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Title: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 24, 2015, 06:12:46 PM
Incarcerated Cowboys fan suing NFL for $88 billion because of overturned catch (http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/01/23/nfl-dallas-cowboys-fan-lawsuit-88-billion-overturned-catch)
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: dixierose on January 24, 2015, 08:00:37 PM
He was the first thing I thought of when I saw that headline...

 :mental:
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 24, 2015, 08:11:23 PM
Quote from: dixierose on January 24, 2015, 08:00:37 PM
He was the first thing I thought of when I saw that headline...

 :mental:
Great minds think alike.
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: Skul on January 24, 2015, 08:35:56 PM
Quote from: dixierose on January 24, 2015, 08:00:37 PM
He was the first thing I thought of when I saw that headline...

 :mental:

Only eleven to go.   :-)
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: dixierose on January 24, 2015, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Skul on January 24, 2015, 08:35:56 PM
Only eleven to go.   :-)

Make it 10  :-)
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2015, 09:16:51 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor that Laser Haas got thrown out of the courthouse for wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants?
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: obumazombie on January 25, 2015, 12:55:18 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on January 24, 2015, 09:16:51 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor that Laser Haas got thrown out of the courthouse for wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants?

LACES OUT !!!


(http://i.imgur.com/D6BwRly.jpg)


Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2015, 07:45:16 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on January 25, 2015, 12:55:18 AM
LACES OUT !!!


(http://i.imgur.com/D6BwRly.jpg)
Decision for the plaintiff....case closed.
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: Big Dog on January 25, 2015, 10:16:00 AM
Quote from: obumazombie on January 25, 2015, 12:55:18 AM
LACES OUT !!!
(http://i.imgur.com/D6BwRly.jpg)

Brother, that was worth a high five.
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2015, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: Big Dog on January 25, 2015, 10:16:00 AM
Brother, that was worth a high five.

Why yes, yes it was . . .

Where's the tie for the red laces?
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 25, 2015, 08:18:40 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 25, 2015, 07:48:45 PM
Why yes, yes it was . . .

Where's the tie for the red laces?

we're going to have to have "the talk" it sounds like....
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2015, 08:21:39 PM
Who needs laces?
Title: Re: I think I found the DUmmy "Laser Haas"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 26, 2015, 06:29:58 AM
Quote from: Chris_ on January 25, 2015, 08:21:39 PM
Who needs laces?

Nothing a seat belt cutter couldn't handle. :whistling: :naughty: