computer.

My little pony? Bronies? WTF is going on? I'm ****ing serious here!!

Furries..

Quote from: Adrahil (2,582 posts)
9. Yeah, it's not like he's a furry or something...

... my daughter has male friends who are bronies. They're great kids. No worries.

And Perverts..

Quote from: randome (23,559 posts)

40. You mean the porn version? Cool.

Oh My !
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Maxiest on February 05, 2015, 08:59:52 PM
Ha, I was just reading that on DU. 
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: obumazombie on February 05, 2015, 09:30:44 PM
Trying to remember the my little pony jingle...

My little Brony
Soft little Brony
Play with him in the bath with me...
Taking a bath
Can be lots of fun
Cause 2 in the bathtub is more fun than one...
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on February 05, 2015, 11:06:19 PM
Not sure, but I read somewhere that there are clubs in the USAF for this.

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:o

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Whatever..... ::)
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: SarasotaRepub on February 05, 2015, 11:36:32 PM
Ha, I was just reading that on DU.


LOL!!! Same here.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 06, 2015, 12:56:41 AM
Bronies?  :???: :wtf2:  :mental:
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on February 06, 2015, 05:39:53 AM
To the DUche; spend all day laying down with dogs, don't be surprised if someone you know gets fleas.

How's it feel knowing your special little snowflake is a pervert, and one step away from being a registered sex offender? This is what happens when kids grow up with no boundaries.

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randome (23,559 posts)

40. You mean the porn version? Cool.


I find it odd that they are so willing to except crap like this, but someone who wants to do the right thing and raise their kids to treat sex like its supposed to be, between a man and a woman is a freak. :banghead:
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2015, 08:41:53 AM
(http://davidbrewington.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bronies2.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Big Dog on February 06, 2015, 08:47:04 AM
(http://davidbrewington.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bronies2.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Looks like a DU meetup.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 06, 2015, 09:23:31 AM
Do they geld(castrate) bronies?
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 06, 2015, 09:38:41 AM
Looks like a DU meetup.

No scraggly beards though, and none of them appear incredibly obese.  A DU meetup with four attendees would include at least one of each.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: SVPete on February 06, 2015, 09:47:18 AM
Do they geld(castrate) bronies?

One would hope so ...

That pic looks like geek wannabes ... lacking the drive and mental chops to be real geekasoid life forms! They're so past the creeped out stage that one can only :lol: :rofl: !
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 06, 2015, 10:18:36 AM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdiCqDVUxI[/youtube]
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: 67 Rover on February 06, 2015, 10:23:10 AM
Looks like a DU meetup.

 WTF. :thatsright: :bawl:
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: docstew on February 06, 2015, 10:33:27 AM
No scraggly beards though, and none of them appear incredibly obese.  A DU meetup with four attendees would include at least one of each.

And there would be more of each if the men were invited too!
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 06, 2015, 10:38:16 AM
(http://davidbrewington.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bronies2.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
(http://hostingd.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-10/8854mlp-my-little-pony-meme-bronies-pinkie-shocked-and-disgusted.jpg)
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 06, 2015, 11:52:26 AM
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: obumazombie on February 06, 2015, 02:46:02 PM
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.

What would RedEye do without them ?
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 06, 2015, 02:50:34 PM
For all the perversity DU supports, how can this even shock a DUmmy?
How is a tolerant DUmmy suddenly intolerant?

Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: RayRaytheSBS on February 06, 2015, 05:43:28 PM
For all the perversity DU supports, how can this even shock a DUmmy?
How is a tolerant DUmmy suddenly intolerant?



She probably caught him at home with one of these: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/5/31/pony_hole.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/&h=479&w=500&tbnid=0Oy1Y1qzd71JgM:&zoom=1&docid=KubBPN444orWaM&ei=shLVVProLsyrNtDwgegD&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-verizon&ved=0CB0QMygAMAA]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/5/31/pony_hole.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/&h=479&w=500&tbnid=0Oy1Y1qzd71JgM:&zoom=1&docid=KubBPN444orWaM&ei=shLVVProLsyrNtDwgegD&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-verizon&ved=0CB0QMygAMAA[/img]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/5/31/pony_hole.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/&h=479&w=500&tbnid=0Oy1Y1qzd71JgM:&zoom=1&docid=KubBPN444orWaM&ei=shLVVProLsyrNtDwgegD&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-verizon&ved=0CB0QMygAMAA (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2012/5/31/pony_hole.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/&h=479&w=500&tbnid=0Oy1Y1qzd71JgM:&zoom=1&docid=KubBPN444orWaM&ei=shLVVProLsyrNtDwgegD&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-verizon&ved=0CB0QMygAMAA[/img)

And you're right, it does sound extremely hypocritical of the DUche.

ETA: at home
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 06, 2015, 08:53:04 PM
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.

I hate furries.  :mad:
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Big Dog on February 07, 2015, 12:42:19 AM
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.

The good news is, they'll never reproduce.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: diesel driver on February 07, 2015, 06:55:24 AM
The good news is, they'll never reproduce.

We can only hope. 

After all, we still have DUmmies. 
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: dane on February 07, 2015, 09:29:31 AM
(http://davidbrewington.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bronies2.jpg)

 
The one in pink has the same pose that Fizzwits uses in many/most of her photos - is this common amongst DUmmies? 

And the look of wonderment on the woman in the background is one I could imagine they get a lot of.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Big Dog on February 07, 2015, 09:37:21 AM
The one in pink has the same pose that Fizzwits uses in many/most of her photos - is this common amongst DUmmies? 

fizzy's kid brother?

Their family portrait must be a gas.

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And the look of wonderment on the woman in the background is one I could imagine they get a lot of.

The same look can be found on the faces of good and decent people who read DU.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Karin on February 07, 2015, 02:29:13 PM
Hifiguy, with the Marx avatar, makes a free confession:

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Response to Spider Jerusalem (Reply #7)

Thu Feb 5, 2015, 05:59 PM

hifiguy (18,002 posts)
13. THIS.

I am a regular on Equestria Daily (560 million plus page hits in 4 years) and it is an excellent, well-run site. Trolls are terminated with extreme prejudice in a manner that equals DU.

Freak. 

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Archae (32,654 posts)
35. Hey! I'm a Brony AND a Furry!

And the ugliest guy on DU, which is no mean feat. 

Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 07, 2015, 03:02:16 PM

And the look of wonderment on the woman in the background is one I could imagine they get a lot of.

I saw that too.  Do those freaks think that dressing up like a stuffed animal is going to score them points with the ladies?
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Big Dog on February 07, 2015, 03:18:07 PM
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Archae (32,654 posts)
35. Hey! I'm a Brony AND a Furry!

I'm not surprised. The archaic primitive put the 'alternate' in 'alternative lifestyle'.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Revolution on February 08, 2015, 04:51:57 AM
I hate furries.  :mad:

For some reason, this made me laugh so hard I choked. I just imagined someone like Bruce Willis getting an inquisitive look about him, and screaming that sentence, and couldn't stop laughing.... :rotf:

Yeah...these people are freaks. What I am about to post is not for the squeamish, so listen at your own risk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcjKln4zhc

I've heard this and the other I'm about to post a couple times. You guys are indeed correct. Furries are worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjOGizrB4Ng

 :o
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Revolution on February 08, 2015, 05:10:12 AM
OK....holy shit! I only got through 7 min 20 sec of this without turning it the :censored: off, but if you dare...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqErHIhUSm8
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Big Dog on February 08, 2015, 09:47:00 AM
OK....holy shit! I only got through 7 min 20 sec of this without turning it the :censored: off, but if you dare...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqErHIhUSm8

42 seconds.
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: SVPete on February 08, 2015, 12:40:13 PM
:rofl: :lmao: Libs and Progs are so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o supportive of "alternative lifestyles" ... until people living that way come into their neighborhood or under their roof. :lmao: :rofl:

"Bronies" seem, at this distance (with no desire to get closer), to be in the realms of weird fan-dom (weirder than Trekkers or "Rocky Horror Picture Show" fans) and arrested or diverted maturation.

"Furries" seem to be in the realm of sexual fetishism. (And I have even less desire to get closer to them!)
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Revolution on February 10, 2015, 11:11:17 PM
42 seconds.

:lmao: How about the Stern ones?  :-)
Title: Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
Post by: Big Dog on February 10, 2015, 11:48:42 PM
:lmao: How about the Stern ones?  :-)

I listened to both of them. They were a scream!