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Title: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: thundley4 on January 26, 2015, 10:14:41 PM
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madfloridian (82,581 posts)  Mon Jan 26, 2015, 06:45 PM
Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.

Love this. Seen on Twitter today.
*picture of plows doing what they are paid to do*

The Baxter Bean @TheBaxterBean · 8h 8 hours ago

Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house. Will this Obama tyranny never end? #BlizzardOf2015
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026140708

They really are idiots. Government providing for the common good is not the problem and is not socialism.

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CaliforniaPeggy (113,147 posts)
1. As long as its snowing (or flooding, or whatevering!) it had better not stop!

This is one of those times when government intervention really is the best option. [.quote]

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madfloridian (82,581 posts)
2. I remember when GWB came to FL after 3 hurricanes in 6 weeks.

He said neighbors should take care of neighbors. That would not have worked. That is when we need a government the most

George was right and you are wrong. The Red Cross and other relief charities which are made of up "neighbors", are always on scene before government agencies can even make up a plan to pack their bags.

Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 26, 2015, 10:22:55 PM
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They really are idiots.

No getting around it.  In most any situation, outside of ordering a latte at Starbucks, these are the first to die.

I find comfort in that.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Big Dog on January 26, 2015, 10:55:06 PM
Snowplows are socialist...because they redistribute the snow?

 :mental: :mental: :mental:

I thought snowplows were racist, because they move the nice white snow, but leave the treacherous black ice.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Delmar on January 26, 2015, 10:59:43 PM
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Response to madfloridian (Original post)Mon Jan 26, 2015, 09:53 PM
smirkymonkey (12,685 posts)
28. I have a proposal: From now on, all red counties clear their own roads.

Blue counties get their roads plowed.

Does this idiot think that Uncle Sam plows the roads?

The counties do it now, Stupid!
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: thundley4 on January 26, 2015, 11:05:48 PM
Does this idiot think that Uncle Sam plows the roads?

The counties do it now, Stupid!

Even here in central Illinois, county plows do parts of the interstates. Where is the federal government ? Why aren't they plowing their roads?
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: jukin on January 26, 2015, 11:07:34 PM
1. It is not socialism because those taxpayers pay for the event of snow and its need to be removed.
2. Wait until the real snow starts falling and see how well those expensive government services fail.
3. If the leftist fascists of the democrat party had had their way they would have sold all the snow removal equipment because in 2015 there was to be no snow fall.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 26, 2015, 11:18:50 PM
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Response to madfloridian (Original post)Mon Jan 26, 2015, 09:53 PM
smirkymonkey (12,685 posts)
28. I have a proposal: From now on, all red counties clear their own roads. Huh?!?!  We do.  We, ...... always have.

Blue counties get their roads plowed.  By the County, you retard.

Umm.....ahhh........uh......    :thatsright:

Does this idiot think that Uncle Sam plows the roads?

The counties do it now, Stupid!

It's inexplicable.  Stupid, on that scale, peels paint off the walls.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 26, 2015, 11:24:12 PM
Even here in central Illinois, county plows do parts of the interstates. Where is the federal government ? Why aren't they plowing their roads?

Same down here (57 and 24) and in the Shawnee ...... FEDERAL Park.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: obumazombie on January 26, 2015, 11:56:32 PM
I can't believe no one has gotten to this yet, but it's a clear case of...Snowplow rape.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: franksolich on January 27, 2015, 01:47:50 AM
1. It is not socialism because those taxpayers pay for the event of snow and its need to be removed.
2. Wait until the real snow starts falling and see how well those expensive government services fail.
3. If the leftist fascists of the democrat party had had their way they would have sold all the snow removal equipment because in 2015 there was to be no snow fall.

Hey!

Welcome back!  Long time, no see!
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Carl on January 27, 2015, 06:49:49 AM
If socialism was such a great success why do they have to keep trying to redefine it?
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Big Dog on January 27, 2015, 08:08:43 AM
I can't believe no one has gotten to this yet, but it's a clear case of...Snowplow rape.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 27, 2015, 08:25:43 AM
If the interstate highways are federal roads, why is it that the "STATE HIGHWAY" trucks are out plowing them first before any others?

It's OK with me, those interstates are mostly transporting blue state DUmmies south to Florida.....sure as hell don't want them getting stranded in S.C..
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Linda on January 27, 2015, 09:05:31 AM
Hey Johnny Rb... I am sick of them (DUmmies) coming to Florida and giving us a bad name. How about diverting them east to the Atlantic Ocean.....????
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 27, 2015, 09:08:29 AM
Hey Johnny Rb... I am sick of them (DUmmies) coming to Florida and giving us a bad name. How about diverting them east to the Atlantic Ocean.....????
They forget to keep driving east and stop in Myrtle Beach to play golf....like their GAWD.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: miskie on January 27, 2015, 09:27:25 AM
So much stupid in one post.

A ) Plowing is done by local authorities, using locally collected taxes and revenues. Not federal.

B ) Many of those doing the plowing are local contractors, not government employees.

C ) Utility companies who fix the downed lines and whatnot are state regulated private companies, who get no tax revenue at all.

Sorry DUmbasses, I don't see the socialism here at all.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: SVPete on January 27, 2015, 09:41:38 AM
Actual Socialism has so few accomplishments and has, historically, been so deadly that people who love it have to play word games so as not to see how loathsome and hideous Socialism is.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Undies on January 27, 2015, 10:15:03 AM
Once again, the little DUmbass goons are trying to pass off infrastructure (and the maintenance thereof) as "socialism".    It's a grasp at a working straw - and an attempt to blur the picture of the constant failure of their ridiculous ideology.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 27, 2015, 08:13:14 PM
Snow plowing is not socialism.  :???: :wtf2: :wtf3:

DUmmies are socialist. No?  :mental:
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 27, 2015, 08:21:44 PM
True socialism would consist of the State stopping by The Dummie's house and handing him (and all the rest of the able-bodied in the county) a shovel, saying "and don't stop until the streets, alleys and highways are all clear!"
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2015, 08:59:53 PM
True socialism would consist of the State stopping by The Dummie's house and handing him (and all the rest of the able-bodied in the county) a shovel, saying "and don't stop until the streets, alleys and highways are all clear!"

And hiring some to stand armed guard and shoot those that take a break.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: obumazombie on January 27, 2015, 10:30:52 PM
If the interstate highways are federal roads, why is it that the "STATE HIGHWAY" trucks are out plowing them first before any others?

It's OK with me, those interstates are mostly transporting blue state DUmmies south to Florida.....sure as hell don't want them getting stranded in S.C..



Then would it be fair to say you know what a halfback is ?
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: HawkHogan on January 27, 2015, 10:48:04 PM
First Dummies claimed that the military was socialist.  Now they are claiming that snow plows are socialist.  Next they will claim that trees are socialist for redistributing oxygen. 
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 27, 2015, 11:16:51 PM
First Dummies claimed that the military was socialist.  Now they are claiming that snow plows are socialist.  Next they will claim that trees are socialist for redistributing oxygen. 

Trees are socialist???????? That would be a new low. I think they will say that for sure. :mental:
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: obumazombie on January 27, 2015, 11:18:24 PM
Trees are socialist???????? That would be a new low. I think they will say that for sure. :mental:

Save a whale.
Hug a tree.
Snuggle a bunny.
Kiss a ptarmigan...well maybe we shouldn't take it too far.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 27, 2015, 11:21:48 PM
Save a whale.
Hug a tree.
Snuggle a bunny.
Kiss a ptarmigan...well maybe we shouldn't take it too far.

I rather kiss a ptarmigan than snuggle a sodomite bunny.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Chris_ on January 27, 2015, 11:29:02 PM
Trees are socialist???????? That would be a new low. I think they will say that for sure. :mental:
Liberals have tied themselves into a knot ever since they demanded that the 'general welfare' clause apply to individuals instead of society as a whole.

Baby mamas and Section 8 vouchers do not equate to fire protection/garbage pickup/police protection, but don't let a DUmmy try to tell you otherwise.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2015, 12:11:38 AM
True socialism would consist of the State stopping by The Dummie's house and handing him (and all the rest of the able-bodied in the county) a shovel, saying "and don't stop until the streets, alleys and highways are all clear!"

:hi5:

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Sorry, Comrades.  No X-Box and Cheetos tonight.  Dear Leader demands your best efforts now, get to work, Comrades, ....according to your abilities.

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...and when you're done, start planting trees!!

But, it's winter?!?!?


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Are you criticizing glorious 5 year plan, Comrade?
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: obumazombie on January 28, 2015, 03:05:22 AM
Nothing should happen anywhere unless it's centrally planned first.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: txradioguy on January 28, 2015, 09:40:32 AM
Does this idiot think that Uncle Sam plows the roads?

The counties do it now, Stupid!

I caught that too...and sadly the answer is yes the DUmmies really DO think that the President personally sends out the snow plows.

This is a perfect examply of the "womb to tomb" dependency on Federal Government the progressives want to indoctrinate everyone with.

Their Utopian dream is to have everyone in this country depdnednt on D.C. for everything they are allowed to have...and the prolitariat is to be happy with the crumbs they are given.
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 28, 2015, 11:20:43 PM
Liberals have tied themselves into a knot ever since they demanded that the 'general welfare' clause apply to individuals instead of society as a whole.

Baby mamas and Section 8 vouchers do not equate to fire protection/garbage pickup/police protection, but don't let a DUmmy try to tell you otherwise.

DUmmy's Logic =  :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
Post by: Chariot on January 29, 2015, 12:19:11 AM
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Response to madfloridian (Original post)Mon Jan 26, 2015, 09:53 PM
smirkymonkey (12,685 posts)
28. I have a proposal: From now on, all red counties clear their own roads.

Blue counties get their roads plowed.

Most of the roads around me were cleared by local yokels in their pickup trucks and what large trucks there were, were owned by private companies who were hired by the county.