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Title: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: CC27 on January 21, 2015, 04:13:42 PM
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Star Member underpants (109,873 posts)

Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?


Or should she be referred to as "Wonder woman"?

You Dummies have no ideas whatever so ever. Just name calling.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026116752
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 04:21:11 PM
A few DUmmies in other threads have called out the ones mocking her. 
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: zeitgeist on January 21, 2015, 04:23:02 PM
I seem to recall the phrase "Great minds discuss great ideas, small minds discuss people".  "DU the un-thinking mans forum."
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 04:37:55 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026114042

They also make fun of her camo high heels.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: CC27 on January 21, 2015, 04:39:42 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026114042

They also make fun of her camo high heels.

This morons can't hold a candle to her. All DUmmies have BO or smell like pot.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2015, 04:40:38 PM
So.....I didn't see the state of the misunion speech, nor the Republicans' response.

No television.

Is it true she was wearing plastic bread-bags over her shoes?

If so, maybe it might've been to protect her shoes from the excresence Obama spread all around last night?
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 04:46:58 PM
So.....I didn't see the state of the misunion speech, nor the Republicans' response.

No television.

Is it true she was wearing plastic bread-bags over her shoes?

If so, maybe it might've been to protect her shoes from the excresence Obama spread all around last night?

She was n't last night, but she talked about her and others doing it when they were kids.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 05:02:30 PM
Oh look at what a DUmmie found.

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ScreamingMeemie (65,061 posts) Wed Jan 21, 2015, 02:41 PM


10 years ago: DU was talking about bread bags before it was cool...

 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4151354
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026117959

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ScreamingMeemie  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore   Fri Oct-14-05 11:48 AM
Original message
When you were a kid....Did your Mother make you wear bread bags
over your shoes inside your snow boots? I was just throwing a bread wrapper away, and this memory came to me. It would take hours (minutes even) to try and shove the whole bagged up mess into our boots. I was just wondering if this was a common practice or another of my mother's quirky rules...like putting Listerine on our scalps after washing our hair.  :hi:


Rabrrrrrr     Fri Oct-14-05 11:49 AM
Response to Original message
1. Yep, I had that. Hated it.
Edited on Fri Oct-14-05 11:50 AM by Rabrrrrrr
Was always uncomfortable and awful as ****.

Finally made my mom buy me snow boots that DIDN'T fit a show in them.

 
ScreamingMeemie  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore   Fri Oct-14-05 05:50 PM
Response to Reply #1
46. And for some inexplicable reason, my brothers and I always fought
over the wonder bags.

 
Iris  Donating Member    Fri Oct-14-05 11:50 AM
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2. We did it, too!
I was just mentioning this to my husband, who grew up in the South - so no bread-bagged boots!

We always had to hold them up around our calves while our mom tried to "slip" the boot on! It took about 30 mintues to get 2 of us ready and then we'd only stay outside for about 15 minutes before we got too cold!

Ah! Fun times! thanks for the memory!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4151354

Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Gina on January 21, 2015, 05:05:29 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026114042

They also make fun of her camo high heels.

I can't see them (http://conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/shrug.gif)
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 05:19:16 PM
I can't see them (http://conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/shrug.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/camoheels_zps84ebdb90.jpg)
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2015, 05:21:01 PM
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(http://images.christianpost.com/full/59323/democratic-senator-claire-mccaskill-of-missouri.jpg)

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(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ElizabethWarren.jpg)

Nuff said although dem women seem to be discussing Odumbo a lot.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 05:56:40 PM
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(http://images.politico.com/global/2012/11/121108_debbie_stabenow_ap_328_605.jpg)

(http://images.christianpost.com/full/59323/democratic-senator-claire-mccaskill-of-missouri.jpg)

(http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/barbara-boxer.jpg)

(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ElizabethWarren.jpg)

Nuff said although dem women seem to be discussing Odumbo a lot.

Let's not forget the De Lauro she-hag.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/18-rosa-delauro_zps48822104.jpg)
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: obumazombie on January 21, 2015, 07:17:27 PM
Not thoroughly versed on the primitives, but how can a 100k poster avoid my notice ?

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Star Member underpants (109,873 posts)

Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?


Or should she be referred to as "Wonder woman"?

underpants...who is he/she/it ?
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: HawkHogan on January 21, 2015, 07:27:04 PM
Dummies' War on  Woman.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: delilahmused on January 21, 2015, 07:45:37 PM
Jealousy is an ugly thing. A woman who's worked harder growing up than most DUmmies will do in a lifetime, pulled herself up without a single government program, a military vet who truly defines what feminists say women should be. Except she hasn't lived the life of "Julie" who continues to whine about what she doesn't have and expects her government daddy give her the rights Joni Ernst has earned on her own. The fact that she's attractive and feminine is icing on the cake. They can't stand women or minorities who prove the left's antiquated definition of independence (trading hubby for the government is NOT independence) and fake feminism is bullshit.

Cindie
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Delmar on January 21, 2015, 09:16:40 PM
Let's not forget the De Lauro she-hag.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/18-rosa-delauro_zps48822104.jpg)

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/rpFv1bKzfAYvlND1aXSTOtKX8fD_zpsdecf6609.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/rpFv1bKzfAYvlND1aXSTOtKX8fD_zpsdecf6609.jpg.html)

Rosa De Lauro is a dead ringer for the guy who played the English neighbor on The Jeffersons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelgänger
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 09:25:39 PM
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/rpFv1bKzfAYvlND1aXSTOtKX8fD_zpsdecf6609.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/rpFv1bKzfAYvlND1aXSTOtKX8fD_zpsdecf6609.jpg.html)

Rosa De Lauro is a dead ringer for the guy who played the English neighbor on The Jeffersons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelgänger

You're right. :hi5:
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: FlaGator on January 21, 2015, 09:46:19 PM
Did you ever notice that Obama's dad is a dead ringer for Rog on 'What's Happening'?

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/obamasdad.jpg)(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/whatshap90.jpg)
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 21, 2015, 10:32:35 PM
This morons can't hold a candle to her. All DUmmies have BO or smell like pot.

 :lol: They smell like feces and urine too.  :-)
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 21, 2015, 10:43:03 PM
Let's not forget the De Lauro she-hag.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/18-rosa-delauro_zps48822104.jpg)

Is it male or female? The world could care less.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 21, 2015, 10:44:33 PM
Is it male or female? The world could care less.

It is what it is.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: SVPete on January 22, 2015, 12:19:38 AM
Between her earned BA and NA, her 20+ years of Reserve & ING service (including a deployment to the ME) and her service in elected office, Joni Ernst has more accomplishments, probably, than 2-4 DU folk combined. She's laughing at these mockers.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Bad Dog on January 22, 2015, 12:24:52 AM

Rosa De Lauro is a dead ringer for the guy who played the English neighbor on The Jeffersons.



Yeah but she's aging into Keith Richards.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2015, 09:02:20 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/camoheels_zps84ebdb90.jpg)
I still can't see them
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Conservative Libertarian on January 22, 2015, 09:18:13 AM
I still can't see them

 :lol: :rotf:
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 22, 2015, 10:28:57 AM
Let's not forget the De Lauro she-hag.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/18-rosa-delauro_zps48822104.jpg)
From the DUmmie school of voting: When in doubt, vote for ugly.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Gina on January 22, 2015, 01:09:35 PM
:lol: :rotf:

Finally!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: thundley4 on January 22, 2015, 01:36:49 PM
Finally!  :lmao:

 :bigbird:   :rant:
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: fatboy on January 22, 2015, 02:10:00 PM
In another newer, improved campfire...

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Thu Jan 22, 2015, 12:46 PM

B2G (4,240 posts)

Joni Ernst, living inside your head, rent free

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026121961

Looks like the Joni Ernst thing is hitting a tipping point.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 22, 2015, 03:16:58 PM
Do bread bags come in a size big enough to slip over a DUmmies head? If they do, then they should also supply a rubber band and instructions how to wear it as protective head gear for DUmmies.
Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Delmar on January 22, 2015, 07:52:44 PM
In another newer, improved campfire...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026121961

Looks like the Joni Ernst thing is hitting a tipping point.
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Thu Jan 22, 2015, 12:46 PM
B2G (4,247 posts)

Joni Ernst, living inside your head, rent free


This lady is getting more press that Obama's address did.

Because she said she put bread bags on her feet when she was a kid.


So what if she did? What is the big ****ing deal? Every politician tries to relate to middle America. "Hey, I drive a pickup!" "Hey, I shoot a gun!" "Hey, I love to fish and hunt!" "Hey, I've suddenly and conveniently developed a southern drawl just prior to this speech!"

She didn't say she was impoverished. She didn't even say she was poor. She said she put plastic bags on her feet when it rained.

And we're still talking about it. WTF.

The folksy stuff sounded natural coming from Ernst. 

Here's how not to do it:
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Mr. Kerry’s Ohio hunting adventure started last Saturday, when the senator, campaign entourage in tow, went into a grocery store and asked the owner: “Can I get me a hunting license here?” Even the phraseology sounded staged. Mr. Kerry ordinarily doesn’t talk this way, and his language sounded fake and patronizing — as if he was pretending to talk like someone from rural Ohio.

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Title: Re: Does the nickname Joni "bread bags" Ernst fit?
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2015, 08:15:48 PM
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"Hey, I've suddenly and conveniently developed a southern drawl just prior to this speech!"
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You don't say.