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Title: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: fatboy on January 22, 2015, 04:46:10 PM
new campfire

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diabeticman (2,396 posts)

Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session.
   
For those who think I am making my wife up or doing Performance art. My wife is real. I only wanted advise.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018713151
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 22, 2015, 04:50:28 PM
Yeah, you used to be able to find those old "Monkey Grip" inner tube repair kits at every country store....not so any more.
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: fatboy on January 22, 2015, 05:02:32 PM
Wife is too liberal for DU.  :whistling:

Anyway, will diabeticman be forced to get rid of all of his guns if it turns out that wife is crazy?
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: Bad Dog on January 22, 2015, 05:59:55 PM
How is saying she went to a counseling session proof she exists.  I didn't know they had counseling services at Discount Tires.
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: thundley4 on January 22, 2015, 06:01:08 PM
Why wouldn't both of them go to counselling?
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: diesel driver on January 22, 2015, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on January 22, 2015, 06:01:08 PM
Why wouldn't both of them go to counselling?

She may be the sane one of the two.

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diabeticman (2,396 posts)
For those who think I am making my wife up or doing Performance art. My wife is real.

Shoutout to CC.  NICE!   :lol:   :II:
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 22, 2015, 07:57:17 PM
Quote from: diesel driver on January 22, 2015, 06:24:46 PM
Shoutout to CC.  NICE!   :lol:   :II:

Sounds like it.
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: dane on January 22, 2015, 08:10:21 PM
It was only a couple of days ago he was all butthurt and leaving, yet like nearly all DUmmies who leave in a huff, doesn't actually leave at all.
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: Maxiest on January 22, 2015, 08:26:01 PM
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 22, 2015, 05:59:55 PM
How is saying she went to a counseling session proof she exists.  I didn't know they had counseling services at Discount Tires.

Was wondering the same thing.  Is this supposed to be a "proof of life" thread?  Just wondering because I don't see any proof of life.

I have a tree in my back yard that grows gold leaves and it's true because I just typed it on this internet forum.
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: 67 Rover on January 22, 2015, 08:35:04 PM
Nurse:  Thank you Ms. Diabeticman, pickup your Ritalin and therapy cat on the way out and please be careful the cat still has it's claws.  :rofl:

Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: Carl on January 22, 2015, 08:39:53 PM
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Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: Bad Dog on January 24, 2015, 12:54:39 PM
 :racist:
Quote from: Carl on January 22, 2015, 08:39:53 PM
(http://www.wellworthproducts.com/images/products/200px/blakbuty.jpg)

 :racist:
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2015, 02:21:25 PM
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d-bag (2,396 posts)

Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session.

Because there are some thing even Fix-a-Flat can't repair.

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Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2015, 02:33:47 PM
Quote from: Carl on January 22, 2015, 08:39:53 PM
(http://www.wellworthproducts.com/images/products/200px/blakbuty.jpg)

That might spice up the d-bag's sex life. You know what they say...

Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2015, 02:36:12 PM
How do you counsel an airhead?
Title: Re: Just so people know. My wife went to her first counseling session
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 24, 2015, 05:57:01 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2015, 02:36:12 PM
How do you counsel an airhead?

Hmm . . . laughing gas? :whistling: