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Title: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: dutch508 on January 23, 2015, 10:08:51 AM
Poor ol dying Stevo. Nobody wishes him a Happy Birthday on the DUmp so he has to do it himself.

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Omaha Steve (46,273 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026126007

Happy Birthday Omaha Steve

Today I'm 58.  Jr., our youngest daughter, and I all have birthdays in a weeks time. BIG week.

So what to get for a guy health issues like mine? Something that makes me smile.  I saw it on e-bay. Even shipped it was under $10.

We have a few pewter dragons scattered around the house. Not all dragons are evil, have wings, etc. Please help me pick out a name for my new little fellow.

OS


Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 23, 2015, 10:35:30 AM
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So what to get for a guy health issues like mine?
How about a StairMaster?
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2015, 11:07:07 AM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on January 23, 2015, 10:35:30 AM
How about a StairMaster?

TreadClimber?
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: Zathras on January 23, 2015, 11:15:05 AM
Since OS, much like every DUmbass, is an unproductive member of society sucking on the government teat at the expence of the taxpayers, I'd go with Leech, Waste of Skin or Oxygen Thief.
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: fatboy on January 23, 2015, 11:56:58 AM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2015, 11:07:07 AM
TreadClimber?

I thought about sending out some good vibes. But I cannot afford that right now. Maybe next year?
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2015, 12:01:01 PM
Quote from: fatboy on January 23, 2015, 11:56:58 AM
I thought about sending out some good vibes. But I cannot afford that right now. Maybe next year?

Next year--would that be next fiscal year, next business year, or next calendar year? :whistling:
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: Skul on January 23, 2015, 02:11:04 PM
A Pocket Pu**y?
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: fatboy on January 23, 2015, 02:22:17 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2015, 12:01:01 PM
Next year--would that be next fiscal year, next business year, or next calendar year? :whistling:

Tough question.  I guess.... whichever is the longest!
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 23, 2015, 02:38:27 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 23, 2015, 12:01:01 PM
Next year--would that be next fiscal year, next business year, or next calendar year? :whistling:
Leap..
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 23, 2015, 04:55:54 PM
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on January 23, 2015, 02:38:27 PM
Leap..
LEAP...that's a lot to ask of a man with one foot in the grave.
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 23, 2015, 06:43:48 PM
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Omaha Steve (46,273 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026126007

Happy Birthday Omaha Steve

Today I'm 58.  Jr., our youngest daughter, and I all have birthdays in a weeks time. BIG week.

So what to get for a guy health issues like mine? Something that makes me smile.  I saw it on e-bay. Even shipped it was under $10.

We have a few pewter dragons scattered around the house. Not all dragons are evil, have wings, etc.  Please help me pick out a name for my new little fellow.

OS

How about Grim Reaper for a name?
Title: Re: Day 39: Omaha Steve Death Watch. OS sings Happy B-Day to OS...
Post by: obumazombie on January 24, 2015, 12:17:07 AM
A name for his dragon ?
Neckbearded.



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