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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2015, 01:53:27 PM

Title: Democrats are lifesavers.
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2015, 01:53:27 PM

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)
 Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
 The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

 Red......................Cherry
 Yellow..................Lemon
 Green....................Lime
 Orange...............Orange

 Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
 'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
 One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
 'Oh my God!! They're assholes!'

Title: Re: Democrats are lifesavers.
Post by: obumazombie on February 05, 2015, 02:01:29 PM

Ready, aim...


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